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You know how mathematicians deal with being constipated?
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Wifi Toilet posted:More like 5 times an hour...for a few hours. Mine was done with 2 doses, 5pm and again at 5am. It took about an hour to start working, then I had a couple big evacuations with 15 minutes, then it starts tapering off to every 10-15 minutes for the next couple of hours. By 10pm I was confident enough I wouldn't have any unexpected leakage that I was able to go to bed. Repeat for the 5am dose, but by now you're just making GBS threads liquid so hopefully you've stayed hydrated. fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Apr 20, 2024 18:38
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Massive dump after an increasingly uncomfortable two-day incubation period. Bliss.
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Apr 20, 2024 19:02
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i ate a huge steak the other day i think its still working its way through my poop shoots
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Apr 20, 2024 19:07
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Producing hefty lumps
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Apr 20, 2024 19:16
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jfc I wasn't expecting to go again so soon, that was vicious. A flood of turdy soup.
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Apr 20, 2024 19:16
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OH GOD PIZZA poo poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 20, 2024 23:44
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Bula Vinaka posted:How many times do you have to run to the toilet between the time you take that and then go to get the procedure? Like maybe 5 times I'm guessing? Or does it all explode at once? It hits you within a half hour. According to the Colonoscopist, It works by introducing a huge amount of liquid into the digestive system. It does this partially by the fluid you drink, but mostly from the fact that the colonoscopy prep is a digestive irritant, and causes your system to dump lots and lots of moisture into your intestines to combat and flush out this irritant. I had to head to the toilet about once every half hour for the rest of the night. There was a LOT of liquid, but there wasn't as much urgency as you might expect. I never had to worry about not making to the pot in time. The worst worry for me was the fact that I had to drink half of it the night before the procedure, then the other half the morning of the procedure. This was a problem. because the hospital is about 50 miles away from my home. Luckily, I had to report for the procedure at noon, and I had to start drinking at 6AM. It blew through me in just a few hours, so the trip turned out to be uneventful, despite my fears.
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Apr 21, 2024 08:35
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cruft posted:You know how mathematicians deal with being constipated? They work it out with a pencil
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Apr 21, 2024 13:40
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they gotta figure out their natural loga-rhythms
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Apr 21, 2024 20:09
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Clocked in and logged in iykwim.
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Apr 22, 2024 03:31
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Genesplicer posted:It hits you within a half hour. According to the Colonoscopist, It works by introducing a huge amount of liquid into the digestive system. It does this partially by the fluid you drink, but mostly from the fact that the colonoscopy prep is a digestive irritant, and causes your system to dump lots and lots of moisture into your intestines to combat and flush out this irritant. I had to head to the toilet about once every half hour for the rest of the night. There was a LOT of liquid, but there wasn't as much urgency as you might expect. I never had to worry about not making to the pot in time. I don't live that far from where it would be done but I will probably wear old fogey diapers anyways just in case!
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Apr 22, 2024 06:12
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I used the bathroom at the medical office right before they prepped me for the procedure and I was glad that I did.
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Apr 22, 2024 11:25
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AWOOOGA!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 22, 2024 19:09
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The Many-Wiped Anus
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Apr 22, 2024 20:16
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SNAAAAAAAAKE
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Apr 22, 2024 22:41
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LIQUIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 22, 2024 22:45
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was taking a peepee and had to fart but it turned out to be a SHART and almost ruined my pantaloons, woulda been a lovely monday
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Apr 22, 2024 22:52
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Mid mash step had to run to our disgusting piss-caked toilets to drop off a heavy load.
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Apr 23, 2024 01:15
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Couple of big dumps right out of the gate this AM.
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Apr 23, 2024 16:40
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That spicy chicken sandwich I ate a couple of days ago is still making its presence felt.
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Apr 23, 2024 20:09
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I have a really bad cold and my shits smell of death. I may not be long for this world. Death by excess bowel movement.
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Apr 24, 2024 00:14
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massive snake
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Apr 24, 2024 17:38
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it piled up into a pool island that stood proudly above the toilet water until i flushed it away. look on my works ye mighty and despair. nothing beside remains
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Apr 24, 2024 19:27
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does anybody ever forget if theyve already pooped
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Apr 24, 2024 19:35
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three shits before i left the house
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Apr 24, 2024 19:36
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i would have a tender butthole if i poo poo 3 time in one morning
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Apr 24, 2024 19:47
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I just pushed out something that vaguely resembled a jumbo tempura shrimp, but I don't like seafood?
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Apr 24, 2024 21:04
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Worf posted:i would have a tender butthole if i poo poo 3 time in one morning buy a bidet
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Apr 24, 2024 21:22
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Two long, thick monsters. High quality dumping.
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Apr 24, 2024 23:13
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I've made a product.
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Apr 24, 2024 23:43
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Worf posted:i would have a tender butthole if i poo poo 3 time in one morning Yeah, this is really a tender situation Get off the pot, man, shake and bake Taste the waste, boy, taste the waste
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Apr 25, 2024 03:08
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bradzilla posted:buy a bidet Also this
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Apr 25, 2024 03:08
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bradzilla posted:buy a bidet i have a bidet but youre not meant to poo poo 3x in as many hours
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Apr 25, 2024 13:18
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Like Jimmy John’s: Free Smells
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Apr 26, 2024 02:05
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Worf posted:i have a bidet but youre not meant to poo poo 3x in as many hours it's 1pm and I've shat 4 x already. Yes my insides are broken and yes my butthole is tender. There is no bidet at work. Just endless butthole pain.
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Apr 26, 2024 02:15
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Blasted out of me this morning like a mortar behind the full force of a big fart. Kind of surprised me a bit.
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Apr 26, 2024 02:38
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dropped a few pounds this am after a workout. one sip of coffee then dumpin time. love coffee
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Apr 26, 2024 14:48
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What it lacked in volume it compensated with density, much like my [CENSORED]
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Apr 26, 2024 16:13
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luv2shit posted:dropped a few pounds this am after a workout. one sip of coffee then dumpin time. love coffee I did this but waited on the poop first. Tbf im just doing legs and cardio and like that caffeine assist
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Apr 26, 2024 16:14
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