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Masturbating to any of that nerd freak poo poo that has to be drawn. Inflation, furries, mpeg, the one where they're a dragon and someone lives in their stomach etc
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May 16, 2022 08:18
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Nooner posted:I think it was Lucretius who said, "Nothing human disgusts me" Fuckin-a I’ve been eating cold canned peas all week for snacks, I bet I could change his whole perspective. 
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May 16, 2022 08:20
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I like to kiss and cuddle my girlfriend and tell her I love her 
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May 16, 2022 09:00
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syntaxfunction posted:I like to kiss and cuddle my girlfriend and tell her I love her woah wow e/n is that a way buddy
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May 16, 2022 10:01
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Defecating into a condom and useing it as a dildo.
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May 16, 2022 11:06
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Hot Christ on Christ action.
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May 16, 2022 11:14
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have a good time
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May 16, 2022 11:14
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I remember reading an article about a murder that included the phrase "semen in the stab wounds."
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May 16, 2022 11:37
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Defecating into a condom and useing it as a dildo. Every mother's day, I give my wife the Alaskan Pipeline. Her favorite is the one I gave her in 2013 when I'd eaten a full can of corn and the lumps on the turd drove her crazy. Unfortunately, after a few uses, she forgot it on the night stand and our idiot dog ate it and died after the condom plugged up his intestines.
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May 16, 2022 12:02
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Saint Peters Handbag when you put both hands and both feet into the penis hole.
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May 16, 2022 12:07
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Poor Richard's Almanac is where you place a penis in the middle of a phone book and use a table vice to close it completely
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May 16, 2022 12:23
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The Vatican II is when two people put their asses together and you slide your dick between the 4 cheeks while they poo poo.
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May 16, 2022 12:41
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The Dumbo where you gently caress the back of someones ear.
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May 16, 2022 12:47
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syntaxfunction posted:I like to kiss and cuddle my girlfriend and tell her I love her I also like to kiss and cuddle your girlfriend and tell her I love her It's a lie tho, I really only consider her an acquaintance
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May 16, 2022 13:55
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The Devils Instant Pot
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May 16, 2022 13:59
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The Commodore is when you finish Once, Twice and the Third time's with a Lady.
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May 16, 2022 14:25
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The Serpico
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May 16, 2022 14:29
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Take her out for a nice dinner and give her a kiss goodnight, right on the cheek, then smack her on her sopping wet pussy and go home and play video games, texting her screenshots of each megaman boss you beat. 
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May 16, 2022 14:40
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The Rod of Vecna
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May 16, 2022 14:42
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Hard penis stimulated until cum
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May 16, 2022 14:50
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The Merchant of Venice: take the old pound of flesh
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May 16, 2022 14:50
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eye contact
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May 16, 2022 14:57
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If you focus on the butt hole both cheeks become stereoscopic
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May 16, 2022 15:00
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Give your partner the ol' Pulp Fiction. At the moment of climax, pile drive a syringe full of adrenaline into their sternum
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May 16, 2022 18:01
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KitConstantine posted:eye contact sicko poo poo
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May 16, 2022 18:10
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missionary sex with a republican
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May 16, 2022 18:56
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old beast lunatic posted:missionary sex with a republican Mods!?! ...wait
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May 16, 2022 19:02
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rear end to mouth to rear end to mouth
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May 16, 2022 20:11
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Footing
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May 16, 2022 20:12
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doing sex with the lights on 
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May 16, 2022 20:32
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KitConstantine posted:eye contact Holding hands
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May 16, 2022 22:45
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Nah but seriously it's anything involving poop
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May 16, 2022 22:45
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Space Kablooey posted:Nah but seriously it's anything involving poop Excuse me I think you'll find my excrement is extremely erotic and tasteful I thought we could all be adults about this, but if that's the case I will take my diapers and leave.
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May 16, 2022 22:53
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well if you must
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May 16, 2022 23:07
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Space Kablooey posted:Nah but seriously it's anything involving poop Someone post one of the censored stills from swap.avi
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May 16, 2022 23:08
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Has anyone said procreate?
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May 16, 2022 23:20
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Recently knocked up my wife. Seems like a real pain on her part. I admire but am horrified by cis women who gently caress with cis dudes. Y'all can do better, find a nice lady, or at least stick with protected butt stuff.
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May 17, 2022 00:35
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munging
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May 17, 2022 00:42
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Pinche Rudo posted:Someone post one of the censored stills from swap.avi No thank you
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