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Buck Turgidson posted:Guy that schedules meeting just to talk about video games. I'm here for it 
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Achmed Jones posted:guy who spends the whole meeting messaging everyone he knows at work to see if they got laid off guy that shows up to a regularly scheduled meeting on their calendar 30 seconds too early and wonders for a split second if the empty room indicates he’s been laid off 
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Jan 12, 2024 11:47
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posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised
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Jan 12, 2024 12:03
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jesus lol
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Jan 12, 2024 14:24
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no, jesus wep
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Jan 12, 2024 14:28
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised 
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Jan 12, 2024 14:41
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised
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Jan 12, 2024 15:47
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Buck Turgidson posted:Guy that schedules meeting just to talk about video games. I'm here for it i'm not this guy but i am the guy that commandeers other meetings to talk about video games
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Jan 15, 2024 10:35
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised lol
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Jan 15, 2024 10:50
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised fuckin amazing lol. what a champ
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Jan 15, 2024 11:07
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised 
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Jan 15, 2024 11:56
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised living the dream
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Jan 15, 2024 16:53
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised
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Jan 20, 2024 03:34
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absolute king poo poo
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Jan 20, 2024 03:34
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised business version of the old guy who shot the landlord and died before he was sentenced
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Jan 20, 2024 03:46
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:absolute king poo poo *Space marine dreadnought voice* Even in death, I still reach out to connect
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Jan 23, 2024 13:47
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised lol wtf
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Jan 30, 2024 22:05
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speaking off we found out our new hire quit after her being missing for a week, and my team lead reaching out
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Jan 31, 2024 17:17
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AnimeIsTrash posted:speaking off we found out our new hire quit after her being missing for a week, and my team lead reaching out good for her
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Jan 31, 2024 18:33
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:good for her right? guy who takes loud sips of coffee before speaking at a meeting
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Jan 31, 2024 19:28
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person who loudly narrates their journey in unmuting themselves despite clearly being unmuted at its outset
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Jan 31, 2024 19:30
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guy that joins the all hands camera on, from the car, with only the glow of their phone dimly caressing those stupefied orbs, and abruptly shows up right next to the CEO's camera feed
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Jan 31, 2024 19:33
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i don't know why the camera is such a mystery to people
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Jan 31, 2024 20:16
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what camera
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Jan 31, 2024 20:30
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Armitag3 posted:guy that joins the all hands camera on, from the car, with only the glow of their phone dimly caressing those stupefied orbs, and abruptly shows up right next to the CEO's camera feed idk if its a webex system thing but they always show up first in the little whos speaking bar
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Jan 31, 2024 20:44
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colleague whose kids start a full on row that we all get to hear because she's in airpods from home and hasn't muted, lol
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Feb 1, 2024 01:29
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digital inserted background image that drops out occasionally and reveals horrific piles of trash and dirty laundry covering the table behind the presenter
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Feb 1, 2024 01:32
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fresh_cheese posted:digital inserted background image that drops out occasionally and reveals horrific piles of trash and dirty laundry covering the table behind the presenter oh hello you've worked with my reportee when they forget to set blur on
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Feb 1, 2024 01:34
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an image you can smell
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Feb 1, 2024 01:35
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lady who has mysteriously been “unable to get her camera to work” for the last several weeks not hating; I respect it
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Feb 1, 2024 01:36
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i stopped giving a poo poo about the sleeping bags, pile of laptops, and 3d printer on the table behind me. idgaf anymore. i may turn it into a game and start adding random stuff every now and then so folks can play i spy with the crap on my project table while i ramble about whatever.
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Feb 1, 2024 01:39
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people of a certain age who refuse to use a headset and just bellow at their laptop mic and complain about echo.
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Feb 1, 2024 02:36
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:people of a certain age who refuse to use a headset and just bellow at their laptop mic and complain about echo. this describes most people at my company. although macbooks are pretty good at eliminating echo/feedback after the first few seconds i'm one of very few dorks who uses a headset, but i'm usually wearing it for music listening purposes anyway
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Feb 1, 2024 03:17
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:people of a certain age who refuse to use a headset lol if you think i'm spending a dime of my money on that poo poo
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Feb 1, 2024 05:15
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graph posted:lol if you think i'm spending a dime of my money on that poo poo i just asked the helpdesk for a headset and they gave me one, try that
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Feb 1, 2024 05:51
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Captain Foo posted:i just asked the helpdesk for a headset and they gave me one, try that rolf
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Feb 1, 2024 05:54
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:people of a certain age who refuse to use a headset and just bellow at their laptop mic and complain about echo. About 10 years ago I worked at a company with a young guy that did this. Every loving meeting we were in, he'd never mute himself and I guess echo canceling tech wasn't what it is today... we'd keep asking him to mute when he wasn't speaking because we'd get constant echo and feedback. He was a scrum master too so sitting around in meetings was basically his job
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Feb 1, 2024 06:37
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whoa, you dared question the wisdom of the Scrum Master? brother it's a miracle you lived to tell the tale
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Feb 1, 2024 07:49
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ADINSX posted:About 10 years ago I worked at a company with a young guy that did this. Every loving meeting we were in, he'd never mute himself and I guess echo canceling tech wasn't what it is today... we'd keep asking him to mute when he wasn't speaking because we'd get constant echo and feedback. that was a flex
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ADINSX posted:About 10 years ago I worked at a company with a young guy that did this. Every loving meeting we were in, he'd never mute himself and I guess echo canceling tech wasn't what it is today... we'd keep asking him to mute when he wasn't speaking because we'd get constant echo and feedback.
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