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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Ate a bunch and shitted then flushed it, who else?

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Not at the moment

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
We see your posts, OP. No reason to be redundant.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Smugworth posted:

Not at the moment

well are you gonna later?

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I was bunged up for the last few days due to a digestive issue. I took some laxatives and have been making GBS threads like crazy every couple of hours for the last 8 hours. My muscles actually hurt.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
SITTED 'N SHITTED :haibrower:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

another ‘02 shitpost :geoduck:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Chief McHeath posted:

well are you gonna later?

Yea probably

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Chief McHeath posted:

Ate a bunch and shitted then flushed it, who else?

God I wish that were me.

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
making GBS threads? In this economy?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I'll get back to you after my morning coffee.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Look guys, we’ve been over this like a thousand times. You’re supposed to hold it in all weekend so you can drop some absolute destruction at the office on Monday morning. Me personally, I’ve been off since last Thursday, I’m gonna be unavailable for like the first two hours of work tomorrow morning.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I dropped a mad deuce earlier today op. A two-parter. Thirty minutes between five pounds of poo. Felt like a new man.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
i never poo poo, i just digest 100% of what i eat

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Khanstant posted:

i never poo poo, i just digest 100% of what i eat

Man, you don't know what your missing out on.

barmk ima dog lol
Apr 6, 2022
What if Master Chief shitted and then did the poo poo your pants dance in front of a chinese tank

Wouldn't that be kinda lol but sad

Tristesse
Feb 23, 2006

Chasing the dream.
Had to put my dog down today and I've invented a new form of grief created diarrhea. Just cryin and poopin.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Tristesse posted:

Had to put my dog down today and I've invented a new form of grief created diarrhea. Just cryin and poopin.

Sorry m'dude. I'll think of your dog next time I'm poopin.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

No. In about a minute the answer will be yes but by the time I get back here it'll be no again.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Can you imagine literally making GBS threads a brick??? :xd:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
SAT 'N SHAT :haibrow:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Just shat a nice runny one. I'd like to thank dried apricots and Frank's RedHot (no, not on the dried apricots).

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Eww, no, never.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


BigBadSteve posted:

Just shat a nice runny one. I'd like to thank dried apricots and Frank's RedHot (no, not on the dried apricots).

Of course not on it. That's in a pint glass beside the apricots.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
no but so far this morning ive farted about 2 gallons of farts, thats gotta count for something

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
I did one earlier

I could do one now

But sometimes its good to let them stew a bit

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


yes

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Dropping a nice one rn OP

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

waiting for the daily dump still op

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

and there it went. good log, a little bit of the spicy butthole from eating buffalo wings and kinda dark from eating oreos

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Dropping a nice one rn OP

:same:

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Sippin my coffee right now getting ready iykwim

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
When you probably should have gotten out of bed and taken a dump when you felt it at night but you dont and then when you get up its kind of over but then you have a coffee and have to poo poo and you know whats up...

You think its going to be diarrhea, but theres a twist...

Remember that poo poo you should have had at like 3AM?

Its a hard dark plug now

It builds up....

Its breaching...

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Nooner posted:

Can you imagine literally making GBS threads a brick??? :xd:

In my opinion

(feel free to disagree)

But in my opinion

People in glass trousers shouldn't poo poo bricks

Tristesse
Feb 23, 2006

Chasing the dream.

Fartington Butts posted:

Sorry m'dude. I'll think of your dog next time I'm poopin.

Thanks. His main nickname was Poops so it's appropriate and he'd appreciate it.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Chief McHeath posted:

Ate a bunch and shitted then flushed it, who else?

not at work rn

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Am making GBS threads

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Thought I needed a round two but it was just a big fart

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I should be but it hasnt reached optimal poo poo status yet

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I shat earlier today.

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