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Icochet posted:In jurassic park when the lady shoved her hand in the huge pile of it's poop the triceratops briefly became a tetraceratops More like tricerabottom gently caress that's a great name
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Trixie Hardcore posted:What the gently caress is this thread? All the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were girls, a select few underwent protogynous sex change for the purpose of breeding but we see only girls in the movie. All the on screen dinosaurs would be pleasuring their dinosaur vaginas. You absolute imbeciles. You utter fools. You're the fool imo, everyone knows dinosaurs are boys. Just like dogs are boys, and cats are girls. It's just science.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:T-rex arms too small to jerk it properly, idea is a non starter Maybe of u kept up with the newest science... 
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The Jeeps approach the gargantuan double doors, which part majestically TREX: Gahhh, doesn’t anyone knock?!!
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Pterodactyl getting off on the wind pressure upon his dick God drat, get out of my head! ROFL
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Trixie Hardcore posted:What the gently caress is this thread? All the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were girls, a select few underwent protogynous sex change for the purpose of breeding but we see only girls in the movie. All the on screen dinosaurs would be pleasuring their dinosaur vaginas. You absolute imbeciles. You utter fools. Would have been easy for the staff to know something was amiss if they'd just noticed the dino bobby-danglers dragging on the ground.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDKY4xSdtyk&t=112s start at 1minute 52seconds if you're bad at computers
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Yaldabaoth posted:Do we even know if dinosaurs had dicks? Because people keep saying dinosaurs are related to birds and birds don't have dicks. Maybe YOURS doesn't
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i would like for them to make realistic 'what dinosaurs actually sounded like' sounds when they bate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBoY_aEVj8
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Luvcow posted:"we may have figured out why they went extinct..."
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Hammond’s lawyer runs into the restrooms to hide, but finds every stall occupied by other dinosaurs pounding off Dennis Nedry later tries to hide from dinos in a porta-potty but is then crushed by a highly concentrated deposit of dino DNA
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Muldoon enters the raptor enclosure to find that they've ingeniously rerouted power from the electric fence to charge their Hitachi wands. "Clever girls.."
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Dr Grant getting up from the Jeep and taking his sunglasses off in amazement to gaze out upon a field of various dinos just rolling around schlicking and jacking it in ecstasy oblivious to the world around them as the JP theme swells
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Muldoon enters the raptor enclosure to find that they've ingeniously rerouted power from the electric fence to charge their Hitachi wands. And they're all lovingly gazing at that pic of a reclining Ian Malcom with his shirt open.
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Big Beef City posted:Dr Grant getting up from the Jeep and taking his sunglasses off in amazement to
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“Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the magic word!” (The magic word is “cum”)
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Muldoon and that clever raptor engaged in a mutual jo session in the heart of the steamy jungle.
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Luvcow posted:scientists stunned and puzzled by the repetitious behavior of the dinosaurs, particularly upset with the t-rex that keeps direct eye contact with the trainers as it pleasures itself. the marketing team in a frenzy trying to put a positive spin on the park as the opening day is once again pushed back. To avoid lawsuit, I suggest we name ours "Jerk-rear end-ic Park"
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ante posted:Deinonythickus The dreaded Penisuar!
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Bula Vinaka posted:i would like for them to make realistic 'what dinosaurs actually sounded like' sounds when they bate Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBoY_aEVj8&t=115s
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Dennis Nedry: Yo -- Dodgson! (waving him over) Lewis Dodgson: (sits at the table) You shouldn't use my name. Dennis Nedry: (calling out) Dodgson! Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! (at the lack of response) See? Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent? Lewis Dodgson: (puts a briefcase on the table, getting down to business) 750. On delivery, $50,000 more for each viable... sample. That's $1.5 million if you jack off all fifteen species on the island. Dennis Nedry: Oh, I'll get 'em all. Lewis Dodgson: Remember-- viable loads. They're no use to us if they're too small.
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Vim Fuego posted:Dennis Nedry: Yo -- Dodgson! (waving him over) 
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Fossilised evidence of the magnificent beasts the OP was talking about : https://youtu.be/KY5ArW3Ncfo
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Vim Fuego posted:Dennis Nedry: Yo -- Dodgson! (waving him over) I just watched JP last night, this is just 
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"You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? It was a Flea Circle Jerk. Really quite wonderful. We had flea dildos, and a pocket pus... fleshlight. And a pillow with a hole cut in it. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would say they could see the fleas. "Oh, I see the fleas, mummy! Can't you see the fleas?" Jacking fleas and jilling fleas and fleas on poppers... But with this place, I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real, something that they could see and touch. And smell.”
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mudskipp posted:Dino.. DNA!
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The dinosaurs in the Jurassic World movies are all jacking it because of the hot red head.
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