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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Jurassic park but all the dinosaurs do is masturbate
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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Yaldabaoth posted:

The dinosaurs in the Jurassic World movies are all jacking it because of the hot red head.

Ron Howard??

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? It was a Flea Circle Jerk. Really quite wonderful. We had flea dildos, and a pocket pus... fleshlight. And a pillow with a hole cut in it. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would say they could see the fleas. "Oh, I see the fleas, mummy! Can't you see the fleas?" Jacking fleas and jilling fleas and fleas on poppers... But with this place, I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real, something that they could see and touch. And smell.”
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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? It was a Flea Circle Jerk. Really quite wonderful. We had flea dildos, and a pocket pus... fleshlight. And a pillow with a hole cut in it. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would say they could see the fleas. "Oh, I see the fleas, mummy! Can't you see the fleas?" Jacking fleas and jilling fleas and fleas on poppers... But with this place, I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real, something that they could see and touch. And smell.”

Lol

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? It was a Flea Circle Jerk. Really quite wonderful. We had flea dildos, and a pocket pus... fleshlight. And a pillow with a hole cut in it. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would say they could see the fleas. "Oh, I see the fleas, mummy! Can't you see the fleas?" Jacking fleas and jilling fleas and fleas on poppers... But with this place, I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real, something that they could see and touch. And smell.”
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Gregoire
Feb 3, 2014
 Nedry got a facefull thats for sure.

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