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flesh dance
May 6, 2009



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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Apollo9x19 posted:

What would have ever given you that idea?

You know, I just can't imagine either.

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
Howdy Apollo nine x one nine, come relax and hang out! But dont make eye contact. Dont worry about it though! State your intent clearly. You can have a seat if you like! But stay on your toes.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Apollo9x19 posted:

Yeah we will see if y’all can handle my bullshit, I hope no one gets offended easily here! Thank you all for the warm welcome though, I do hope this turns into a fortunate mistake.

What's your opinions on Gamergate?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Welcome Allen!

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022

Blooster posted:

What's your opinions on Gamergate?

Not really sure what it was, so I skimmed over the wiki on it.
Seems like everyone gets offended over everything, so basically anyone involved with the whole thing got what they deserved. Everyone.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Apollo9x19 posted:

Not really sure what it was, so I skimmed over the wiki on it.
Seems like everyone gets offended over everything, so basically anyone involved with the whole thing got what they deserved. Everyone.

I think this is a pretty good take. We're all mostly centrist in our beliefs here and tend to look at both sides as being equally right or equally wrong with the truth laying somewhere in the middle.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I think this is a pretty good take. We're all mostly centrist in our beliefs here and tend to look at both sides as being equally right or equally wrong with the truth laying somewhere in the middle.

gently caress u!!!!

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I think this is a pretty good take. We're all mostly centrist in our beliefs here and tend to look at both sides as being equally right or equally wrong with the truth laying somewhere in the middle.

yeah this is actually a south park fan site

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
I've heard of j4g, but j4c?

(The "c" is for "comedy")

:shrug: I mean, there are worse places for that, I guess.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Elephant Ambush posted:

yeah this is actually a south park fan site

You joke, but a lot of goons seem to get their takes from the great morass of 00s memes.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
j/k it's worse. it's a simpsons fan site

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I think this is a pretty good take. We're all mostly centrist in our beliefs here and tend to look at both sides as being equally right or equally wrong with the truth laying somewhere in the middle.

It's true, only fools and cspam believe in anything at all and look what that's gotten us. Nihilism is an ethos, no matter what that guy in Big Lebowski says. When the doom threatens to consume you, consume it instead.

Anyway where's a rich guy we can scam out of some money? I'm loving broke.

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I think this is a pretty good take. We're all mostly centrist in our beliefs here and tend to look at both sides as being equally right or equally wrong with the truth laying somewhere in the middle.

Looks like I’m home then

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Having an account really improves your forums experience and access to the various subforums. If you're not logged in, you can't get to some of them, or even see your own "gently caress" properly.

So, imo, this is a wise decision unless you're here for the front page and articles. Are you here for the front page and articles?

This was in reference to the porn sites someone made a joke about me trying to find, so I figured I’d joke back lol
I honestly ended up here by accident but it seems like it might be my kind of place

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Apollo9x19 posted:

I honestly ended up here by accident but it seems like it might be my kind of place

for reals though just lay in and try to absorb whatever the vibe of this place is (alot of nihilistic absurdism) and just have fun and contribute

welcome =]

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Chinatown posted:

for reals though just lay in and try to absorb whatever the vibe of this place is (alot of nihilistic absurdism) and just have fun and contribute

Also if you have any plans to renovate your bathroom to attract :females: please drop by Hobbies, Crafts, and Houses for advice on where to notch your joists, we're experts!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
There's a lot of booty posting going on around here so if that's your snack, dig in!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Hey Apollo9x19! :wave:

I have to assume you are directly related to Apollo 440. Can you please let them know that I appreciate this remix?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBRtOpwaehM

Thanks, dude!

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Apollo9x19 posted:

Looks like I’m home then

Oh for sure new Posting Colleague, agreed with you on this one one hundred percent. Though if you really want to streamline your way to acquiring the forum's most sought-after merit badges, you need to dare to take more deep dives into writing long form exploratory analyses on the most trivial subject matters. The stronger you double down on your uninformed opinions the better - for health of the particular echo chamber and the forums' overarching comedic effect. Or if you're not into prose as you don't seem to be, and don't take that as something against your posting virility as we all get initial performative anxiety, you can practice dropping one-liners of the most contrarian nature in as many threads outside your knowledge and interests as possible, but this kind of approach usually reserved for the more learned of posters who you can spot by the high number of gang tags they've painstakingly amassed. Regardless the whole crowdsourced threadspinning past time herein holds strong parallels with the daily acts of overindulgence at your local Taco Bell, with those choosing to remain within the vicinity of multiple active epicenters while partaking not only in the consumption of hastily-wrapped ambrosia but also in sharing the resulting scent of community it creates, more so the ones that breathe with their mouths open.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
just gently caress off to yospos already, its somehow less cringe

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

STABASS posted:

I would also like a refund

e: don't delete my account, just give me my money back

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Oh for sure new Posting Colleague, agreed with you on this one one hundred percent. Though if you really want to streamline your way to acquiring the forum's most sought-after merit badges, you need to dare to take more deep dives into writing long form exploratory analyses on the most trivial subject matters. The stronger you double down on your uninformed opinions the better - for health of the particular echo chamber and the forums' overarching comedic effect. Or if you're not into prose as you don't seem to be, and don't take that as something against your posting virility as we all get initial performative anxiety, you can practice dropping one-liners of the most contrarian nature in as many threads outside your knowledge and interests as possible, but this kind of approach usually reserved for the more learned of posters who you can spot by the high number of gang tags they've painstakingly amassed. Regardless the whole crowdsourced threadspinning past time herein holds strong parallels with the daily acts of overindulgence at your local Taco Bell, with those choosing to remain within the vicinity of multiple active epicenters while partaking not only in the consumption of hastily-wrapped ambrosia but also in sharing the resulting scent of community it creates, more so the ones that breathe with their mouths open.

You see new guy, I don't know if this is right or wrong, but it almost doesn't matter - the great avatar means you should take this advice to heart.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Apollo please visit TFR because your username makes it sound like you like guns.

Also if you please enter your credit card information into this thread, we'd be happy to refund you. I assume you don't indiscriminately enter your cc info places.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


How do you pay money to register for a forum on accident? Now I could understand falling on a GI Joe just right so it lodges itself inside your rear end. I could believe an unlikely slip n' slide accident adjacent to the bowling pin factory. I could even, in just the right circumstances, believe a man could end up in bed with another man penetrating him entirely by mistake. But accidently purchasing a forums account? Impossible

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Hi! If you have any opinions on Mark Walberg's new movie, head on over to the Father Stu Subforum and let us know.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Apollo9x19 posted:

gently caress

Fresh fish! Fresh fish! Fresh fish!

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

welcome nerd
now get out
now come back in
now get back out again.
now get back in but shamefully
now get back out forever
now come back and lurk

you've speed run the experience, gg.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Apollo9x19

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Not everyone looks at usernames so it helps a lot of people out if you sign your posts so we know who's talking

rain dogs

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Another thing you're going to want to look into is getting a good red text. Red texts are like badges of honour for good posting or for contributing to the community in some meaningful way. I got mine for taking part in a charitable fun-run the forums organized some years back where even though I stepped on some glass and cut my foot open pretty badly I still tried my best and went on to complete the race. I ended up losing the foot but together we earned over $13000 to help a man achieve his dream of opening a gourmet hotdog restaurant.

Happyimp
Sep 26, 2007

I exist I guess.
So, is this guy cool. I'm doing a bunch of coke and watching sister act. I love this movie. Are you a narc?

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Apollo please visit TFR because your username makes it sound like you like guns.


corgski posted:

Also if you have any plans to renovate your bathroom to attract :females: please drop by Hobbies, Crafts, and Houses for advice on where to notch your joists, we're experts!

shoulda been apollo2x4 :grin:

fps_nug
Feb 21, 2021

horsing around no longer

Apollo9x19 posted:

gently caress

do you want to have sex (with me)

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

OP do you remember IRC this is for research

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Sorry not OP, OP is Jeffrey who im pretty sure was born in IRC.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

If you like ~culture~ or working with your hands there are entire subforums at the bottom dedicated to a whole bunch of topics.

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i had no idea refunds were possible.

no point now but i really could have used that :10bux: back in 2009

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