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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
A. Look for someone who might also want to slip out for a couple of quick ones.

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

By popular demand posted:

>A
Leaving the dry bar behind you look to engage the parents of the Bride in conversation, and hopefully more.
The patriarch of the family is sitting by the tables, looking distinctly under the weather.
The Mother is currently busy talking up a gentleman hired you think to ensure the food is kosher.

Obvious actions are:

Attract the Mother with your wit (huh)
Butter up the Father like you stood to inherit something
Call up the Kosher Observer
Digest something while you wait for the situation to change
Exit to DOS
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B. Dear old Dad. Mention the pear juice and watch for his reaction.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

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Volmarias posted:

Bring the poor suffering guy some booze, c'mon. He was nice enough to share!

Also why the hell can't we just leave on our own? Can't we be paged for urgent surgery reasons?

Somebody was probably our ride. Would we have shown up to this boozeless carrotfest of our own volition?

Agreed on bringing the nice Dad a drink, though. Time to break out the old bootlegging skills.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Now the difficult part: finding a ride home.
Do we:

A) Actually try to find the teetotal vegetarian who brought us to this yawnfest.
B) Boldly strike out and take a car, any car.
C) Call for a cab.
D) Dun someone who we feel owes us a favor.
E) Enjoy our new life here as a kitchen worker at the vegan event space.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Rugikiki posted:

>enter FotB’s car, we know it has booze!

Having the keys, you set out in the bride's father's car. Mumsy will have to fend for herself. About a mile down the road, you realize that the bride's father has crawled into the back to sleep it off. You are in possession of a stolen car, booze, and the bride's father, who might not remember you when he comes to.

Do you:

A) Abandon the car in favor of another transportation mode?
B) Be cool, and head for the border?
C) Collide with something in panic?
D) Decide to wake Dad up, so he'll have a better chance to recognize you?
E) Eh, something else. I'm not good at this.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

By popular demand posted:

Hell yeah.

E: you're still around Gleebster?

You take it, bI had to sleep

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
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Respect don't cost nothing more than breath, and we got bigger fish to fry. Don Shellfish's time will come, just like the rest of them. Make with the honeyed words and get the answers we need.

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