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The Walrus posted:I always wondered why Nedry went through the Dilophasaur enclosure rather than just take the roads or whatever. Like, sure they don't seem too threatening but still, maybe route your escape through the non poison spitting herbivore paddock? He hosed up the sign and got lost and slid off into the enclosure He also has no idea what any of the dinosaurs are so he assumed it was harmless. I guess he wasn't the type of nerd that loves dinosaurs. He looks like he's really into anime.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Nobody cares Me, that's why I posted. Great question. poo poo you didnt' say 'who cares' what a horrible gaffe on my part
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Dino.. DNA!
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The Walrus posted:Me, that's why I posted. Great question. Dodgson...? we got Dodgson here!!! See?
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"they won't even eat... like we gave them hundreds of acres of land to roam, forage and hunt on and all they do is... that..."
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one of the velociraptors opens a door and then closes it cuz he walked in on two velociraptor buds just JOing (no gay stuff)
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JP Budget: 5% research 5% park safety 90% dinocum cleanup
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Pterodactyl getting off on the wind pressure upon his dick Majestic
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kntfkr posted:one of the velociraptors opens a door and then closes it cuz he walked in on two velociraptor buds just JOing (no gay stuff) Velociraptors can JO like crazy cause they got those really dexterous hands
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May 20, 2022 00:00
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bad dino souvenir dino dildos, dino cum lube sold separately
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May 20, 2022 00:10
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all those underground reservoirs of oil? basically prehistoric cum jars
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when you remember dr grant told you velociraptor cum is green
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May 20, 2022 00:28
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I can't even imagine being out in the safari collecting samples and just taking in a big load from a Brachiosaur.
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finally geogre lucas's vision can be realized
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Trex is always mad cause he hands too short
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It was dino spooge in the Barbasol can.
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I've played Jurassic World Evolution quite a lot, and I am disappointed with  that the dinos don't have any dongs or anything. Drive underneath one in a jeep or a gyrosphere and look straight up, and you'll see there's no junk between the legs. What the hell? How are they supposed to get it on? They don't gently caress either. Only way to make new dinos is to grow them in the lab. C'mon 
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Life, uh, finds a way.
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One of my strongest memories of the early internet is a friend of mine telling me about this website for _really_ terrible slash fiction, and one of those godawful slash fictions that was on there was called Velocivagina or something and was about the original Jurassic park. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
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That scene where they lower the cow into the raptor pit and there's a bunch of obscured violent commotion, except they're lowering down a crate of spank mags
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Life, uh, finds a way. :italianbakersmilie:
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Drink-Mix Man posted:That scene where they lower the cow into the raptor pit and there's a bunch of obscured violent commotion, except they're lowering down a crate of spank mags
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ante posted:He hosed up the sign and got lost and slid off into the enclosure Got to love how Nedry's plan actually worked and he only failed because of divine intervention from a director who didn't want the villain to succeed.
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Bad Purchase posted:when you remember dr grant told you velociraptor cum is green GULP
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*Luring the T-Rex out with a sex arse* “He doesn’t want to be tugged; he wants to gently caress.”
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Justin Godscock posted:I can't even imagine being out in the safari collecting samples and just taking in a big load from a Brachiosaur. “That is one big pile of cum”
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Do we even know if dinosaurs had dicks? Because people keep saying dinosaurs are related to birds and birds don't have dicks.
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the little boy keeps opening the large book he brought with him and it's just drawings of nasty hardcore dinosaur loving
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Ducks have dicks I assume other birds too, you just don't hear as much about them
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ante posted:Ducks have dicks Now I'm picturing a t-rex with a scaled up gross monster dick like a duck's and it's horrifying.
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*Malcolm's multi hour tour observing hundreds of continuously masturbating dinosaurs* "When you gotta go, ya gotta go."
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Yaldabaoth posted:Do we even know if dinosaurs had dicks? Because people keep saying dinosaurs are related to birds and birds don't have dicks. They did in that one porn with the pterodactyls in it
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What the gently caress is this thread? All the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were girls, a select few underwent protogynous sex change for the purpose of breeding but we see only girls in the movie. All the on screen dinosaurs would be pleasuring their dinosaur vaginas. You absolute imbeciles. You utter fools.
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I don’t believe that the female orgasm is real, dinosaur or otherwise.
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"I don’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. I bring you here to protect me from these characters, and the only ones I’ve got on my side are the SA Goons."
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"No offence" "None taken." *continues masturbating*
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In jurassic park when the lady shoved her hand in the huge pile of it's poop the triceratops briefly became a tetraceratops
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Trixie Hardcore posted:What the gently caress is this thread? All the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were girls, a select few underwent protogynous sex change for the purpose of breeding but we see only girls in the movie. All the on screen dinosaurs would be pleasuring their dinosaur vaginas. You absolute imbeciles. You utter fools. Not in the books, which I've definitely read
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Replacing the ominous thud of approaching T-Rex footsteps with thunderous skin slaps and squishing noises
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