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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1529185460819578881

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Griz
May 21, 2001


https://twitter.com/NeeNeinNyetNo/status/1529220708601151491

Dasar
Apr 30, 2022

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lmao cops literally do nothing

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Wrong. Cops commit crimes

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1529262487090110464?s=20&t=YztDegd2mtFeWDp78_iotQ

a border patrol agent killed the shooter

Dasar
Apr 30, 2022

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

those men are heroes

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Wow we should fund them more! And get BP agents in every school. That'll nip this in the butt

papersack
Jul 27, 2003


thanks for the update Sarge

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

empty whippet box posted:

Wrong. Cops commit crimes

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

:holymoley:

Kicked Throat
Apr 12, 2005
have the citizen app ping all responsible gun owners in the area when poo poo is going down. also every teacher has a bodycam that all taxpayers can access to make sure no grooming is happening while scanning the horizon for shooters.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Yossarian-22 posted:

the only thing more american than mass shooters is mass hooters op

Lola Ferrari was french op

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000


One Billion School Shooters

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
:stare:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1529448677374312448?s=20&t=0JADxeeGNy27P2PTsm6RkA

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

this happening every year for 20 years now has yet to manifest in anyone doing something so I'm not sure what benny is so concerned about

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1529283083639394306?s=20&t=0JADxeeGNy27P2PTsm6RkA

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Amanda Gorman poetry
This horrible thing happened.
I must make a poem.
My poetry will turn mountains into mole hills.

you don’t know how it felt to be in the womb but it must have been at least a little warmer than this.

you don’t know how intimately they’re recording your every move on closed-circuit cameras until you see your face reflected back at you through through the pulp.

you don’t know how to stop picking at your fingers.

you don’t know how little you’ve been paying attention until you look down at your legs again.

you don’t know how many times you can say you’re coming until they just stop believing you.

you don’t know how orgasmic the act of taking in a lungful of oxygen is until they hold your head under the water.

you don’t know how many vietnamese soft rolls to order.

you don’t know how convinced your parents were that having children would be, absolutely, without question, the correct thing to do.

you don’t know how precious your iphone battery time was until you’re hiding in the bottom of the boat.

you don’t know how to get away from your loving parents.

you don’t know how it’s possible to feel total compassion in one moment and total disconnection in the next moment.

you don’t know how things could change so incredibly fast.

you don’t know how to make something, but the instructions are on the internet.

you don’t know how to make sense of this massive parade.

you don’t know how to believe anyone anymore.

you don’t know how to tell the girl in the chair next to you that you’ve been peeking at her dissertation draft and there’s a grammatical typo in the actual file name.

you don’t know how to explain yourself.

you don’t want two percent but it’s all they have.

you don’t know how claustrophobic your house is until you can’t leave it.

you don’t know why you let that guy go without shooting him dead and stuffing him in some bushes between cambridge and watertown.

you don’t know where your friends went.

you don’t know how to dance but you give it a shot anyway.

you don’t know how your life managed to move twenty six miles forward and twenty eight miles back.

you don’t know how to pay your debts.

you don’t know how to separate from this partnership to escape and finally breathe.

you don’t know how come people run their goddamn knees into the ground anyway.

you don’t know how to measure the value of the twenty dollar bill clutched in your hurting hand.

you don’t know how you walked into this trap so obliviously.

you don’t know how to adjust the rearview mirror.

you don’t know how to mourn your dead brother.

you don’t know how to drive this car.

you don’t know the way to new york.

you don’t know the way to new york.

you don’t know the way to new york.

you don’t know the way to new york.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1529456604294389760?s=20&t=SvvbIJk9TlBBbVj7GR3qmw

The US will definitely ban body armor now

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


I think that's a bullshit excuse ICE is using to gather DNA data on families they want to tear apart

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004


You act as if any positive political change would ever happen to gun control/"personal safety"

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005


https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1529472618167943169

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

can't ban body armor when it's almost exclusively used by the fash and right wing cosplayers

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

so did he have plates in or what. Doesn't that count as ballistic armour?

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

no, he was wearing an empty plate carrier and the coward cops couldn't stop him entering an elementary school

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
yeah it was as protective as your average fishing vest or sweatshirt

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.


STANDING HERE

I REALIZE

YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Retromancer posted:


STANDING HERE

I REALIZE

YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

nah, cops need to be running away and hiding in that gif

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

RandomBlue posted:

nah, cops need to be running away and hiding in that gif

The cops exchanged fire with him and only when they missed badly (because cops can't shoot for poo poo unless their target is prone and handcuffed) did they decide that he was wearing a personal force field and ran away.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1529467101076934656?s=20&t=R6RQDsLCAXtjbq7w-SOgIw

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

Toph Bei Fong posted:

you don’t know how it felt to be in the womb but it must have been at least a little warmer than this.

you don’t know how intimately they’re recording your every move on closed-circuit cameras until you see your face reflected back at you through through the pulp.

you don’t know how to stop picking at your fingers.

you don’t know how little you’ve been paying attention until you look down at your legs again.

you don’t know how many times you can say you’re coming until they just stop believing you.

you don’t know how orgasmic the act of taking in a lungful of oxygen is until they hold your head under the water.

you don’t know how many vietnamese soft rolls to order.

you don’t know how convinced your parents were that having children would be, absolutely, without question, the correct thing to do.

you don’t know how precious your iphone battery time was until you’re hiding in the bottom of the boat.

you don’t know how to get away from your loving parents.

you don’t know how it’s possible to feel total compassion in one moment and total disconnection in the next moment.

you don’t know how things could change so incredibly fast.

you don’t know how to make something, but the instructions are on the internet.

you don’t know how to make sense of this massive parade.

you don’t know how to believe anyone anymore.

you don’t know how to tell the girl in the chair next to you that you’ve been peeking at her dissertation draft and there’s a grammatical typo in the actual file name.

you don’t know how to explain yourself.

you don’t want two percent but it’s all they have.

you don’t know how claustrophobic your house is until you can’t leave it.

you don’t know why you let that guy go without shooting him dead and stuffing him in some bushes between cambridge and watertown.

you don’t know where your friends went.

you don’t know how to dance but you give it a shot anyway.

you don’t know how your life managed to move twenty six miles forward and twenty eight miles back.

you don’t know how to pay your debts.

you don’t know how to separate from this partnership to escape and finally breathe.

you don’t know how come people run their goddamn knees into the ground anyway.

you don’t know how to measure the value of the twenty dollar bill clutched in your hurting hand.

you don’t know how you walked into this trap so obliviously.

you don’t know how to adjust the rearview mirror.

you don’t know how to mourn your dead brother.

you don’t know how to drive this car.

you don’t know the way to new york.

you don’t know the way to new york.

you don’t know the way to new york.

you don’t know the way to new york.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Killer Mike can gently caress off. Abolition.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001


their front page right now

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ben shapiro walks the noble 8fold path

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Nonsense posted:

Killer Mike can gently caress off. Abolition.

well if he didn't have guns he'd just be called Mike

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!
https://twitter.com/SLCLunk/status/1529335435478020097

guess we just need to fund the police even harder

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
nothing, pretend or otherwise

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Lawlicaust posted:

What the gently caress is the point of the police again?

To guard rich peoples property and kill minorities

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
My parents asked about the shooting at the dinner table. I responded with "yeah. Eh' and a shrug to get it into with them.

They asked me "Why I'm like that."
I asked them "Why they are sad."

They said because they as parents feel for their parents.

Then they said a lot about hope, that you have to hope that it doesn't happen.

The funny part was they turned on their "Parents mode" where it was like they were talking to me about going to school.
"We know you are tired."


I kept saying,"nothing has changed. There is going to be another one."
And it's just a thing on TV.

"But you have have to hope."

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
why do I have to be hopeful. gently caress that lol

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

That's nice that you had dindin with peepaw and meemaw

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