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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Apollo9x19 posted:

gently caress

Welcome friend! We're here to make your life fun and fun filled!

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I thought I was buying a fake degree but it turned out to be a useless forums account :(

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Make them a mod

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

welcome to our twisted forum!!!!11! :black101: things can get pretty random around here :xd: don't be scared tho, we're all nice here :glomp: until we're not :argh:

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022
Yeah we will see if y’all can handle my bullshit, I hope no one gets offended easily here! Thank you all for the warm welcome though, I do hope this turns into a fortunate mistake.

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022

HD DAD posted:

Make them a mod

Lol please no I couldn’t handle that

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


bitch

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Apollo9x19 posted:

Lol please no I couldn’t handle that

Hm. There may be hope for you yet.

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022

Colonel Cancer posted:

I thought I was buying a fake degree but it turned out to be a useless forums account :(

Well gently caress I guess that makes two of us

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022

Your mother

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022

Songbearer posted:

More like ApolLOL!! Ha ha just a little joke, that is not your name!!!

Changing my UN to that rn brb

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


Hello and welcome!

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I got a birthday on May 19th
You assholes better say Happy Birthday on May 19th

Happy Birthday on May 19th

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Apollo9x19 posted:

gently caress

One of us one of us!

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022

Space Kablooey posted:

maybe they wanted to sign up for the [redacted] forums

I wanted to sign up for [Redacted] but I couldn’t find it because it was [Redacted]

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Apollo9x19 posted:

gently caress

‘sup?

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Ah he must've tried registering for humor.xvideos.com, happens all the time.

I don’t usually register on those sites, just enjoy the content

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


whats the deal with like share to facebook buttons on porn sites lmao

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe

Apollo9x19 posted:

gently caress

Admirable first (??) post!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

9x19 isn't a reference to bullets right?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Wait, this forum costs money?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Apollo9x19 posted:

I don’t usually register on those sites, just enjoy the content

Having an account really improves your forums experience and access to the various subforums. If you're not logged in, you can't get to some of them, or even see your own "gently caress" properly.

So, imo, this is a wise decision unless you're here for the front page and articles. Are you here for the front page and articles?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Welcome to goon swram

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

BONER X posted:

whats the deal with like share to facebook buttons on porn sites lmao

Ted Cruz would like to know more

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Apollo9x19 posted:

I don’t usually register on those sites, just enjoy the content

Great, GBS is basically clowns loving

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Pretty easy mistake for them to make. They must have been trying to join my legal comedy forum. SomethingLawful.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Once you post your first thread about making GBS threads you'll earn your first pair of posting gloves so snap to it.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Apollo9x19 posted:

Yeah we will see if y’all can handle my bullshit, I hope no one gets offended easily here! Thank you all for the warm welcome though, I do hope this turns into a fortunate mistake.

My dude you have no idea what you are in for.

GBS is offensive as all gently caress. Check out the #blessed pics thread, the world war thread thread, the trump lol thread, and I suggest you do it as blazed as I am right now sobriety is a shameful way to stroll these forums sans the sober thread in Crackhead Clubhouse

You should definitely introduce yourself to FYAD it's a great place for new forums members.

Also someone may tell you to suck the poo poo out of their rear end in a top hat don't worry that's pretty much the Vulcan hand thingy around here.

Also Wizard Master can shut the gently caress up. You'll know what I mean soon enough.

So have fun here and don't read too much into what people say. This is a comedy forums after all.

Congrats, you now know spoiler tags exist. And if you don't suck the poo poo right out me rear end.

Sexually yours,

BeefedOwl

Now hit me with that sweet sixer so I can show him what a fun time it is being probed.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Someone show him where da movies at.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Apollo9x19 posted:

Happy Birthday on May 19th

I knew you were a good kid

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

stay a while... stay forever!

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
We all post here

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Wrex Ruckus posted:

stay a while... stay forever!

right?

Wrex Ruckus posted:

stay a while... stay forever!

where else are we gonna go?

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
you had to pay $10 dollars??? this cost me my life




hope you enjoy posting!! :toot::yotj::sugartits:

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
imo wizard master is probably the best poster on the forums and should be granted a Jeffery Token that gives them immunity from punishments

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Apollo9x19 posted:

Yeah we will see if y’all can handle my bullshit, I hope no one gets offended easily here! Thank you all for the warm welcome though, I do hope this turns into a fortunate mistake.

So long as it's funny bullshit you should be in the clear.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
you dumb motherfucker lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

you dumb motherfucker lol

yup

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022

Wendigee posted:

9x19 isn't a reference to bullets right?

What would have ever given you that idea?

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

BONER X posted:

whats the deal with like share to facebook buttons on porn sites lmao

oh what you don't have a fb page for a jerk off log?

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