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sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





he is thanking Allah for this blessed bounty before going to town on that c dog

mega cursed snipe

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itry
Aug 23, 2019




Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Elon Musk being hosed by the Twitter logo because he tried to back out of being a top in a longterm D/S relationship and forgot the safeword.

OP needs to also commission this version to reflect current events.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

itry posted:

OP needs to also commission this version to reflect current events.

You think I'm made of money? That's money that can go towards increasing my fleshlight collection.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Duck and Cover posted:

Yes I am bumping this thread. Bumping it hard and fast until I'm sticky.

*thrusts*

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
flailing ever clockwise yet certainly spiralling down, thread bumper activated, now post without a rhythm.
Reminder :I guess this thread is a GBS success story.

staberind fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Aug 22, 2022

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

*bumps the table*. It's cool the tilt sensor is broken.

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
Post elon again, i need to see cum.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
post elon again, ineed to cum

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1563195301648748544

So, is the count 5 new kids since the pandemic has started?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i hope he's not making these women sign stuff because i want to see the game of thrones level drama when musk kicks it

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Uriah Heep posted:

Too tame?? Well every great work of jack off mater- uh, political commentary needs a cum version.

(not safe for gran gran)


I can loving hear the viscosity of the cum, jesus christ.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

It's the season for spooky things.

Womblemania
Sep 4, 2022

by Hand Knit

Duck and Cover posted:

:nws::nws:

$65 well spent. No I won't explain the deep meaning of it, as it is obvious.

i thought horny was banned and that reddit thing is clearly underaged

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Womblemania posted:

i thought horny was banned and that reddit thing is clearly underaged

Please explain to everyone what you find horny about that image.

Womblemania
Sep 4, 2022

by Hand Knit

Duck and Cover posted:

Please explain to everyone what you find horny about that image.

no you pervert

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Womblemania posted:

no you pervert

Nobody else here sees any horny maybe the issue is you.

Womblemania
Sep 4, 2022

by Hand Knit

Duck and Cover posted:

Nobody else here sees any horny maybe the issue is you.

gaslighting is rude

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
There's no way Elon has a massive hog. It might be average at best

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Bodhidharma posted:

There's no way Elon has a massive hog. It might be average at best

no that's average

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Duck and Cover posted:

Please explain to everyone what you find horny about that image.

the dude in the corner seems a little wound up

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

the dude in the corner seems a little wound up

It's obviously a metaphor!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Duck and Cover posted:

It's obviously a metaphor!

it honestly couldn't be anymore obvious. and its peak gbs to see anything more in the imagne. thiught we'd grown past this but here we are

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I'm honestly starting to get grossed out by Elon's actual real life face because he's definitely got the innsmouth look going on. A face that's ugly but not in a way that's conventionally human.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

You know how youtube will suggest you things and reorders them over and over and over again? No? Duck and Cover suggestion algorithm really thinks you'll like this thread.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Oct 18, 2022

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Will you be launching a line of artisan mugs featuring this piece of art? Perhaps a wide solid coffee mug with a royal blue glaze outside and a pearl white glaze inside?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

itry posted:

Will you be launching a line of artisan mugs featuring this piece of art? Perhaps a wide solid coffee mug with a royal blue glaze outside and a pearl white glaze inside?

We never really discussed merch rights. Besides I wouldn't want to make my taxes more complicated.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Elon Musk owns twitter. I however own this sweet png. I believe I win.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Duck and Cover posted:

:nws::nws:

$65 well spent. No I won't explain the deep meaning of it, as it is obvious.

Duck and Cover posted:

Elon Musk owns twitter. I however own this sweet png. I believe I win.
Yes, high art indeed. And just wait til Musk turns Twitter into a Nazi paradise so it consequently gets IP blocked in multiple countries, with yet more news items about Muskie-poo's Twitter plastered all over the media.

Your piece can only increase in value.

Twitter has a musky smell already, as the picture explains.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm honestly starting to get grossed out by Elon's actual real life face because he's definitely got the innsmouth look going on. A face that's ugly but not in a way that's conventionally human.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Why do people seem to think Elon Musk is Tony Stark?

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Because he built a suit in a cave out of scraps?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Duck and Cover posted:

Why do people seem to think Elon Musk is Tony Stark?

Because they believe the myth (that Elon perpetuated about himself) that he built his wealth by being a genius engineer and inventor instead of just already being wealthy and buying the ideas of other people who are far smarter than him.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Because they believe the myth (that Elon perpetuated about himself) that he built his wealth by being a genius engineer and inventor instead of just already being wealthy and buying the ideas of other people who are far smarter than him.

Even if he personally invented paypal, and electric cars, he isn't Tony Stark. People are really dumb. I know this, but it's always worth saying again.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

my dad met Elon at a rocket conference the year they started SpaceX and to this day he says Elon is one of the dumbest people he's ever met in his entire life

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

my dad met Elon at a rocket conference the year they started SpaceX and to this day he says Elon is one of the dumbest people he's ever met in his entire life

Wow impossible he's rich RICH PEOPLE CAN'T BE DUMB. YOUR DAD MUST BE DUMB!

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
Honestly, if there was ever better a time to sign up for twitter and start spamming this picture in the middle of elon worshipping threads....

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

It's perfectly normal for a thread this old to need a little help to stay up. *bumps*

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Nobody gets rich due to hard work, it depends entirely on the universe's willingness to give them money.

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