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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Wife: what are you doing?

Me: *taking off shirt* Getting nude to post in the thread

Wife: Wait, what?

Me: *pointing at thread title*

Wife: How are they going to know whether you're dressed or not? It's not like anyone can see you. Did you get hit on the head recently or something?

Me: No... *putting shirt back on*

Wife: You're... odd.

Me: Yeah but you wanna know what?

Wife: ?

Me: You married me 33 years ago.

Wife: You realize none of this actually happened, I'm asleep on the other side of the house, right?

Me: So?

Wife: Just checking. I gotta work tomorrow, you better not wake me up with this nonsense

Me: Shhh... go back to sleep and dream of kittens.

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