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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Grimey Drawer

I'm in a hotel at night, what should I do?

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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BigBadSteve posted:

With your username, you should drink alcoholically until you're dead.

I tried too in my 20s and all I got was a stomach that can't handle booze anymore and a "where did my 20s go?" memory.

e: I'm too lazy to shave but I buzz my neck, I wash my face with hand soap and water, and I'm wearing my slave uniform. I did add a pocket watch to the look which is fun to fiddle with and some men give it compliments. Why is your username familiar Elentor, have ye held sway over me in the past?

Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 10:20 on May 28, 2022

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Sitting Here posted:

are you a night auditor, you poor fool???

I am indeed I print stuff, I punch numbers, I do up the breakfast room, I sit on my phone, and I check a few folks in and out.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Valko, you and Rime should fight on one for the future of wind energy.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Some racist guy that does the high wire scaffolding poo poo on the turbines and buildings and poo poo. He posted an AMA about wind energy and stuff a while back and said they're built and put together like poo poo and break constantly, costing a poo poo ton of money. It sounded pretty bleak. Anyway here I am making more coffee

Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 09:14 on May 29, 2022

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Tastes like burning

Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 09:14 on May 29, 2022

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Sitting Here posted:

i unironically want a night auditor photo journal

that said your images aren't [timg]'d so it's funny scrolling down endless hotel guy face

Looks fine on my phone but okay, I made them small for you. No one should have to scroll down my face unless they want to.

There's a lot of drunk people stumbling through my lobby tonight, musta been a wedding. Cops brought in one lady with some dogs.

Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 09:27 on May 29, 2022

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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I took this job in January after my gf told me to get off my depressed stoned rear end. 2 of my coworkers have caught covid since I started. I wear a mask around the public and so far I've been okay. Our mask restrictions ended in like March or something so it's been stressful. My town had those stupid anti-mask rallies and I flipped them off every time I had to drive past them.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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I'm spooderman and I'm on a day off. I'm hell wasted and fell in the sink a little taking this.

I'm roasting chick peas in the oven, gonna eat em like popcorn. Yum!

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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knuthgrush posted:

Lookin' sharp, spoodey! That's a killer shirt.

Like canned chickpeas? What kinda seasoning?

Thanks. Yep, I drained and rinsed the beans from the tin, then laid them out on a tray and patted them dry with paper towel. Then I laid them on tinfoil over a baking sheet, drizzled them with oil, then sprinkled Tony Chacherie's Cajun seasoning on them. Into the oven at 425 for 30 mins or until crispy.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Whybird posted:


I took on morning feeding duties for my housemate's cats and now this cutie keeps snuggling me whenever I lie down.

The cat has claimed you, you live there now.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Is very cool haircut and aesthetic, well done.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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I got bored and gave myself a haircut. I think it was a mistake:


Lol Jk I'm gorgeous

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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I'm a big fuzzy man peach

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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My girlfriend and I have like a dozen instruments between us and we definitely don't play enough. Everyone is always tired. So tired.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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In 20 minutes I will be 35. Wow.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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No she clearly stated she was a dog turd

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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When do you start filming Deadpool 3?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Especially dog rules

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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What does that mean?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Valko, I used my Mom's credit card to buy an account when I was 16. I had been lurking since 14. I've been a part of here for longer than I have been not.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Oh how mysterious

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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What if I feel hot all the time?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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You pretty

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Sounds exhausting, I can ruin my knees at work instead.

I bought some hiking poles because I'm old now, they're pretty nifty.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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So did you go to the SoCal school for beautiful people or something?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Mumpy I will get out of this bathtub to stop you from making GBS threads up the nice thread for cool people. I will God dammit.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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He's an ork boy

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Aesop Poprock posted:

Lol I'm barely familiar with Warhammer 40k but I still get this

I have no interest in the game, but when dozens and dozens of authors have been writing many books about a fictional universe, I was intrigued. https://open.spotify.com/show/0Zh85wnxMsZktUBVuKtFE6?si=qoqoYBgiRCGflUY0cexI5Q&utm_source=copy-link

I like this guy, he does readings of the books and lore and he had a fantastic voice, it's great for putting on while I'm working on something. He has a YouTube as well.

Pardon my outburst, I just like this. Also I just cut myself shaving and spoiled my looks for a photo tonight :(

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Yeah that is the worst thing I've heard in the lore and is pretty out there. Mostly it's just cool space battles and stuff mixed in with the terrible reality of living there.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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The stories from the ork point of view are the most fun. The one short story about a pov of an imperial guardsman experiencing his planet being invaded by the Tyranids (the zerg but worse) might be one of the darkest things I've ever read. It disturbed me.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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I am sorry you are sick, I hope you have fun drugs to distract from the blur.

I like Sid's photos, I keep expecting Skweezy Jibbs to be hanging out with him.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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You folks gotta preserve yourselves. I pickled myself in my 20s and now I'm smoking myself in my 30s.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Hippie music festivals are great, convenient drugs and hugs everywhere.

Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Jun 18, 2022

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Scrolling through pictures, check out this sweet beard I can grow.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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I look neither like Ted K nor like the infamous police sketch, who is wearing aviators and a thin moustache. What was the avatar you received before mods removed it? Was it an invitation to be quiet?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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That's unfortunate, I do not like seeing animals hurt. :(

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Okay I'm just not going to post pics if you're going to be mean.

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Everyone is very nice :)

Penny is innocent of the charges laid against him* and I will hear no more besmirching of his* good name. Free Penny.

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