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Vitamin Me

Surprised a nude megathread has only a single page

Edit: well darn

# ? May 22, 2022 17:21

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:41

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

fresh out of the shower, nude as the day I was born

arguably nuder, since I no longer have an umbilical cord or placenta attached to me!

Gru� vom Krampus

:love: thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig :love:

# ? May 22, 2022 19:44

Manifisto

'nudes and 'nudists unite!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7V8DRfZBQI

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 22, 2022 21:13

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Wife: what are you doing?

Me: *taking off shirt* Getting nude to post in the thread

Wife: Wait, what?

Me: *pointing at thread title*

Wife: How are they going to know whether you're dressed or not? It's not like anyone can see you. Did you get hit on the head recently or something?

Me: No... *putting shirt back on*

Wife: You're... odd.

Me: Yeah but you wanna know what?

Wife: ?

Me: You married me 33 years ago.

Wife: You realize none of this actually happened, I'm asleep on the other side of the house, right?

Me: So?

Wife: Just checking. I gotta work tomorrow, you better not wake me up with this nonsense

Me: Shhh... go back to sleep and dream of kittens.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? May 23, 2022 04:30

Escape From Noise

Postin'

Nude!

# ? May 23, 2022 11:13

Twenty Four

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Wife: what are you doing?

Me: *taking off shirt* Getting nude to post in the thread

Wife: Wait, what?

Me: *pointing at thread title*

Wife: How are they going to know whether you're dressed or not? It's not like anyone can see you. Did you get hit on the head recently or something?

Me: No... *putting shirt back on*

Wife: You're... odd.

Me: Yeah but you wanna know what?

Wife: ?

Me: You married me 33 years ago.

Wife: You realize none of this actually happened, I'm asleep on the other side of the house, right?

Me: So?

Wife: Just checking. I gotta work tomorrow, you better not wake me up with this nonsense

Me: Shhh... go back to sleep and dream of kittens.

lol

# ? May 23, 2022 13:04

cruft

I was posting nude before this thread made it cool.

In order to stay edgy I'm gonna start posting skinless.

# ? May 23, 2022 14:28

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

skinless boneless post chunks

Gru� vom Krampus

:love: thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig :love:

# ? May 23, 2022 15:17

Escape From Noise

cruft posted:

I was posting nude before this thread made it cool.

In order to stay edgy I'm gonna start posting skinless.

I already posted about springtime skelebrations!

# ? May 23, 2022 15:30

Escape From Noise

LMFAO if you think this thread was the first time I posted nude. I'm just letting it hang out. Letting the world know.

# ? May 23, 2022 16:07

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

all posting can be nudeposting if you�re not a coward!

Gru� vom Krampus

:love: thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig :love:

# ? May 23, 2022 16:22

The Voice of Labor

naked except my posting gloves, sunglasses and hat

# ? May 25, 2022 01:38

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

What kind of hat?

# ? May 25, 2022 01:41

The Voice of Labor

it was an aviator cap, but now that I'm replying and not just posting it's one of those green visor things

# ? May 25, 2022 02:43

NyaNyaMeister: Bruh-nyuu~

I am from this
stupid country

Heather Papps posted:

TIP 3: remember to take a break and go outside

naked?

Current mood: https://vimeo.com/921220930

Thank you Heather Papps for the awesome sig

# ? May 25, 2022 11:41

Escape From Noise

Fresh Hot & Out of the Shower.

# ? May 25, 2022 12:18

FutonForensic

nude babes are posting online in YOUR AREA and they're trying to concentrate so keep it the gently caress down

# ? May 25, 2022 22:38

Escape From Noise

Nude, exhausted, sippin' a g&t.

# ? May 31, 2022 11:51

kuskus

I don�t know that I will ever be as nude as I want to be because there are fillings in my teeth. In order to be au naturale I have to pull out those teeth and anything man-made. My thoughts are also polluted, so I may need a lobotomy. when these tasks have been completed, nudity will be achieved. How free I will feel then! so this is a placeholder for that post.

# ? Jun 8, 2022 02:30

Escape From Noise

Nobody said you had to be clean.

# ? Jun 8, 2022 03:01

kuskus

I was raised to know that you not only have to be clean, you have to be smiling.

# ? Jun 8, 2022 03:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

No amount of clothes can stop me from being nude

# ? Jun 8, 2022 07:31

FutonForensic

if you go to the dentist nude theyll inject novacaine in your dick. It's the dentist "secret menu"

# ? Jun 8, 2022 14:41

xcheopis

Posting nudes

# ? Jun 8, 2022 15:03

Escape From Noise

I am posting in the buff

# ? Jun 8, 2022 15:10

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Escape From Noise posted:

I am posting in the buff

I cast haste so you can :justpost:

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Jun 8, 2022 15:20

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

letting it all hang out whilst posting, ITT of course :nudesnail:

# ? Jun 8, 2022 16:37

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

my cat is always naked, I should leave this thread open for him while at work and press post for him when I get home. I bet he has stuff to say!

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Jun 8, 2022 18:29

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

im naked

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jun 12, 2022 07:17

Escape From Noise

I'm nude, therefore I post.

# ? Jun 12, 2022 11:43

biosterous

nude, yo

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jun 12, 2022 14:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I only took off all my clothes because it is hot in herre

# ? Jun 12, 2022 21:06

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I only took off all my clothes because it is hot in herre

Same, except it's because I drank tequila

# ? Jun 14, 2022 13:44

Escape From Noise

Nude and posting...AS GOD INTENDED!

# ? Jun 14, 2022 18:12

google THIS

Taping a ~~fig leaf~~ golden 5 box to my privates

# ? Jun 14, 2022 18:23

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Taping a ~~fig leaf~~ golden 5 box to my privates

Get nude or :frogout:

# ? Jun 14, 2022 19:03

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Nude dude, rude prude you'd spew crude a'tude, cuz a skewed view(ed).

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Jun 14, 2022 19:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

wearing a body stocking to post via the phone app

# ? Jun 14, 2022 19:53

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

pixaal posted:

Nude dude, rude prude you'd spew crude a'tude, cuz a skewed view(ed).

How lewd.

# ? Jun 14, 2022 19:59

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:41

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

typing this post without using my fingers haha what could i be using oh i�ll tease it a moment more teehee tee hee ok i�ll tell you it�s my nose and also you can see my butt

# ? Jun 14, 2022 20:50

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