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Just o3'd a gas station outhouse with the help of christ and buccees breakfast tacos
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Theres no point in posting here if I can't post pictures because you wouldn't believe it.
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Apr 26, 2024 18:51
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Day 3 of a bungalo in the costa rican jungle. My gf insists I cleanse my heavy meat diet with fruits and berries. Been sitting in this bathroom chilling with the geckos on the walls. There pooping, I'm pooping. Life is good.
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Apr 26, 2024 18:57
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Preoptopus posted:Day 3 of a bungalo in the costa rican jungle. My gf insists I cleanse my heavy meat diet with fruits and berries. Been sitting in this bathroom chilling with the geckos on the walls. There pooping, I'm pooping. Life is good. namaste
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Apr 26, 2024 18:58
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Oh god it wont end
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Apr 27, 2024 14:00
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The breakfast burrito has made its leave
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Apr 27, 2024 23:45
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Call me Count Crapula I vent to take a daaaamp 🧛♂️
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Apr 28, 2024 00:02
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A good voluminous release.
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Apr 28, 2024 07:03
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Just released a good two part miniseries
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Apr 28, 2024 11:46
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The first dump after checking into a hotel is always a gnarly one
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Apr 29, 2024 02:37
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After a night of drinking it's always the most gruesome. It was basically like several volleys of an artillery barrage this morning.
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Apr 29, 2024 05:37
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chainchompz posted:After a night of drinking it's always the most gruesome. It was basically like several volleys of an artillery barrage this morning. I ate another spicy chicken sandwich. It is again reminding me of its presence.
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Apr 29, 2024 10:03
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Just one today but it was surprisingly girthy. Felt empty afterwards, then all my innards kinda hurt while they re-adjusted themselves.
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Apr 29, 2024 10:48
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Massive lime green log in the office bowl. Mildly concerning.
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Apr 29, 2024 13:45
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shittin
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Apr 29, 2024 14:48
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Dark and heavy. Had to chase it off with a load of bleach too.
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Apr 29, 2024 15:03
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its hard to believe the NYT referred to SA as a cesspool
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Apr 29, 2024 17:22
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A quick, large, and satisfying exit.
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Apr 30, 2024 08:04
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Liquid snake!
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Apr 30, 2024 15:25
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somebody crashed into a telephone pole, destroying it and my internet with it, so i post to you from my mobile hotspot tethered into my desktop to inform you all that unfortunately i have pooped
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Apr 30, 2024 16:33
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When you strain and scream so hard you start involuntarily crying.
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May 1, 2024 00:23
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Sat down, loving massive turd rocketed out of me and disappeared around the u-bend without a skid. I thought I'd managed to get away with it for once. So of course 10 minutes later I had to poo poo out a load of bowl-painting & foul-smelling nuclear waste.
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May 1, 2024 01:04
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ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:Sat down, loving massive turd rocketed out of me and disappeared around the u-bend without a skid. I thought I'd managed to get away with it for once. this wont be for everybody but i got a dildo specifically to stimulate quicker successive pooping. not as natural as a finger but it wounds my pride less
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May 1, 2024 01:33
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Worf posted:this wont be for everybody but i got a dildo specifically to stimulate quicker successive pooping. not as natural as a finger but it wounds my pride less The 'logs, intermission, sludge' thing isn't the "standard" procedure for me; it's pretty much the aftermath of a few days of boozing & eating fast food (i.e. it's the weekend's revenge). Not ideal, but not exactly a surprise. What was a surprise (this time) was the size, speed, and general mess-free feeling of the log.
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May 1, 2024 01:45
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Ok it's been awhile since I've had it slap my taint on it's way down as it rolls over into the bowl.
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May 2, 2024 04:43
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Tried to poo poo but only farted
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May 2, 2024 06:16
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just givin birth to another texan
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May 2, 2024 18:20
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chainchompz posted:Ok it's been awhile since I've had it slap my taint on it's way down as it rolls over into the bowl. 
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May 2, 2024 18:22
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85nKdbX1NO4 It's from Austin Powers
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May 2, 2024 19:01
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Yeah, for most people it's usually the balls that it tags, unless you sit your balls up on the toilet seat
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May 2, 2024 19:01
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Did a deep clean of my home. Then did a deep clean of my colon.
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May 3, 2024 02:00
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Pooping at work. Person next to me is watching something on their phone loudly.
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May 3, 2024 17:56
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Anderson Koopa posted:Pooping at work. Person next to me is watching something on their phone loudly. Find a recording of somebody sobbing and play it louder
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May 3, 2024 22:41
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Anderson Koopa posted:Pooping at work. Person next to me is watching something on their phone loudly. The nuclear option. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0xCAZLE7c8
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May 4, 2024 07:11
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got one in teh chamber and its gonna be nasty
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May 4, 2024 12:32
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Just had chickpea curry and samosas for dinner. Lock & load!
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May 4, 2024 12:51
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Last night's food & booze combo has finally stirred and is slowly moving along toward the launch bay. It's a big one. This is going to be an event.
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May 4, 2024 13:59
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Saturday morning post-coffee cleanse
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May 4, 2024 14:06
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Oh god cheese shits.
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Coffee, do thy work.
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