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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

good game

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren::siren::siren: Week Four :siren::siren::siren:

Jacksonville 26, Cincinnati 24
Washington 22, Atlanta 15
Houston 10, Buffalo 29
Detroit 27, Chicago 17
Carolina 9, Dallas 27
Indianapolis 34, Miami 18
Cleveland 24, Minnesota 37
Giants 13, New Orleans 28
Tennessee 33, Jets 27
Kansas City 17, Philadelphia 20 F/OT
Arizona 31, Rams 34
Seattle 31, San Francisco 37 F/OT
Baltimore 34, Denver 27
Pittsburgh 21, Green Bay 37
Tampa Bay 42, New England 15
Las Vegas 20, Chargers 30


NFC:

East:

Philadelphia 3-1 (0-1)
Dallas 2-2 (1-0)
Washington 2-2 (0-1)
Giants 1-3 (1-0)

North:

Minnesota 3-1 (0-0)
Green Bay 2-2 (1-0)
Detroit 2-2 (1-1)
Chicago 2-2 (0-1)

South:

Tampa Bay 4-0 (1-0)
New Orleans 3-1 (1-0)
Carolina 2-2 (0-1)
Atlanta 1-3 (0-1)

West:

San Francisco 2-2 (1-0)
Rams 1-3 (1-0)
Seattle 1-3 (0-1)
Arizona 1-3 (0-1)


AFC:

East:

New England 3-1 (2-0)
Buffalo 3-1 (0-1)
Miami 1-3 (1-1)
Jets 0-4 (0-1)

North:

Baltimore 4-0 (0-0)
Cleveland 3-1 (0-0)
Cincinnati 2-2 (1-0)
Pittsburgh 1-3 (0-1)

South:

Indianapolis 4-0 (1-0)
Tennessee 2-2 (0-1)
Houston 1-3 (1-0)
Jacksonville 1-3 (0-1)

West:

Denver 3-1 (0-0)
Chargers 2-2 (1-1)
Kansas City 1-3 (1-0)
Las Vegas 1-3 (0-1)

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Jets are the last winless team :smithfrog:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

tough one to lose! the bengals (cincinnati) are in a load of trouble early, but they're hanging in there

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
That NFCN is so much stronger-looking than last year's actual product, what the heck.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

Redeye Flight posted:

That NFCN is so much stronger-looking than last year's actual product, what the heck.

I imagine Detroit is helped immensely in the simulator as it doesn't account for injuries, and they get their final roster. It's easy to forget but Detroit was absolutely turbofucked by injuries last season (to the point that something like only three players on the offense actually played every game), and having Josh Reynolds from the start really helps alleviate the utter lack of talent/depth at receiver.

e: lol it's even worse than I remembered, only two players (Will Harris and Nick Williams) started every game, and only eleven players (including the punter and long snapper) played in every game. The Ravens had more players that actually managed to stay healthy for every game.

Acebuckeye13 fucked around with this message at 06:28 on May 26, 2022

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
The major difference being the players lost to injury on the Ravens were actually good.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Cards come back down 11 in the 4th quarter to tie and give up a FG as time expires. sounds about right.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

The Puppy Bowl posted:

The major difference being the players lost to injury on the Ravens were actually good.

ha ha very funny, but seriously gently caress off with this. Frank Ragnow was All-Pro in 2020, Hockenson went to the Pro Bowl, Taylor Decker is a very good LT (I'm actually surprised he wasn't in the pro bowl), Romeo Okwara was the top edge rusher on the team in 2020 and was top ten in the league in sacks. Yeah the Lions weren't a good team last year, but that doesn't mean they didn't have good players - and arguably, part of the reason why they were so bad was because almost all their best players were injured for most of the season!

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

ha ha very funny, but seriously gently caress off with this. Frank Ragnow was All-Pro in 2020, Hockenson went to the Pro Bowl, Taylor Decker is a very good LT (I'm actually surprised he wasn't in the pro bowl), Romeo Okwara was the top edge rusher on the team in 2020 and was top ten in the league in sacks. Yeah the Lions weren't a good team last year, but that doesn't mean they didn't have good players - and arguably, part of the reason why they were so bad was because almost all their best players were injured for most of the season!

I believe, in the dumbest possible way, that the injuries the Lions sustained last year are actually better for the team overall moving forward.

The injuries allowed for coaching ingenuity to be tested, for backups to be tested, and playing experience to a significant amount of the roster will only strengthen the team.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

Hizawk posted:

I believe, in the dumbest possible way, that the injuries the Lions sustained last year are actually better for the team overall moving forward.

The injuries allowed for coaching ingenuity to be tested, for backups to be tested, and playing experience to a significant amount of the roster will only strengthen the team.

I can sort of see an argument for some of those injuries, like the loss of Tyrell Williams giving more opportunities to Amon-Ra St. Brown, but you also can't say that the loss of, say, Jeff Okudah was anything other than a major setback (given it's now year three and we still don't know if our CB1 is any good)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i suggest celebrating what's happening now, rather than using this good fortune to further miserate on the past. for me, i'm living in the moment with the cincinnati bengals.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cavauro posted:

i suggest celebrating what's happening now, rather than using this good fortune to further miserate on the past. for me, i'm living in the moment with the cincinnati bengals.

What's the rent on that?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

don't know. daltos lives with me here and pays my way

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Cavauro posted:

don't know. daltos lives with me here and pays my way

my condolences

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren::siren::siren: Week Five :siren::siren::siren:


Rams 24, Seattle 23
Jets 25, Atlanta 17
Green Bay 34, Cincinnati 40 F/OT
Detroit 30, Minnesota 47
Denver 31, Pittsburgh 9
Miami 14, Tampa Bay 24
New Orleans 26, Washington 24
Philadelphia 41, Carolina 27
Tennessee 14, Jacksonville 33
New England 24, Houston 20
Chicago 13, Las Vegas 16
Cleveland 30, Chargers 37
Giants 20, Dallas 27
San Francisco 44, Arizona 14
Buffalo 17, Kansas City 13
Indianapolis 34, Baltimore 17


NFC:

East:

Philadelphia 4-1 (0-1)
Dallas 3-2 (2-0)
Washington 2-3 (0-1)
Giants 1-4 (1-1)

North:

Minnesota 4-1 (1-0)
Green Bay 2-3 (1-0)
Chicago 2-3 (0-1)
Detroit 2-3 (1-2)

South:

Tampa Bay 5-0 (1-0)
New Orleans 4-1 (1-0)
Carolina 2-3 (0-1)
Atlanta 1-4 (0-1)

West:

San Francisco 3-2 (2-0)
Rams 2-3 (2-0)
Seattle 1-4 (0-2)
Arizona 1-4 (0-2)


AFC:

East:

New England 4-1 (2-0)
Buffalo 4-1 (0-1)
Miami 1-4 (1-1)
Jets 1-4 (0-1)

North:

Baltimore 4-1 (0-0)
Cincinnati 3-2 (1-0)
Cleveland 3-2 (0-0)
Pittsburgh 1-4 (0-1)

South:

Indianapolis 5-0 (1-0)
Jacksonville 2-3 (1-1)
Tennessee 2-3 (0-2)
Houston 1-4 (1-0)


West:

Denver 4-1 (0-0)
Chargers 3-2 (1-1)
Las Vegas 2-3 (0-1)
Kansas City 1-4 (1-0)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

what a comeback for the little fellows

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Smfd KC

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Good God look at that NFC North. That's a thing of beauty. Also thanks in part to the brave efforts of Bengos.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

It's beautiful

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i don't think anyone can beat baltimore

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

justin herbert is the son of frank herbert and co-authored many dune novels with kevin j. anderson, the son of legendary cincinnati bengals qb ken anderson.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Cavauro posted:

justin herbert is the son of frank herbert and co-authored many dune novels with kevin j. anderson, the son of legendary cincinnati bengals qb ken anderson.

Both couldnt finish the way their fans wanted.
Makes sense

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Cavauro posted:

justin herbert is the son of frank herbert and co-authored many dune novels with kevin j. anderson, the son of legendary cincinnati bengals qb ken anderson.

I feel like if this was true, the post Frank Herbert Dune Novels would be much better

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

jets vs panthers go

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Cavauro posted:

jets vs panthers go
Sam Darnold's victorious return.


Edit: the game is in Charlotte so I guess it's not really a return for Darnold but whatever

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 14:38 on May 28, 2022

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007
This simulator clearly cannot simulate RWBS and it is inaccurate as a result

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Cavauro posted:

justin herbert is the son of frank herbert and co-authored many dune novels with kevin j. anderson, the son of legendary cincinnati bengals qb ken anderson.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Hello I am back

:siren::siren::siren: Week Six :siren::siren::siren:

Tampa Bay 31, Philadelphia 21
Miami 17, Jacksonville 26
Green Bay 27, Chicago 10
Cincinnati 45, Detroit 28
Houston 24, Indianapolis 17
Rams 26, Giants 23 F/OT
Kansas City 26, Washington 28
Minnesota 21, Carolina 17
Chargers 30, Baltimore 27
Arizona 23, Cleveland 9
Las Vegas 12, Denver 17
Dallas 28, New England 21
Seattle 35, Pittsburgh 16
Buffalo 16, Tennessee 13


NFC:

East:

Dallas 4-2 (2-0)
Philadelphia 4-2 (0-1)
Washington 3-3 (0-1)
Giants 2-4 (1-1)

North:

Minnesota 5-1 (1-0)
Green Bay 3-3 (2-0)
Detroit 2-4 (1-2)
Chicago 2-4 (0-2)

South:

Tampa Bay 6-0 (1-0)
New Orleans 4-1 (1-0)
Carolina 2-4 (0-1)
Atlanta 1-4 (0-1)

West:

San Francisco 3-2 (2-0)
Rams 3-3 (2-0)
Seattle 2-4 (0-2)
Arizona 2-4 (0-2)


AFC:

East:

Buffalo 5-1 (0-1)
New England 4-2 (2-0)
Jets 1-4 (0-1)
Miami 1-5 (1-1)


North:

Cincinnati 4-2 (1-0)
Baltimore 4-2 (0-0)
Cleveland 3-3 (0-0)
Pittsburgh 1-5 (0-1)

South:

Indianapolis 5-1 (1-1)
Jacksonville 3-3 (1-1)
Houston 2-4 (2-0)
Tennessee 2-4 (0-2)


West:

Denver 5-1 (1-0)
Chargers 4-2 (1-1)
Las Vegas 2-4 (0-2)
Kansas City 1-5 (1-0)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

what's up with da chiefs!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Cavauro posted:

what's up with da chiefs!

I don't know but it's very funny

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

what's up with the drat broncos!

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Cavauro posted:

what's up with the drat broncos!

Denver is out here blowing up Pittsburgh and annihilating the Giants from orbit, but barely squeaking by against Jacksonville and the drat Jets of all teams. They are baffling.

Also interesting that already no team has remained undefeated.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Redeye Flight posted:

Denver is out here blowing up Pittsburgh and annihilating the Giants from orbit, but barely squeaking by against Jacksonville and the drat Jets of all teams. They are baffling.

Also interesting that already no team has remained undefeated.

Tampa!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





a neat cape posted:

Hello I am back

:siren::siren::siren: Week Six :siren::siren::siren:

Tampa Bay 31, Philadelphia 21
Miami 17, Jacksonville 26
Green Bay 27, Chicago 10
Cincinnati 45, Detroit 28
Houston 24, Indianapolis 17
Rams 26, Giants 23 F/OT
Kansas City 26, Washington 28
Minnesota 21, Carolina 17
Chargers 30, Baltimore 27
Arizona 23, Cleveland 9
Las Vegas 12, Denver 17
Dallas 28, New England 21
Seattle 35, Pittsburgh 16
Buffalo 16, Tennessee 13


NFC:

East:

Dallas 4-2 (2-0)
Philadelphia 4-2 (0-1)
Washington 3-3 (0-1)
Giants 2-4 (1-1)

North:

Minnesota 5-1 (1-0)
Green Bay 3-3 (2-0)
Detroit 2-4 (1-2)
Chicago 2-4 (0-2)

South:

Tampa Bay 6-0 (1-0)
New Orleans 4-1 (1-0)
Carolina 2-4 (0-1)
Atlanta 1-4 (0-1)

West:

San Francisco 3-2 (2-0)
Rams 3-3 (2-0)
Seattle 2-4 (0-2)
Arizona 2-4 (0-2)


AFC:

East:

Buffalo 5-1 (0-1)
New England 4-2 (2-0)
Jets 1-4 (0-1)
Miami 1-5 (1-1)


North:

Cincinnati 4-2 (1-0)
Baltimore 4-2 (0-0)
Cleveland 3-3 (0-0)
Pittsburgh 1-5 (0-1)

South:

Indianapolis 5-1 (1-1)
Jacksonville 3-3 (1-1)
Houston 2-4 (2-0)
Tennessee 2-4 (0-2)


West:

Denver 5-1 (1-0)
Chargers 4-2 (1-1)
Las Vegas 2-4 (0-2)
Kansas City 1-5 (1-0)

gently caress the Cowboys.

thatguyclint
Apr 11, 2005
See, I didn't know that...ducks eat for free at Subway.
D.........Duval?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren::siren::siren: Week Seven :siren::siren::siren:

Denver 30, Cleveland 27
Washington 18, Green Bay 37
Kansas City 30, Tennessee 13
Atlanta 31, Miami 28
Jets 13, New England 30
Carolina 28, Giants 21
Cincinnati 41, Baltimore 24
Philadelphia 12, Las Vegas 32
Detroit 17, Rams 30
Houston 30, Arizona 14
Chicago 14, Tampa Bay 35
Indianapolis 23, San Francisco 20 F/OT
New Orleans 27, Seattle 24


NFC:

East:

Dallas 4-2 (2-0)
Philadelphia 4-3 (0-1)
Washington 3-4 (0-1)
Giants 2-5 (1-1)

North:

Minnesota 5-1 (1-0)
Green Bay 4-3 (2-0)
Detroit 2-5 (1-2)
Chicago 2-5 (0-2)

South:

Tampa Bay 7-0 (1-0)
New Orleans 5-1 (1-0)
Carolina 3-4 (0-1)
Atlanta 2-4 (0-1)

West:

Los Angeles 4-3 (2-0)
San Francisco 3-3 (2-0)
Seattle 2-5 (0-2)
Arizona 2-5 (0-2)


AFC:

East:

Buffalo 5-1 (0-1)
New England 5-2 (3-0)
Jets 1-5 (0-2)
Miami 1-6 (1-1)


North:

Cincinnati 5-2 (2-0)
Baltimore 4-3 (0-1)
Cleveland 3-4 (0-0)
Pittsburgh 1-5 (0-1)

South:

Indianapolis 6-1 (1-1)
Jacksonville 3-3 (1-1)
Houston 3-4 (2-0)
Tennessee 2-5 (0-2)


West:

Denver 6-1 (1-0)
Chargers 4-2 (1-1)
Las Vegas 3-4 (0-2)
Kansas City 2-5 (1-0)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'd like to see the los angeles team s go one on one.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
This thing has a Tom Brady bias.

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Apr 16, 2002


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