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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Has anyone said procreate? yeah probably this 
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So a lot of attention goes to the big four fluids: piss, cum, blood and poo poo. But does anyone ever mention snot, skin oil or tears?? I think we're really missing a big opportunity here guys! Cry on my shoulder baby, oh yeah.
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basically paying big $$$ to intercept the sewage line before it gets to the facility. just the real primo poo poo coming out every faucet. build big ten person+ shower with multiple shower heads and just get the poo poo flowin. for those looking to get into nature have outhouses with an access point to sit below down in the doody -
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Missionary rocks if you are into your partner. Eye contact, makin out, hell yeah. Skin oil all over each other.
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Missionary while you and your partner have hay fever.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Missionary rocks if you are into your partner. Eye contact, makin out, hell yeah. Skin oil all over each other. that's vile!!!
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120 Days of Sodom is basically the 18th century equivalent of this thread, and the best sex moves in there were: - strap a lady to a rocket, then launch it and start jacking off and see if you can bust before she lands and - fill a goose with communion wafers then have a priest strangle it to death while also having sex with it Honestly, de Sade was on a whole different level with this list and y'all need to up your shitposting game.
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I hope the rocket is directly aimed at the mans balls in this scenario otherwise what's even the point
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Colonel Cancer posted:I hope the rocket is directly aimed at the mans balls in this scenario otherwise what's even the point it was the 1700s, i dont think you could aim those rockets much more accurately than 'up'
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Purposefully cultivate fungal infections
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like, you get those postcards, right, and a list of prisoners who want pen pals, you rub the postcard on your wet bits, write on the postcard what you did and send it off to them, and wait. maybe you get a reply, maybe you even get a reply you can smell. or taste.
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Here's some hosed up sex poo poo:   Guy I've known since about grade 1 or so had a sister who was hot. Welp, her dad thought she was hot too cause they did the sex thing. Some time after that, a baby was born. My friend now has a nephew that is also a brother. His sister's son is also her half brother. His dad's son is also his grand son. The only one who's relationship with the kid (now an adult I guess since this was like 30 ish years ago) is "normal" (ish) is my friend's mom. She's just grandma. For those that will ask, yes, dude went to jail. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 17, 2022 02:11
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yea child rape is the nastiest sex poo poo you win but we're trying to have fun here jesus dude.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:yea child rape is the nastiest sex poo poo you win but we're trying to have fun here jesus dude. What if it had a laugh track?
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there was a TCC post about a dude (?) coming up on molly at a festival. it happened at the worst time possible: while taking a huge dump in a full porta potty in the middle of the day during summer so prob whatever that person is into now
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Nigmaetcetera posted:What if it had a laugh track? No way, buster!
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DrSunshine posted:So a lot of attention goes to the big four fluids: piss, cum, blood and poo poo. But does anyone ever mention snot, skin oil or tears?? If you're doing the first four right the others come naturally
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Look at these filthy animals. Shame.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Those guys who inject silicone into their dick and balls. Life hack: inject 1L of saline solution into your scrotum. This lowers your center of gravity, making you more stable in a fight.
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When Smashmouth came on the eggs
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Alaskan Pipeline, Google if you dare.
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Cuckold stuff with my wife
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Cuckold stuff with my wife Cuckold stuff with this guy’s wife
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