By popular demand posted:

After posting some quick micro CYOAs at the Paradise Falls thread* while Diogenes was unavailable I received up to one (1) request to do something longer, which I still intend to do but I'll start with a couple quick ones


*https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3550307&userid=120436&perpage=40&pagenumber=42
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The offbeat wedding (survival horror)

The tedious mess of a wedding known as Katy and Dan's Special Non-Denominational All Vegan Fantasy Extravaganza just keeps going on and on: the food is bland, the drinks non-alchoholic and the constant readings from The Silmarillion would make Tolkien himself howl in anguish.

Obvious actions are:

Attempt small talk (who with?)
Burst into the dance floor
Consume foodstuffs
Dry (as in non-alchoholic) bar
Exit to DOS
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