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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bula Vinaka posted:

Those are funnel cakes made with potatoes. Looks good!

They're potatoes cut on a spiral-cutter (usually).

That being said, is there literally anything that Japan can't gently caress up in some weird-rear end way? Just cut up a goddamn french fry, Japan. Jesus.

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Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Soak those tatoes before you fry em.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Nice Guy Patron posted:

Soak those tatoes before you fry em.

Really get in there to grind out the dirt.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
5 guys cajun fries are probably the best available fast food french fry

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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sigher posted:

I don't trust anyone's opinion if they say that In-N-Out's fries are anything but trash.

They're pretty bad. You can order them well done so that they're crispy, buy meh. I'd rather just get another patty on my burg

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

500excf type r posted:

5 guys cajun fries are probably the best available fast food french fry

You like the big cut double fried. Choice.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Regarding in out fries:
You have to special order them to have them fully cooked?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

500excf type r posted:

5 guys cajun fries are probably the best available fast food french fry

I agree with this. I was also pretty pleasantly surprised with Wendy's fries the last time I had them, I guess they changed the recipe or the way they cook them specifically to make them crispier, and it's working.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

I want to try duck fat fries

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Traxis posted:

I want to try duck fat fries

Once you go down that route everything will taste the same and oil will down your gullet.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Big Beef City posted:

They're potatoes cut on a spiral-cutter (usually).

That being said, is there literally anything that Japan can't gently caress up in some weird-rear end way? Just cut up a goddamn french fry, Japan. Jesus.

Lmao, you contrarian dumbass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4A9xE2Nc5c

They're made with mashed potatoes, and they taste amazing

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Pro-tip, use popcorn toppers to spice up your fries



You haven't lived until you've had chile limon fries

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Wendy's fries suck now actually, HTH

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bogus Adventure posted:

Lmao, you contrarian dumbass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4A9xE2Nc5c

They're made with mashed potatoes, and they taste amazing

That's even dumber and now I'm even more irate.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Big Beef City posted:

That's even dumber and now I'm even more irate.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

A Fancy Hat posted:

I agree with this. I was also pretty pleasantly surprised with Wendy's fries the last time I had them, I guess they changed the recipe or the way they cook them specifically to make them crispier, and it's working.

Wendys is my #2 fast food french fry definitely

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
the alternative fast food french fry (ALT F4) combo would be taco bells nacho fries which arent bad

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

How the gently caress do you like steak fries more than curly or waffle

Has to be a troll post, voted 1

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Are hash browns fries? What about loose hash browns?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Mooey Cow posted:

Unlike actual fries, the evil concoction that Mcdonald's calls fries turns brown and soggy within minutes. I know of no other place where this happens to their fries. Some fries are even fine when cold, but McD fries turn into wet floppy sour garbage poo poo. What the hell kind of hellhole do you live in that those are the best there is

Who waits to eat Micky D's fries? You'd have to be an absolute president not to serve/eat those fries immediately.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Outrail posted:

Are hash browns fries? What about loose hash browns?

are jojo's fries? if so I have a new nomination for #1

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I like it when my McDonald's fries are limp and brown.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Wendigee posted:

I like it when my McDonald's fries are limp and brown.

Make tasty when frying down.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
wow op your list is actually in reverse order, sorry about your life you dumb idiot

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Do you all remember in the early 2000's, when every quasi-fancy restaurant would serve hand cut fries in a little pile, covered in truffle oil, Parmesan cheese and parsley? Do people still do that, or is it a forgotten artifact of the Bobby Flay era?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
For a place that's supposed to be an upmarket burger place Shake Shack has some god-awful fries.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Nobody loves french fries more than the Plus Sized Elf and she's always eating the McDonald's ones so I'm thinking OP is probably correct.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

500excf type r posted:

are jojo's fries? if so I have a new nomination for #1

"Weee OOO weee OOO" music from Kill Bill begins to play as my eyes widen

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

S Tier: Whichever french fry is in front of me right now

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Outrail posted:

Who waits to eat Micky D's fries? You'd have to be an absolute president not to serve/eat those fries immediately.

Back in those days I ate the burger first, but then when I was done the fries had always already committed suicide. Can't recommend the burgers either, they made my farts smell like cadavers.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Let me clue you all in to the one weird trick McDonalds doesn’t want you to know:

The reason they don’t close the bag when they give it to you is so that they trapped steam doesn’t make the fries limp and soggy. Don’t close the bag.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Mooey Cow posted:

Back in those days I ate the burger first, but then when I was done the fries had always already committed suicide. Can't recommend the burgers either, they made my farts smell like cadavers.

It makes sense when you think about all the dead flesh youre consuming

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Let me clue you all in to the one weird trick McDonalds doesn’t want you to know:

The reason they don’t close the bag when they give it to you is so that they trapped steam doesn’t make the fries limp and soggy. Don’t close the bag.

Why would McDonald's not want me to know this?

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

tater tots: they are fries

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


in Montana they call tater tots gems

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


I pity those who don't have a Potato Corner

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
mayo as a fry condiment is not only acceptable but actually very good


BICTHC

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Anyone ever have Andy Capps fries?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Onions on your lap, because it was the time of the day.

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Anyone ever have Andy Capps fries?

Hot fries kick rear end

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