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Legin Noslen posted:The half & half, in both color and consistency variety i always called these marble poos
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The C. diff : French in origin, it was named as such for being "si difficile" to cope with. Prompts even the most seasoned of nurses to exclaim "Sacré Bleu!" Found primarily, but not exclusively, in hospitals
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The phantom poo where you're feeling like you really gotta go, get all situated and it's just one enormous fart
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jazzyhattrick posted:I once had a perfect poop. Really needed to go, sat down and farted and shat at the same time, the fart must have created a kind of envelope around the turd as it shot out, because I swear it didn't touch the sides. Nothing on the paper afterwards. the quixotic poop
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this thread was so funny when it was first posted back in 1999. wait, no it wasn.t
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Doctor Dogballs posted:this thread was so funny when it was first posted back in 1999. wait, no it wasn.t Funnier than you are.
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You ever make a poo and it's a single piece and long enough that it like props against the back of the toilet and doesn't have room to fall in, and instead topples forward upon being released, and kinda donks against your ballsack on it's way down?
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Funnier than you are. don't get all high and mighty just cause someone made a thread about you
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Anyone ever done a weird poo while incredibly high? I did one once where I swear I thought I was in there for like half an hour pooping out a never ending single log that I assumed would be like 2ft long. Turned out it was a normal sized poo and I wasn't in there that long, but it makes you think huh.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:Anyone ever done a weird poo while incredibly high? I did one once where I swear I thought I was in there for like half an hour pooping out a never ending single log that I assumed would be like 2ft long. No but one time I was tripping acid with some friends and their bathroom, for whatever reason, featured a fullly mirrored wall directly in front of the toilet. One of said friends was tripping for the first time. We were all doing whatever in the back yard and he disappeared for about 20 minutes, returned and deadpanned "well I found out I don't like pooping on acid," and really that was all that needed to be said.
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hard & wirey
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Charles Bukowski posted:I wrote what I thought was a decent post for your lovely thread, show some effort. Boy, I tell ya', knowing you is like going out in the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.
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jazzyhattrick posted:I once had a perfect poop. Nothing on the paper afterwards. Waltzing Along posted:Another type is the no wipe. You look down after wiping and think "I didn't have to wipe at all." I always referred to these as a "Flawless Victory". You gotta say it like Shao Kahn though. But these days I'm lucky if all the poo makes it in the bowl and there's no blood in it. Yes. It's the dreaded Crimson Crap. You poo poo, you think it's diarrhea but it's really just a pint of blood with little chunks of poo poo and coagulation in it. You feel woozy. You collapse face first onto the bathroom floor, pants still around your ankles, rear end in the air, where your wife finds you hours later. "Fatality!", she exclaims. Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 22:10 on May 19, 2022 |
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Sometimes it'sa normal poosday and sometimes a magical ninja shoves his arm in your rear end in a top hat and tears out your poo poo while the invisible audience cheers
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swampy poo poo so stank i feel slight shame
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:ops posts This guy did. A true legend
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:has anyone said ops posts yet no one of any import. "the concrete mushroom" you know what? if you have suffered from this, i dont need to explain. if you havent yet, you will and then you dont need an explanation. lets just say Kirk probably suffered less from it.
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i eat everything on the food pyramid so my shits are triangular every time.
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an "Amber Turd"
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When you drain the grease from the hamburger meat before adding the helper compared to when you dont
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Just an everyday turd, but slowly seeps a crimson cloud
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this some australia type of poo or what
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Why did you do this to a perfectly innocent plant?
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jazzyhattrick posted:I once had a perfect poop. Really needed to go, sat down and farted and shat at the same time, the fart must have created a kind of envelope around the turd as it shot out, because I swear it didn't touch the sides. Nothing on the paper afterwards.
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The disappointed dad. You feel the urge to go. You go to the bathroom. You sit down. You do your thing. You look in the bowel. There is one turd and it's the size of a small gumball.
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Stirring the tanks. You get up after sleeping or generally not moving for a while. It gets things moving and you quickly explode like Apollo 13.
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And because of the highly methanated environment the burning travels directly up your anus and stays there for several hours
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dr.acula posted:Why did you do this to a perfectly innocent plant? Plants like being pooped on, much like people.
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Maybe it's just a lovely plant
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I like those poops where it's like a chain of marbles falling out of your butt
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It's me, I'm the lesser known poo.
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bidet users always use the peanut butter wipe off your arm as a tp comparison and I've never really got it, when I wipe I put a couple fingers up there to do a scooping action does no one else do this?
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I got a bidet when the toilet paper shortages were happening, and I've only bought one pack of terlet paper since then, and that was over a year ago. Also I've been working from home the entire time, so plenty of asstime on that terlet. Oh by the way I call them terlets now.
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The Fattest PI posted:Oh by the way I call them terlets now. Am I not terlet enough for the terlet club?
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the boltzmann bm. its when a poo mysteriously appears in your toilet.
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jazzyhattrick posted:I once had a perfect poop. Really needed to go, sat down and farted and shat at the same time, the fart must have created a kind of envelope around the turd as it shot out, because I swear it didn't touch the sides. Nothing on the paper afterwards. This reply made me cum
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