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coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST
Do you think he ever managed to turn himself completely inside out.

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Its his casually gaped Gif that brings all the goons to the yard.
E: 5'd for the historic context.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Karate Bastard posted:

How am I still learning new things about the goatman?

Our blessed saint of Gape has hidden depths, but you need only to look.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Linux Pirate posted:

No no, you cover the tip, cover the base and balls, and let the disappointing shaft do the talkin'

I prefer bending it at a 90° angle and doing the detached thumb trick with it.

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Saved for future use!

Fishbus
Aug 30, 2006


"Stuck in an RPG Pro-Tour"

What is that man doing to his gif?

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
No ring?

Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

oh no did he get divorced

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
He must've lost dozens of rings doing what he did

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Also got a huge pair of boobs

Gerblyn posted:

This is an image posting thread, not a place for you to show off :colbert:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


a drat nice find

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag






Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Someone was ready for covid 19 way earlier than the rest of us.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Rare shot of Sinema in university

dc3k
Feb 18, 2003

what.

good ol tisdale. they got a new motto a few years back

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012
























There has been a lot of nostalgic butts and boobs in this thread. Like seeing an old friend again after 15-20 years.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag






Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Icochet posted:

He must've lost dozens of rings doing what he did

Sonic the hedgehog only it's the goatman and rings explode out of his butthole when he takes damage

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
First thing I got, what a greeting

If Glocks are combat tupperware, Hi Points are those pint soup containers from Chinese leftovers
Not sure where they found this picture of me

That hairline

The :smith: expression on Jimmy Hat's face is oerfect

This is very futuristic

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Coffee And Pie posted:

This is very futuristic


As much as I love LeVar Burton I wish they'd stuck with this concept for Geordi La Forge.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

As much as I love LeVar Burton I wish they'd stuck with this concept for Geordi La Forge.

Think of all the wacky things the writers could have done with a topless woman with nipple lasers.

"Sir, the warp core is destabilizing, we have to abandon ship!"
"No, if I massage my breasts in a sensual, counterclockwise motion, and tweak my nipples at just the right time, the nipple lasers will invert the polaron cascade and save the ship!"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Future boobs rule. :hai:

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Mod edit: Removed apparently non-CGI minnow coming out of a dick.

:screamy:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Dec 30, 2022

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Augh wtf

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That fish has seen things.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
Fish Dicks

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Oscar Wild posted:

Someone was ready for covid 19 way earlier than the rest of us.

Right before the pandemic started, my wife and I bought a bunch of toilet paper from Costco. Once the toilet paper wars started, we had to consider whether or not we were now the rulers of our condo building.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Powered Descent posted:

Mod removed the image here, too

:screamy:

Fish sounds

Somebody fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Dec 30, 2022

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Powered Descent posted:

Mod edit: Removed apparently non-CGI minnow coming out of a dick.

:screamy:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Patriotic choking sounds

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Isn't there some kind of urban legend about a fish in the jungle that if you piss in the river, it'll swim up the stream and get stuck in your dick? I heard that one in high school

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Dabir posted:

Isn't there some kind of urban legend about a fish in the jungle that if you piss in the river, it'll swim up the stream and get stuck in your dick? I heard that one in high school

Unfortunately the candiru is real and there are medically documented cases of it swimming up a human urethra. I have seen the pictures.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I'd ask you to link me because the Wikipedia article says that's total bullshit, but you know what, I don't want to see them.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Candiru will go in your dick if your dick is in the water. Wear a condom in the Amazon river always. It can not fly into your dick.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I let a candiru swim up my pp hole and now it lives in my nuts just swimmin in circles

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Yeah it's not going to swim up your pee stream (like I believed before) but it's attracted to urea and it will lodge itself down there if your bits are immersed.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Icochet posted:

Candiru will go in your dick if your dick is in the water. Wear a condom in the Amazon river always. It can not fly into your dick.

Or always be coming.

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Dabir posted:

I'd ask you to link me because the Wikipedia article says that's total bullshit, but you know what, I don't want to see them.

:nms: I think this is the archived version of the original website. :nms:

The original had more pics and a midi version of Kansas's Dust in the Wind playing in the background.

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