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Edgar Allen Ho posted:If we're talking Egypt, Geb created humanity by cranking one into the river, and/or his wife Nut. Powerful move. wait, his wife is named nut?
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Cornwind Evil posted:The Titans, however, are the best. Expected this song when I clicked the link and wasn't disappointed. Boom shaka laka laka boom shaka laka laka boom
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Thanks for reminding me I should finish Hades OP
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ChubbyChecker posted:wait, his wife is named nut? It's symbolic
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priapus is the god of having a huge fuckin dong and gardening. he beat a donkey to death with his dick
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Buck Turgidson posted:priapus is the god of having a huge fuckin dong and gardening. he beat a donkey to death with his dick lmao they kept quiet about him in school, oh well, TIL
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Yvershek posted:Orpheus FUCKS. nick stole angst from the gods so they took his boys 
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It was rough having to learn about Priapus on the streets.
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make sure to rub his dong for good luck on the road
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OMFG FURRY posted:make sure to rub his dong for good luck on the road Who's dong?
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Buck Turgidson posted:priapus is the god of having a huge fuckin dong and gardening. he beat a donkey to death with his dick A roman symbol for victory/good luck/hell yea/easy to draw graffiti was a winged penis. Just a big ol' dong with wings flying around. It's found all the gently caress over the place. Everywhere. If the Romans were even CLOSE to the joint, there's winged dicks on it. It's the equivalent of a peace sign or a kilroy was here or even just a smiley face to them in terms of "Yo check it!" level of graffiti. Happy dicks flying about the place. So in recent years, when Russians have been using big pink flying dildos at protests and stuff and literally recreating the image of that ancient flying erection, it makes me smile fondly to wonder what countless centuries of Romans of all ages would look at that, and just chuckle softly and say "Hah, look at that, those fuckers. They did it  They finally made it."
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Big Beef City posted:A roman symbol for victory/good luck/hell yea/easy to draw graffiti was a winged penis. You can't just mention it without posting some of the dicks.  
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Zil posted:Who's dong? 
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Why they all got weird dicks?
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Every other Greek god: "hey man where's your son?" Demeter: "wow did you do something new to this steak? Got a nice tang to it" Demeter is the biggest idiot Greek god.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:You can't just mention it without posting some of the dicks. lol
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All the ones that are just personifications of abstract concepts and their names are just the loving concept. Oh drat soul is the goddess of souls? That’s crazy
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Pan pan Greek god Pan One half goat The other half maaaaaaaaannnnnn
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Anyone enjoying this thread should consider reading the book 'Ilium' by Dan Simmons. It takes a while to get going, because it features both greek gods and space robots, but it's superb overall.
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bitterandtwisted posted:Isis covered some lettuce in her brother Horus' cum and her other brother Set ate it and got pregnant. Funny prank imo got em!
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Kronos is like what happens when a trauma victim becomes the perpetrator.
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