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who was the god of slavery because I'd say them
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Asterite34 posted:Apollo is the Ben Shapiro of gods, in that he has a reputation as being clever and rational but is really an unfuckable weirdo who never does or says anything smart drat, greek pantheown
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May 13, 2022 03:36
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It's Kronos and not even close
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May 13, 2022 03:46
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probably Urinos the god of piss but he dabbles in poo poo in his spare time. i have a phd in history fyi
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May 13, 2022 03:49
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Riot Bimbo posted:It's Kronos and not even close Eating his own children does seem bad, but once you look at how they turned out it's clear the babies had really bad vibes.
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May 13, 2022 03:50
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Zagreus
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If there was a Greek god named Beefring it would probably be the worst
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Riot Bimbo posted:It's Kronos and not even close Kronos isn't a god. You moron. You loving buffoon!
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Random Stranger posted:I always liked the idea that the story of Hades and Persephone is just her crazy mother's side of the story like from an estranged parent forum when what really happened was Persephone just wanted to get away from her. Not the best foundation for a marriage, but when your mom is so controlling that she plunges the entire world in a cold darkness because she doesn't like your boyfriend, what are you gonna do? This is a huge plot point in the Hades video game and results in a pretty cool moment when the reveal hits.
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May 13, 2022 12:20
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Zagreus 
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Frank Frank posted:This is a huge plot point in the Hades video game and results in a pretty cool moment when the reveal hits. Quite a few people doing revisionist takes on myths have taken that spin. I think it's because Demeter comes across poorly in it while Hades is a bit contradictory.
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May 13, 2022 15:39
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Shitacles
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Corymbus, god of the fruit of the ivy.
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Yahweh
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Who is hating my sad boy who loves his mom and dog?!?!
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May 13, 2022 15:53
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hades is also a rapist. most of the pantheon are sex pests at best. i like Athena though because i like how petty she is "gently caress your weaving, turning your rear end into a spider"
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May 13, 2022 15:57
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Isis covered some lettuce in her brother Horus' cum and her other brother Set ate it and got pregnant. Funny prank imo
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Isis also did some pretty uncool stuff in Syria recently
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May 13, 2022 16:42
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Urolithius the god of kidney stones
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I can fix Hera
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Shitcules, God of poo poo
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Soapy_Bumslap posted:I can fix Hera Lol
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idk probably thor or venom or maybe wolverine
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bitterandtwisted posted:Isis covered some lettuce in her brother Horus' cum and her other brother Set ate it and got pregnant. Funny prank imo ancient step bro gets sister pregnant porn was a bit more involved but they couldnt play candy crush so it was something to do
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If we're talking Egypt, Geb created humanity by cranking one into the river, and/or his wife Nut. Powerful move. That's right, fellow humans, we're all children of this couple. That's your dad laying in ecstasy. Your mom is starring in the new Avatar movie.
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Meme Poker Party posted:imo the Greek Gods are like the funniest because, at least to me, it seems like most religions tend to portray gods as enlightened beings. Not necessarily perfect or all knowing, but at least operating on a level above humans. But the Greek Gods are every bit as petty, vindictive, vain, and just generally lovely as human beings are. Like someone just picked a number of everyday human jerks at random, gave them immortality and some powers, and there you go there's the gods lol. FWIW the Greek religious establishment did portray gods as sober, divine beings that were above the follies of petty mortals. Once people stopped actually worshipping them the "frat house on a cloud" portrayal from drama/poetry survived better because it's more interesting.
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May 13, 2022 19:07
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Many suspicious egyptian gods Nut Isis Thot Whorus The list goes on
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Mooey Cow posted:Many suspicious egyptian gods Geb!
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Bad Purchase posted:Yahweh This is legit the dumbest, like, elementary school level one-upsmanship god. Like the ancient Hebrews were like "Oh yeah? Well my god is so powerful he can see everything at once, and do anything, and all the things your gods can do times infinity!!" They even mention the other gods and evidently also believed them to be real, and were just like "Nah but gently caress those gods, our god is the best and is better, and more powerfuler than they are!"
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The Moon Monster posted:FWIW the Greek religious establishment did portray gods as sober, divine beings that were above the follies of petty mortals. Once people stopped actually worshipping them the "frat house on a cloud" portrayal from drama/poetry survived better because it's more interesting. this is loving me up if it's true. it sounds more plausible than what i believed from reading the myths, and also more boring, so it's got the sad ring of truth
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May 13, 2022 20:05
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Is there even a Greek God of feces?
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sigher posted:Is there even a Greek God of feces? Ah yes Copros the god of shitposts
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This is why polytheism owns, once people get bored of multiple gods they're all giant assholes loving each other over, while monotheist religions never get to the "making fun of God" part of the plan.
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DrSunshine posted:This is legit the dumbest, like, elementary school level one-upsmanship god. Like the ancient Hebrews were like "Oh yeah? Well my god is so powerful he can see everything at once, and do anything, and all the things your gods can do times infinity!!" They even mention the other gods and evidently also believed them to be real, and were just like "Nah but gently caress those gods, our god is the best and is better, and more powerfuler than they are!" Yahweh isn't the only God of judaism. El and Adonai are also God, maybe, kind of. It's to be pretended that they are all the same deity. Sorry sorry, YHWH or Hashem, we aren't supposed to say their name, oh gently caress *gets smited*
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Baal, aka "the Bub"
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:molestros that’s just zeus
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:molestros But that's all of them
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