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Dabir posted:Isn't there some kind of urban legend about a fish in the jungle that if you piss in the river, it'll swim up the stream and get stuck in your dick? I heard that one in high school Yeah it's not an urban legend, except I thought that the swimming UP into your urine stream WAS and that what it really does is go into your pee hole if you urinate underwater. I don't think it swims upstream of your piss trail like a salmon but I could be mistaken.
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BiggerBoat posted:Yeah it's not an urban legend, except I thought that the swimming UP into your urine stream WAS and that what it really does is go into your pee hole if you urinate underwater. I don't think it swims upstream of your piss trail like a salmon but I could be mistaken. Yeah the dang dickfish would need to fly.
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BiggerBoat posted:Yeah it's not an urban legend, except I thought that the swimming UP into your urine stream WAS and that what it really does is go into your pee hole if you urinate underwater. I don't think it swims upstream of your piss trail like a salmon but I could be mistaken. Per wiki there is exactly one case in modern times of a candiru entering a human urethra and many of the details in the published report are either flat out impossible (thr guy's dick wasn't in the water and the fish lept up his piss steam) or contradicted by physical evidence. The "attracted to urine" thing is also apparently a myth and was disproven 20 years ago.
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Then how do you explain that photo that got posted of the fish in the guys urethra? Are you suggesting that some guy on the internet did something weird and gross to his own dicks and took a photo of it for shock value, or possibly for his own sexual gratification? That's a serious accusation.
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Cognac McCarthy posted:Then how do you explain that photo that got posted of the fish in the guys urethra? Are you suggesting that some guy on the internet did something weird and gross to his own dicks and took a photo of it for shock value, or possibly for his own sexual gratification? That's a serious accusation. Sounding a little fishy
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Cognac McCarthy posted:Then how do you explain that photo that got posted of the fish in the guys urethra? Are you suggesting that some guy on the internet did something weird and gross to his own dicks and took a photo of it for shock value, or possibly for his own sexual gratification? That's a serious accusation. If sexual gratification is even a possibility, then that is the reason. Humans are loving depraved.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Per wiki there is exactly one case in modern times of a candiru entering a human urethra and many of the details in the published report are either flat out impossible (thr guy's dick wasn't in the water and the fish lept up his piss steam) or contradicted by physical evidence. The "attracted to urine" thing is also apparently a myth and was disproven 20 years ago. RIght. I don't think the attracted to urine is a thing so much as it is your wee wee hole being open and that's a bad thing if you're swimming in the Amazon or wherever. My problem is, my dick is so huge that if I were to take a leak off the boat, my poo poo would be dangling down there like a fishing lure with a tunnel in it. So I just don't piss off boats when I can help it.
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BiggerBoat posted:RIght. I don't think the attracted to urine is a thing so much as it is your wee wee hole being open and that's a bad thing if you're swimming in the Amazon or wherever. And that’s why they call you BiggerBoat
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Smugworth posted:I let a candiru swim up my pp hole and now it lives in my nuts just swimmin in circles 
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Poohs Packin posted:Or always be coming. 
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Smugworth posted:I let a candiru swim up my pp hole and now it lives in my nuts just swimmin in circles Candiru fish is stored in the balls
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Put. The cum. Down. Cum is for closers.
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A CRAB IRL posted:Put. The cum. Down. Who am I? This jar of jizz cost $80,000, thats who I am pal.
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its all nice on rice posted:Speaking of.
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Space Kablooey posted:this is not cursive, this is just bad handwriting That "f" in "refer" makes me homicidal.
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Brawnfire posted:That "f" in "refer" makes me homicidal. Ayn Pand
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I unironically enjoy seeing some ol' Goon caves. And not only because it makes my room look slightly less bad in comparison. 
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Poil posted:I unironically enjoy seeing some ol' Goon caves. And not only because it makes my room look slightly less bad in comparison. Same 
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A CRAB IRL posted:Put. The cum. Down. Poohs Packin posted:Who am I? This jar of jizz cost $80,000, thats who I am pal. Hey, fix me a quick B&J, will ya?
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Brawnfire posted:That "f" in "refer" makes me homicidal. refer madness
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Indiana must have had a thing about fart signs in the 80s because there was one near my grandparents’ house that read “Don’t pass gas in Milroy”
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I thought that was the funniest thing as a kid when we'd drive by. Unfortunately, it's gone now after the re-routed the highway.
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Kirk Vikernes posted:I thought that was the funniest thing as a kid when we'd drive by. Unfortunately, it's gone now after the re-routed the highway. weak sauce compared to SC's Park & Blow Handy Mart
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I'm using Amstrad PC (what) I'm using Sega Megadrive (what) I'm using combination Amstrad PC and Sega Megadrive Cave story 
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FINALLY an intelligent conversation about things that MATTER!
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Dixville posted:.... This looks like something from the "mspaint captchas" thread, the same one that produced  from the prompt "responsibility scallop."
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Oh man I remember when captchas were not just doing free labor for tech companies
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It's a two dollar fetish art commission.
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ikanreed posted:Oh man I remember when captchas were not just doing free labor for tech companies Really? I thought they started with training text-readers
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Tenebrais posted:Really? I thought they started with training text-readers Recaptcha wasn't the first one.
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