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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Summer Transfers 2022
 
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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

sprotto posted:

are you trying to summon oliwan? because this is how you summon oliwan
*places tiny goalpost and ziptie in middle of pentagram* oil money, oil money ... OIL MONEY

* # ¿ May 25, 2022 20:35
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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
i'll always fondly remember the time we contract loopholed half the french national team and Pardew'd our way to 5th and Mike Ashley got mad at him

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2022 01:20
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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Jose posted:

This might help

https://twitter.com/ChronicleNUFC/status/1538069002580332544?t=kmJe5yx-UmLlPTn8kXBCoQ&s=19
Howe is on record somewhere saying there's no chance they pull in someone on 200+k/w or whatever because of the disruption it would bring to the dressing room etc. They're going about things in a depressingly rational way.

* # ¿ Jun 18, 2022 19:54
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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Sven Botman.
Lot of great sour grapes milanista chatter that kuluku getting the call up is the preferred move to botman anyway and we're buying a dud.

* # ¿ Jun 25, 2022 02:39
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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

greazeball posted:

They're probably being invited to make their counter offer in person at the local Saudi embassy and then losing their nerve when MBS shows up in a plastic raincoat
it's reverse-meta sportswashing by investing smartly but not lavishly, garnering respect from a few doubters who thought we'd replicate man city. just good tactics, gotta hand it to 'em [no dril tweet].

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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

sticksy posted:

Now I’m gonna be thinking about Dirtiest All-Time XI.

But of an untraditional 3-5-2 formation and apologies for no code tags but I had a go:
Ollie Kahn was supposed to have been a bit dirty, non?

* # ¿ Jul 2, 2022 00:40
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