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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


salah gets an even bigger dump truck of cash and liverpool get to keep their best player and presumably biggest merch mover. not sure who the loser is here it’s bacon terrorist lol

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


sassassin posted:

Does get wound up easily, though. Gets into fights, puts in blatant revenge tackles. Was the same at Ipswich.
we love a good mentalist at west ham though so this is grand

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


didn’t know you were in the market for a lefty

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


“guaranteed”

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


west ham’s record signing strikers is so bad - from five years ago

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In the seven years since David Sullivan and David Gold took charge, the club have signed 32 strikers who have managed 128 goals in 643 games
and since then we’ve had two wingers who we turned into good strikers

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


the sex ghost posted:

Wayne Hennessey's gone to forest to continue his nazi education
he can hang around warhammer world for a while

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


haven’t seen much of frenkie, is he actually worth all the hassle or are there gonna be some lols when he’s barely an upgrade on mctominay

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


it’s like when someone has too much debt so they just max out all their credit cards to do all the coke and hookers they can before shooting themselves

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


blue footed boobie posted:

I remember when United used to just sign the best English player in a position where they had a need, but this strategy of obsessing over one player who doesn’t want to go there and then flailing to buy mediocre players with attitude problems is way cooler.
i personally hope they don’t sign declan rice and continue to provide lols instead

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


issa diop to Fulham is a done deal

https://twitter.com/FulhamFC/status/1557411453275033601

diop was so good in his first half season with West Ham that mourinho had a little huff that man utd scouts didn’t find players that good. then he kinda turned to poo poo. hope he does well at the cottage!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


plenty of time for his knees to both explode before sunday

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Speaking of improving midfields, West Ham look to be finalizing a deal for Lucas Paqueta. Good bit of business seeing as Souceks form has died and there doesn’t seem to be much creativity atm

https://twitter.com/talksport/status/1563085834232143873?s=21&t=WEm6BX30Hausp_q4d5GhMQ
did soucek get long covid or something because he's been 2 yards off the pace for a couple of years now

this looks like a good signing

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


if jadon sancho can look like a bag of shite the minute he arrives at old trafford, antony certainly can as well

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Jippa posted:

I used to totally buy the story that scholes was this shy lad who was spared doing interviews when he was a player.
they just didn’t want him putting his foot in his mouth

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


:hellyeah:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


he’s good op

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


he’s not a statement signing but it’s a better option than trying to put the shambling corpse of james milner in central midfield

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


sticksy posted:

1) Andy Carroll
2) Babelcooter
3) Burrofax
4) Peter Odemwingie driving cross country to try to force through a move only for the transfer to not happen
5) Tevez and Mascherano to Wet Sham
6) Dildo in the ear
7) Robinho to Chelsea City
7) Woodward not meeting Fellaini’s release clause so had to pay like £5M more a month later
i always looked forward to the annual darren bent meltdown

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


anelka holding the West Brom shirt like someone just wiped their arse with it

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