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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

ChocolatePancake posted:

This simulation has turned Teddy into a good QB with a dominant running game. It's bizarre. But if Tom Brady goes undefeated I will never forgive this computer.

HE will lose to Teddy B and the long dong broncos

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syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

a neat cape posted:

Let's keep this going

:siren::siren::siren: Week Fourteen :siren::siren::siren:
New Orleans 41, Jets 19

I only looked at this week and last weeks boxscore, but the Jets just gave up back to back 300+ yard rushing games. I feel like that's never happened before.

LOL Kamaura had 5 runs of 20+ yards

syzpid fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Aug 6, 2022

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Week 12’s box score has already faded into the internet abyss but they got spanked by the Texans so I’m assuming a similar story

ChocolatePancake
Feb 25, 2007

3 DONG HORSE posted:

HE will lose to Teddy B and the long dong broncos

An Eli Manning like finish to this season would be amazing

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
We're on a roll

:siren::siren::siren: Week Fifteen :siren::siren::siren:

Kansas City 38, Chargers 61 what the gently caress
New England 29, Indianapolis 3
Carolina 6, Buffalo 17
Arizona 14, Detroit 24
Jets 24, Miami 44
Dallas 37, Giants 20
Tennessee 25, Pittsburgh 3
Houston 23, Jacksonville 20
Cincinnati 24, Denver 10
Atlanta 21, San Francisco 42
Green Bay 34, Baltimore 37
New Orleans 10, Tampa Bay 30
Las Vegas 20, Cleveland 26 F/OT
Minnesota 37, Chicago 17
Seattle 13, Rams 10
Washington 34, Philadelphia 27


:siren: Playoff Picture :siren:

NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 14-0
2. Green Bay 10-4
3. San Francisco 9-5
4. Dallas 8-6
5. New Orleans 10-4
6. Minnesota 10-4
7. Seattle 7-7

-------
8. Los Angeles 7-7



AFC:

1. Cincinnati 12-2
2. Denver 12-2
3. New England 10-4
4. Indianapolis 9-5
5. Buffalo 10-4
6. Los Angeles 9-5
7. Jacksonville 8-6
----------------------------------------------
8. Cleveland 8-6



NFC:

East:

Dallas 8-6 (4-0)
Philadelphia 6-8 (0-3)
Giants 5-9 (2-2)
Washington 5-9 (1-2)


North:

Green Bay 10-4 (4-0)
Minnesota 10-4 (3-1)
Chicago 5-9 (1-4)
Detroit 4-10 (1-4)

South:

Tampa Bay 14-0 (4-0)
New Orleans 10-4 (2-2)
Carolina 5-9 (1-2)
Atlanta 3-11 (1-4)


West:

San Francisco 9-5 (4-1)
Seattle 7-7 (3-2)
Los Angeles 7-7 (2-3)
Arizona 4-10 (1-4)


AFC:

East:

New England 10-4 (4-0)
Buffalo 10-4 (2-2)
Miami 3-11 (2-3)
Jets 2-12 (1-4)


North:

Cincinnati 12-2 (4-0)
Cleveland 8-6 (3-1)
Baltimore 7-7 (0-4)
Pittsburgh 2-12 (1-3)


South:

Indianapolis 9-5 (3-2)
Jacksonville 8-6 (3-2)
Houston 5-9 (3-2)
Tennessee 5-9 (1-4)


West:

Denver 12-2 (3-0)
Chargers 9-5 (2-2)
Las Vegas 7-7 (1-3)
Kansas City 4-10 (2-3)

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
wow, wow wow bengals are good

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I was going to say I couldn't wait for the Ravens to finish at the bottom of the AFCN but lol Steelers

thatguyclint
Apr 11, 2005
See, I didn't know that...ducks eat for free at Subway.
A basic AI is better at coaching the Jaguars than Urban Meyer, so I've given myself exceptionally high hopes for this new season.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

3 DONG HORSE posted:

wow, wow wow bengals are good

many people are saying this. at least three, that’s a lot

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Jets: We're definitely not going to let another team get 300+ yards rushing.

Tua just put up 394 yards passing, for an astonishing 16.4 yards an attempt. That would tie him for 27th all time in yards per attempt in a single game.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i think the super bowl will be the cowboys against the broncos. will the buck ing broncos knock the cowboys off of their backs or will the cowboys break them? awesmoe role playing.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Buck the Cowboys.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Cavauro posted:

i think the super bowl will be the cowboys against the broncos. will the buck ing broncos knock the cowboys off of their backs or will the cowboys break them? awesmoe role playing.

You'll get a 19-0 Bucs against whomever from the AFC and you'll like it.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren::siren::siren: Week Sixteen :siren::siren::siren:

San Francisco 20, Tennessee 23
Cleveland 38, Green Bay 20
Indianapolis 30, Arizona 23
Detroit 14, Atlanta 19
Baltimore 25, Cincinnati 38
Rams 28, Minnesota 41
Buffalo 17, New England 16
Jacksonville 13, Jets 38
Giants 23, Philadelphia 29
Tampa Bay 27, Carolina 9
Chargers 40, Houston 19
Chicago 23, Seattle 20
Pittsburgh 13, Kansas City 20
Denver 27, Las Vegas 30
Washington 31, Dallas 34
Miami 24, New Orleans 27 F/OT


:siren: Playoff Picture :siren:

NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 15-0
2. Minnesota 11-4
3. San Francisco 9-6
4. Dallas 9-6
5. New Orleans 11-4
6. Green Bay 10-5
7. Seattle 7-8

-------
8. Los Angeles 7-8



AFC:

1. Cincinnati 13-2
2. Denver 12-3
3. Buffalo 11-4
4. Indianapolis 10-5
5. Los Angeles 10-5
6. New England 10-5
7. Cleveland 9-6
----------------------------------------------
8. Jacksonville 8-7
9. Las Vegas 8-7



NFC:

East:

Dallas 9-6 (5-0)
Philadelphia 7-8 (1-3)
Giants 5-10 (2-3)
Washington 5-10 (1-3)


North:

Minnesota 11-4 (3-1)
Green Bay 10-5 (4-0)
Chicago 6-9 (1-4)
Detroit 4-11 (1-4)

South:

Tampa Bay 15-0 (5-0)
New Orleans 11-4 (2-2)
Carolina 5-10 (1-3)
Atlanta 4-11 (1-4)


West:

San Francisco 9-6 (4-1)
Seattle 7-8 (3-2)
Los Angeles 7-8 (2-3)
Arizona 4-11 (1-4)


AFC:

East:

Buffalo 11-4 (3-2)
New England 10-5 (4-1)
Miami 3-12 (2-3)
Jets 3-12 (1-4)


North:

Cincinnati 13-2 (5-0)
Cleveland 9-6 (3-1)
Baltimore 7-8 (0-5)
Pittsburgh 2-13 (1-3)


South:

Indianapolis 10-5 (3-2)
Jacksonville 8-7 (3-2)
Tennessee 6-9 (1-4)
Houston 5-10 (3-2)


West:

Denver 12-3 (3-1)
Chargers 10-5 (2-2)
Las Vegas 8-7 (2-3)
Kansas City 5-10 (2-3)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

come on jets and panthers

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
gently caress, what a season this has been

e: herbie

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Buck the Cowboys.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Not finishing last in the division would rule.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
THE BRONCOS ARE COLLAPSING!! THE SEASON IS LOST!!!!!!!

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Digital Vikings are living up the greatest of preseason hopes.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren::siren::siren: Week Seventeen :siren::siren::siren:

Atlanta 20, Buffalo 6
Giants 16, Chicago 10
Kansas City 42, Cincinnati 28
Miami 17, Tennessee 21
Las Vegas 6, Indianapolis 29
Jacksonville 13, New England 34
Tampa Bay 23, Jets 21
Philadelphia 34, Washington 16
Rams 29, Baltimore 24
Denver 21, Chargers 24
Houston 21, San Francisco 49
Arizona 24, Dallas 26
Carolina 28, New Orleans 41
Detroit 34, Seattle 31 F/OT
Minnesota 35, Green Bay 30
Cleveland 17, Pittsburgh 23

:siren: Playoff Picture :siren:

NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 16-0
2. Minnesota 12-4
3. San Francisco 10-6
4. Dallas 10-6
5. New Orleans 12-4
6. Green Bay 10-6
7. Seattle 7-9

-------
8. Los Angeles 8-8



AFC:

1. Cincinnati 13-3
2. Denver 12-4
3. New England 11-5
4. Indianapolis 11-5
5. Los Angeles 11-5
6. Buffalo 11-5
7. Cleveland 9-7
----------------------------------------------





NFC:

East:

Dallas 10-6 (5-0)
Philadelphia 8-8 (2-3)
Giants 6-10 (2-3)
Washington 5-11 (1-4)


North:

Minnesota 12-4 (4-1)
Green Bay 10-6 (4-1)
Chicago 6-10 (1-4)
Detroit 5-11 (1-4)

South:

Tampa Bay 16-0 (5-0)
New Orleans 12-4 (3-2)
Carolina 5-11 (1-4)
Atlanta 5-11 (1-4)


West:

San Francisco 10-6 (4-1)
Seattle 7-9 (3-2)
Los Angeles 8-8 (2-3)
Arizona 4-12 (1-4)


AFC:

East:

New England 11-5 (4-1)
Buffalo 11-5 (3-2)
Miami 3-13 (2-3)
Jets 3-13 (1-4)


North:

Cincinnati 13-3 (5-0)
Cleveland 9-7 (3-2)
Baltimore 7-9 (0-5)
Pittsburgh 3-13 (2-3)


South:

Indianapolis 11-5 (3-2)
Jacksonville 8-8 (3-2)
Tennessee 7-9 (1-4)
Houston 5-11 (3-2)


West:

Denver 12-4 (3-2)
Chargers 11-5 (3-2)
Las Vegas 8-8 (2-3)
Kansas City 6-10 (2-3)

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Zach goes 8/25 with AFC East pride on the line. Smdh

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Would have been funny if the Jets were the team to prevent the Tampa perfect season, just a bit short unfortunately.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I hope the Saints beat the Bucs in the playoffs.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

let's go carolina. i don't know who your qb is even though the season already happened. good luck

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


lol at this score in particular

loving the Bucs perfect season

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

lmao yes, lets go the minnesota vikings

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren::siren::siren: Week EIGHTEEN :siren::siren::siren:

Kansas City 34, Denver 17
Dallas 24, Philadelphia 21
Cincinnati 41, Cleveland 13
Green Bay 33, Detroit 13
Chicago 14, Minnesota 41
Washington 27, Giants 6
Indianapolis 28, Jacksonville 13
Pittsburgh 12, Baltimore 27
Tennessee 34, Houston 22
New Orleans 23, Atlanta 3
Jets 6, Buffalo 20
San Francisco 36, Rams 14
New England 23, Miami 13
Seattle 17, Arizona 34
Carolina 28, Tampa Bay 31
Chargers 10, Las Vegas 19

:siren: Playoff Picture :siren:

NFC:

1. Tampa Bay 17-0
2. Minnesota 13-4
3. San Francisco 11-6
4. Dallas 11-6
5. New Orleans 13-4
6. Green Bay 11-6
7. Philadelphia 8-9


*SF secures 3 seed over Dallas based on Conference Record (SF 10-2 vs Dallas 9-3)
**Philadelphia secures 7 seed over Los Angeles based on Conference Record (PHI 6-6 vs LAR 5-7)



AFC:

1. Cincinnati 14-3
2. New England 12-5
3. Indianapolis 12-5
4. Denver 12-5
5. Buffalo 12-5
6. Los Angeles 11-6
7. Cleveland 9-8


*New England secures AFC East Title based on Division Record (NE 5-1 vs BUF 4-2)
*New England secures 2 seed over Denver and New England based on Conference Record (NE 9-3 vs IND 8-4 vs DEN 7-5)
*Cleveland secures 7 seed over Las Vegas based on H2H win


NFC:

East:

Dallas 11-6 (6-0)
Philadelphia 8-9 (2-4)
Giants 6-11 (2-4)
Washington 6-11 (2-4)


North:

Minnesota 13-4 (5-1)
Green Bay 11-6 (5-1)
Chicago 6-11 (1-5)
Detroit 5-12 (1-5)

South:

Tampa Bay 17-0 (6-0)
New Orleans 13-4 (4-2)
Carolina 5-12 (1-5)
Atlanta 5-12 (1-5)


West:

San Francisco 11-6 (5-1)
Los Angeles 8-9 (2-4)
Seattle 7-10 (3-3)
Arizona 5-12 (2-4)


AFC:

East:

New England 12-5 (5-1)
Buffalo 12-5 (4-2)
Miami 3-14 (2-4)
Jets 3-14 (1-5)


North:

Cincinnati 14-3 (6-0)
Cleveland 9-8 (3-3)
Baltimore 8-9 (1-5)
Pittsburgh 3-14 (2-4)


South:

Indianapolis 12-5 (4-2)
Jacksonville 8-9 (3-3)
Tennessee 8-9 (2-4)
Houston 5-12 (3-3)


West:

Denver 12-5 (3-3)
Chargers 11-6 (3-3)
Las Vegas 9-8 (3-3)
Kansas City 7-10 (3-3)

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Wild Card Matchups :siren:


NFC:

(7)Philadelphia at (2)Minnesota
(6)Green Bay at (3)San Francisco
(5)New Orleans at (4)Dallas

(1)Tampa Bay: Bye


AFC:

(7)Cleveland at (2)New England
(6)Los Angeles at (3)Indianapolis
(5) Buffalo at (4)Denver

(1)Cincinnati: Bye

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i told god drat carolina to did it.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Lolling at Philly just sneaking in.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I'm thrilled for the Wild Card Round

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Mystic Stylez posted:

I'm thrilled for the Wild Card Round

Looking forward to the 49ers ruining rodgers’s playoffs again. Lots of strong options to play the Eli Manning to Brady’s perfect season too, should be a good playoff

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Where's the beef?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Soon

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Eagles
49ers
Cowboys

Patriots
Charge
Bills

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Cmon. I need to know that the Bucs take home the Lombardi after besting Belichick 2-0 with Vita Vea getting MVP for his Mac Jones sack for a safety.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


Nah. This is the last chance for Zim's crew to get revenge.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Getting blue balls here.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Show us the playoffs!!!

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