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MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
Almost 20 children got slaughtered by a mass shooter today

A week ago some 4channer nazi rear end in a top hat murdered a dozen black people in a supermarket

I didn’t see a thread for the mass shooter problem here in demon cracker country so here’s one

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T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
https://twitter.com/TheAmandaGorman/status/1529218037974732800
Powerful.
VVVthanks!

T-Paine has issued a correction as of 01:21 on May 25, 2022

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i like your substack t-paine

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

14 is closer to 10 than it is to 20.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Calibanibal posted:

14 is closer to 10 than it is to 20.

https://twitter.com/GabeRamirez/status/1529239791471951873?t=FkAH4QprQkJ6s8O0zQpTJQ&s=19

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Calibanibal posted:

14 is closer to 10 than it is to 20.

Looks like the OP needs to head back to school

Well drat, now this joke is in bad taste and wrong

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I dont trust state senator Roland Gutierrez.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
when the nation is big, if it is addicted to war, the nation will eventually collapse

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

the only thing more american than mass shooters is mass hooters op

QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

amanda gorman has shown a mirror to all of american society, and frankly? I’m not sure we like what we see

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

MLSM posted:

Almost 20 children got slaughtered by a mass shooter today

A week ago some 4channer nazi rear end in a top hat murdered a dozen black people in a supermarket

I didn’t see a thread for the mass shooter problem here in demon cracker country so here’s one

I’m sorry, I thought you would have some interesting data to share, like perhaps the number of shootings has exceeded the number of McDonalds restaurant. Instead, this. Rated 1.

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1514972430573441024

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
now?

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1529255082914725888?s=20&t=YztDegd2mtFeWDp78_iotQ

will the US ban body armor

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


*Dril "No" tweet goes here*

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️
How dare you question the sacredness of endemicity

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Amanda Gorman poetry
This horrible thing happened.
I must make a poem.
My poetry will turn mountains into mole hills.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


I Remember Sailor! :smugdon:

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



Jfc America

Ur country is sick

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Communist Thoughts posted:

Jfc America

Ur country is sick

somebody call the doctor!

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Why didn't the school children have guns and body armour?

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Why didn't the school children have guns and body armour?

the available stockpiles were sent to Ukraine

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

Communist Thoughts posted:

Jfc America

Ur country is sick

infringing on the American right to shoot up schools is an attack on our cultural heritage

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

What the gently caress is the point of the police again?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Lawlicaust posted:

What the gently caress is the point of the police again?

Additional MIC-laundering vehicle and protect the wealthy's property, OP.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1529234787579355136?s=21&t=ayLWAE0aFoIMV2riGuJqnA

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1529244593123991553?s=21&t=ayLWAE0aFoIMV2riGuJqnA

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


What a fragile, egg-shaped mind.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Lawlicaust posted:

What the gently caress is the point of the police again?

it’s not to protect kids and there is explicitly no duty to protect; this was clarified after sandy hook. read theory to find out why.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

you gotta get all the attention you possibly can to shootings absolutely ASAP because there's only a 2-3 days window max before something way more heinous happens and everyone forgets about it

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Thinking about how this could have been me and my students and smiling serenely

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

empty whippet box posted:

you gotta get all the attention you possibly can to shootings absolutely ASAP because there's only a 2-3 days window max before something way more heinous happens and everyone forgets about it

Chamale posted:

This data has to be calculated, because it's not like the CDC wants people to be able to put the data in perspective. The study that says 1 in 120 miles is driven by a drunk driver is from 1993. In 2019, there were 3.26 trillion miles driven, so that's 27 billion drunk miles. In 2019, 10,142 people died in drunk-driving-related accidents, so the death rate is about 1 per 27 million miles driven (not necessarily in children - but let's assume that most drunk drivers drive alone).

The US has had 7.9 million covid cases in children, with 802 deaths - a death rate of 1 in 10,000. MicroCovid estimates that a fully vaccinated child eating in a restaurant has a 1.2% chance of catching covid from that event, and thus a 1 in 800,000 chance of dying from that trip. Therefore, taking a fully vaccinated child to a restaurant is the danger equivalent of driving 34 miles with that child in the car.

I think a lot of people would divorce their partner for endangering the kid by driving drunk, but talking about the covid risk from a restaurant is a fringe viewpoint.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
how many American children did covid-19 lockdowns save from gun violence?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

at the Buffalo shooting there was an armed security guard who shot the guy but he was wearing body armour so it didn't work and instead the security guard was shot and killed and the killer survived to surrender to police

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

nothing that causes death can or will ever be mitigated any more than it is now in the USA ever again, best to get used to that asap imo

Dasar
Apr 30, 2022

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Disaffected youth need Marxism in their lives to give them purpose and vision.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

how many American children did covid-19 lockdowns save from gun violence?

what lockdowns lmao

(school closures doubtlessly ACTUALLY saved lives)

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

how many American children did covid-19 lockdowns save from gun violence?

Do you want to count the suicides that the stress from school itself seems to have caused, and school closures thus prevented?

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


They came first for the children, and I did not speak up because I was not a child

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

post COVID posted:

They came first for the children, and I did not speak up because I was not a child

https://twitter.com/Westsidechicop/status/1529174075582578689?s=20&t=YztDegd2mtFeWDp78_iotQ

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Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

“this is the most important vote of your life”
-dems, probably

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