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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i think the afc west will be the division where there is no team with a losing record. chiefs look very bad but my prediction on that is denver with 12, LA with 11, and 9 for the other fellas

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren::siren::siren: Week Eight :siren::siren::siren:

Green Bay 34, Arizona 21
Carolina 6, Atlanta 27[url]
[url=https://www.whatifsports.com/nfl/boxscore.asp?GameID=29636245&nomenu=1&teamfee=-1]Miami 16, Buffalo 43

San Francisco 31, Chicago 21
Pittsburgh 17, Cleveland 33
Philadelphia 14, Detroit 3
Tennessee 17, Indianapolis 30
Cincinnati 35, Jets 12
Rams 20, Houston 3
New England 20, Chargers 27
Jacksonville 34, Seattle 31
Washington 9, Denver 26
Tampa Bay 28, New Orleans 20
Dallas 30, Minnesota 27
Giants 34, Kansas City 23


NFC:

East:

Dallas 5-2 (2-0)
Philadelphia 5-3 (0-1)
Giants 3-5 (1-1)
Washington 3-5 (0-1)

North:

Minnesota 5-2 (1-0)
Green Bay 5-3 (2-0)
Detroit 2-6 (1-2)
Chicago 2-6 (0-2)

South:

Tampa Bay 8-0 (2-0)
New Orleans 5-2 (1-1)
Atlanta 3-4 (1-1)
Carolina 3-5 (0-2)

West:

Los Angeles 5-3 (2-0)
San Francisco 4-3 (2-0)
Seattle 2-6 (0-2)
Arizona 2-6 (0-2)


AFC:

East:

Buffalo 6-1 (1-1)
New England 5-3 (3-0)
Jets 1-6 (0-2)
Miami 1-7 (1-2)


North:

Cincinnati 6-2 (2-0)
Baltimore 4-3 (0-1)
Cleveland 4-4 (1-0)
Pittsburgh 1-6 (0-2)

South:

Indianapolis 7-1 (2-1)
Jacksonville 4-3 (1-1)
Houston 3-5 (2-0)
Tennessee 2-6 (0-3)


West:

Denver 7-1 (1-0)
Chargers 5-2 (1-1)
Las Vegas 3-4 (0-2)
Kansas City 2-6 (1-0)

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
AFCW has to win funniest at this point

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Pontius Pilate posted:

AFCW has to win funniest at this point

I'm a fan of this AFCS

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the chiefs are not listening to what i said, so far

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Yes please continue senpai

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Lol at the Carson wentz colts being 7-1

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren::siren::siren: Week Nine :siren::siren::siren:

Jets 25, Indianapolis 33
Cleveland 24, Cincinnati 34
Denver 17, Dallas 14
Houston 22, Miami 52
Atlanta 9, New Orleans 25
Las Vegas 21, Giants 13
New England 20, Carolina 17 F/OT
Buffalo 10, Jacksonville 13 F/OT
Minnesota 34, Baltimore 24
Chargers 50, Philadelphia 35
Green Bay 35, Kansas City 14
Arizona 26, San Francisco 38
Tennessee 9, Rams 41
Chicago 48, Pittsburgh 10


:siren: PLAYOFF PICTURE :siren:

NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 8-0
2. Minnesota 6-2
3. Los Angeles 6-3
4. Dallas 5-3
5. New Orleans 6-2
6. Green Bay 6-3
7. San Francisco 5-3
-------
8. Philadelphia 5-4


AFC:

1. Indianapolis 8-1
2. Denver 8-1
3. Cincinnati 7-2
4. Buffalo 6-2
5. Los Angeles 6-2
6. New England 6-3
7. Jacksonville 5-3
-------
8. Baltimore 4-4
9. Las Vegas 4-4



NFC:

East:

Dallas 5-3 (2-0)
Philadelphia 5-4 (0-1)
Washington 3-5 (0-1)
Giants 3-6 (1-1)

North:

Minnesota 6-2 (1-0)
Green Bay 6-3 (2-0)
Chicago 3-6 (0-2)
Detroit 2-6 (1-2)

South:

Tampa Bay 8-0 (2-0)
New Orleans 6-2 (2-1)
Atlanta 3-6 (1-2)
Carolina 3-6 (0-2)

West:

Los Angeles 6-3 (2-0)
San Francisco 5-3 (3-0)
Seattle 2-6 (0-2)
Arizona 2-7 (0-3)


AFC:

East:

Buffalo 6-2 (1-1)
New England 6-3 (3-0)
Miami 2-7 (1-2)
Jets 1-7 (0-2)


North:

Cincinnati 7-2 (3-0)
Baltimore 4-4 (0-1)
Cleveland 4-5(1-1)
Pittsburgh 1-7 (0-2)

South:

Indianapolis 8-1 (2-1)
Jacksonville 5-3 (1-1)
Houston 3-6 (2-0)
Tennessee 2-7 (0-3)


West:

Denver 8-1 (1-0)
Chargers 6-2 (1-1)
Las Vegas 4-4 (0-2)
Kansas City 2-7 (1-0)

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Ain't no motherfucking way the 2021 Bears put up a 40 burger on the Steelers. gently caress this and gently caress you. I love you Ross I'm sorry I don't mean it.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

BrownThunder posted:

Ain't no motherfucking way the 2021 Bears put up a 40 burger on the Steelers. gently caress this and gently caress you. I love you Ross I'm sorry I don't mean it.

cassius marsh made me do it im sorry

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
DUUUUVAAAAAAL

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the chiefs can still lose 1 more. no problem

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

let's go the now apparently competent minnesota vikings

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I looked over the last list of plays looking for the complete defensive collapse with two minutes to go and it wasn't there.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Wrecked by Jacksonville in this world too...

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren::siren::siren: Week Ten :siren::siren::siren:

Baltimore 20, Miami 17
Atlanta 27, Dallas 30
New Orleans 27, Tennessee 17
Jacksonville 30, Indianapolis 21
Cleveland 13, New England 26
Buffalo 42, Jets 13
Detroit 42, Pittsburgh 17
Tampa Bay 24, Washington 20
Carolina 6, Arizona 24
Minnesota 35, Chargers 34
Philadelphia 21, Denver 32
Seattle 19, Green Bay 30
Kansas City 23, Las Vegas 24
Rams 21, San Francisco 28


:siren: Playoff Picture :siren:

NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 9-0
2. Minnesota 7-2
3. San Francisco 6-3
4. Dallas 6-3
5. New Orleans 7-2
6. Green Bay 7-3
7. Los Angeles 6-4
-------
8. Philadelphia 5-5


AFC:

1. Denver 9-1
2. Indianapolis 8-2
3. Cincinnati 7-2
4. Buffalo 7-2
5. Los Angeles 6-3
6. New England 7-3
7. Jacksonville 6-3
-------
8. Baltimore 5-4
9. Las Vegas 5-4



NFC:

East:

Dallas 6-3 (2-0)
Philadelphia 5-5 (0-1)
Giants 3-6 (1-1)
Washington 3-6 (0-1)

North:

Minnesota 7-2 (1-0)
Green Bay 7-3 (2-0)
Detroit 3-6 (1-2)
Chicago 3-6 (0-2)

South:

Tampa Bay 9-0 (2-0)
New Orleans 7-2 (2-1)
Atlanta 3-7 (1-2)
Carolina 3-7 (0-2)

West:

San Francisco 6-3 (4-0)
Los Angeles 6-4 (2-1)
Arizona 3-7 (0-3)
Seattle 2-7 (0-2)


AFC:

East:

Buffalo 7-2 (2-1)
New England 7-3 (3-0)
Miami 2-8 (1-2)
Jets 1-8 (0-3)


North:

Cincinnati 7-2 (3-0)
Baltimore 5-4 (0-1)
Cleveland 4-6 (1-1)
Pittsburgh 1-8 (0-2)

South:

Indianapolis 8-2 (2-2)
Jacksonville 6-3 (2-1)
Houston 3-6 (2-0)
Tennessee 2-8 (0-3)


West:

Denver 9-1 (1-0)
Chargers 6-3 (1-1)
Las Vegas 5-4 (1-2)
Kansas City 2-8 (1-1)

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Beating KC due to a missed xp... Omg

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

they got to win the rest of the games now. everyone does but especially the chiefs and other teams that haven't won that many. out of that division the team i always never liked the most was the denver broncos. they have a lot of luck that doesn't get counted because it's not that important, but it has sex at my expense pretty often. i bring that up because they're #1 in the afc.

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Jul 6, 2022

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
lol pittsburgh

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Pittsburgh losing in a complete annihilation to the Campbell Lions would have been unbelievably amazing to see. So much of this is insane.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I am going on vacation so I figured I'd do this now


:siren::siren::siren: Week Eleven :siren::siren::siren:

New England 40, Atlanta 24
Indianapolis 14, Buffalo 35
Baltimore 27, Chicago 16
Detroit 23, Cleveland 41
Houston 13, Tennessee 14
Green Bay 27, Minnesota 24
Miami 12, Jets 17
New Orleans 24, Philadelphia 10
Washington 29, Carolina 9
San Francisco 28, Jacksonville 18
Cincinnati 29, Las Vegas 27
Dallas 20, Kansas City 23
Arizona 23, Seattle 26
Pittsburgh 11, Chargers 30
Giants 7, Tampa Bay 36


:siren: Playoff Picture :siren:

NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 10-0
2. Green Bay 8-3
3. San Francisco 7-3
4. Dallas 6-4
5. New Orleans 8-2
6. Minnesota 7-3
7. Los Angeles 6-4
-------



AFC:

1. Denver 9-1
2. Cincinnati 8-2
3. Buffalo 8-2
4. Indianapolis 8-3
5. New England 8-3
6. Los Angeles 7-3
7. Jacksonville 6-4
-------
8. Baltimore 6-4




NFC:

East:

Dallas 6-4 (2-0)
Philadelphia 5-6 (0-1)
Washington 4-6 (0-1)
Giants 3-7 (1-1)


North:

Green Bay 8-3 (3-0)
Minnesota 7-3 (1-1)
Detroit 3-7 (1-2)
Chicago 3-7 (0-2)

South:

Tampa Bay 10-0 (2-0)
New Orleans 8-2 (2-1)
Atlanta 3-8 (1-2)
Carolina 3-8 (0-2)

West:

San Francisco 7-3 (4-0)
Los Angeles 6-4 (2-1)
Seattle 3-7 (1-2)
Arizona 3-8 (0-4)


AFC:

East:

Buffalo 8-2 (2-1)
New England 8-3 (3-0)
Jets 2-8 (1-3)
Miami 2-9 (1-3)


North:

Cincinnati 8-2 (3-0)
Baltimore 6-4 (0-1)
Cleveland 5-6 (1-1)
Pittsburgh 1-9 (0-2)

South:

Indianapolis 8-3 (2-2)
Jacksonville 6-4 (2-1)
Houston 3-7 (2-1)
Tennessee 3-8 (1-3)


West:

Denver 9-1 (1-0)
Chargers 7-3 (1-1)
Las Vegas 5-5 (1-2)
Kansas City 3-8 (1-1)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it has begun for the big chief. this is a new era

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The Texans had a 13-0 lead halfway through the 4th, and piss it away. :negative:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren::siren::siren: Week Twelve :siren::siren::siren:

Chicago 30, Detroit 24
Las Vegas 29, Dallas 27
Buffalo 20, New Orleans 16
Pittsburgh 29, Cincinnati 36
Tampa Bay 34, Indianapolis 20
Carolina 17, Miami 9
Tennessee 37, New England 34 F/OT
Philadelphia 24, Giants 25
Atlanta 19, Jacksonville 24
Jets 13, Houston 36
Chargers 26, Denver 36
Rams 20, Green Bay 41
Minnesota 21, San Francisco 31
Cleveland 26, Baltimore 6
Seattle 35, Washington 27


:siren: Playoff Picture :siren:

NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 11-0
2. Green Bay 9-3
3. San Francisco 8-3
4. Dallas 6-5
5. New Orleans 8-3
6. Minnesota 7-4
7. Los Angeles 6-5
-------



AFC:

1. Denver 10-1
2. Cincinnati 9-2
3. Buffalo 9-2
4. Indianapolis 8-4
5. New England 8-4
6. Los Angeles 7-4
7. Jacksonville 7-4
-------
8. Baltimore 6-5




NFC:

East:

Dallas 6-5 (2-0)
Philadelphia 5-7 (0-2)
Giants 4-7 (2-1)
Washington 4-7 (0-1)


North:

Green Bay 9-3 (3-0)
Minnesota 7-4 (1-1)
Chicago 4-7 (1-2)
Detroit 3-8 (1-3)

South:

Tampa Bay 11-0 (2-0)
New Orleans 8-3 (2-1)
Carolina 4-8 (0-2)
Atlanta 3-9 (1-2)


West:

San Francisco 8-3 (4-0)
Los Angeles 6-5 (2-1)
Seattle 4-7 (1-2)
Arizona 3-8 (0-4)


AFC:

East:

Buffalo 9-2 (2-1)
New England 8-4 (3-0)
Jets 2-9 (1-3)
Miami 2-10 (1-3)


North:

Cincinnati 9-2 (4-0)
Baltimore 6-5 (0-2)
Cleveland 6-6 (2-1)
Pittsburgh 1-10 (0-3)

South:

Indianapolis 8-4 (2-2)
Jacksonville 7-4 (2-1)
Houston 4-7 (2-1)
Tennessee 4-8 (1-3)


West:

Denver 10-1 (2-0)
Chargers 7-4 (1-2)
Las Vegas 6-5 (1-2)
Kansas City 3-8 (1-1)

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Man this simulator absolutely does not believe in Miamis d line nor the offensive run production lmao

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
da run ga e

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
cinati bengo

unl33t
Feb 21, 2004



I guess the simulated Vikings players want Zimmer gone, too. What a midseason meltdown.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Guess I should get on this huh


:siren::siren::siren: Week Thirteen :siren::siren::siren:

Dallas 10, New Orleans 23
Tampa Bay 41, Atlanta 31
Arizona 28, Chicago 48
Chargers 30, Cincinnati 47
Minnesota 40, Detroit 27
Giants 31, Miami 14
Philadelphia 45, Jets 0
Indianapolis 28, Houston 10
Washington 13, Las Vegas 36
Jacksonville 15, Rams 44
Baltimore 20, Pittsburgh 23
San Francisco 6, Seattle 36
Denver 31, Kansas City 9
New England 16, Buffalo 3


:siren: Playoff Picture :siren:

NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 12-0
2. Green Bay 9-3
3. San Francisco 8-4
4. Dallas 6-6
5. New Orleans 9-3
6. Minnesota 8-4
7. Los Angeles 7-5
-------



AFC:

1. Denver 11-1
2. Cincinnati 10-2
3. Buffalo 9-3
4. Indianapolis 9-4
5. New England 9-4
6. Los Angeles 7-5
7. Jacksonville 7-5
-------
8. Las Vegas 7-5



NFC:

East:

Dallas 6-6 (2-0)
Philadelphia 6-7 (0-2)
Giants 5-7 (2-1)
Washington 4-8 (0-1)


North:

Green Bay 9-3 (3-0)
Minnesota 8-4 (2-1)
Chicago 5-7 (1-2)
Detroit 3-9 (1-4)

South:

Tampa Bay 12-0 (3-0)
New Orleans 9-3 (2-1)
Carolina 4-8 (0-2)
Atlanta 3-10 (1-3)


West:

San Francisco 8-4 (4-1)
Los Angeles 7-5 (2-1)
Seattle 5-7 (2-2)
Arizona 3-9 (0-4)


AFC:

East:

Buffalo 9-3 (2-2)
New England 9-4 (4-0)
Jets 2-10 (1-3)
Miami 2-11 (1-3)


North:

Cincinnati 10-2 (4-0)
Cleveland 6-6 (2-1)
Baltimore 6-6 (0-3)
Pittsburgh 2-10 (1-3)


South:

Indianapolis 9-4 (3-2)
Jacksonville 7-5 (2-1)
Houston 4-8 (2-2)
Tennessee 4-8 (1-3)


West:

Denver 11-1 (3-0)
Chargers 7-5 (1-2)
Las Vegas 7-5 (1-2)
Kansas City 3-9 (1-2)

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



45-0 loss to the loving Eagles, jesus christ

e: the simulator loving benched Wilson lmao

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

This is a shrine to the greatest game ever played.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





sirtommygunn posted:

45-0 loss to the loving Eagles, jesus christ

e: the simulator loving benched Wilson lmao

Looks like Philly got a little pent up aggression after that 5-game losing streak.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

this poo poo is bull poo poo!

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

this sim is so ruthless about the cardinals even i'm thinking it's going a little far

ChocolatePancake
Feb 25, 2007
Broncos... beat the Chiefs? Does not compute.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
That Tampa Bay season needs to be stopped immediately, for the good of all mankind.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

can't decide if the broncos, browns, or ravens are going to beat the bengals in the first round of the playoffs. i wish brandon stokley was never born

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Let's keep this going

:siren::siren::siren: Week Fourteen :siren::siren::siren:

Pittsburgh 26, Minnesota 38
Baltimore 10, Cleveland 33
Jacksonville 26, Tennessee 11
Las Vegas 6, Kansas City 42
New Orleans 41, Jets 19
Dallas 30, Washington 24 F/OT
Atlanta 28, Carolina 34
Seattle 48, Houston 31
Detroit 23, Denver 30
Giants 26, Chargers 29
San Francisco 35, Cincinnati 41
Buffalo 10, Tampa Bay 11
Chicago 10, Green Bay 26
Rams 24, Arizona 42


:siren: Playoff Picture :siren:

NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 13-0
2. Green Bay 10-3
3. San Francisco 8-5
4. Dallas 7-6
5. New Orleans 10-3
6. Minnesota 9-4
7. Los Angeles 7-6

-------



AFC:

1. Denver 12-1
2. Cincinnati 11-2
3. New England 9-4
4. Indianapolis 9-4
5. Buffalo 9-4
6. Los Angeles 8-5
7. Jacksonville 8-5
----------------------------------------------
8. Cleveland 7-6
9. Las Vegas 7-6


NFC:

East:

Dallas 7-6 (3-0)
Philadelphia 6-7 (0-2)
Giants 5-8 (2-1)
Washington 4-9 (0-2)


North:

Green Bay 10-3 (4-0)
Minnesota 9-4 (2-1)
Chicago 5-8 (1-3)
Detroit 3-10 (1-4)

South:

Tampa Bay 13-0 (3-0)
New Orleans 10-3 (2-1)
Carolina 5-8 (1-2)
Atlanta 3-11 (1-4)


West:

San Francisco 8-5 (4-1)
Los Angeles 7-6 (2-2)
Seattle 6-7 (2-2)
Arizona 4-9 (1-4)


AFC:

East:

New England 9-4 (4-0)
Buffalo 9-4 (2-2)
Jets 2-11 (1-3)
Miami 2-11 (1-3)


North:

Cincinnati 11-2 (4-0)
Cleveland 7-6 (3-1)
Baltimore 6-7 (0-4)
Pittsburgh 2-11 (1-3)


South:

Indianapolis 9-4 (3-2)
Jacksonville 8-5 (3-1)
Houston 4-9 (2-2)
Tennessee 4-9 (1-4)


West:

Denver 12-1 (3-0)
Chargers 8-5 (1-2)
Las Vegas 7-6 (1-3)
Kansas City 4-9 (2-2)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

idk why i forgot the broncos are the best team. i thought i saw them tied with the chargers in the last post, but i didn't see it at all

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ChocolatePancake
Feb 25, 2007
This simulation has turned Teddy into a good QB with a dominant running game. It's bizarre. But if Tom Brady goes undefeated I will never forgive this computer.

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