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Oh, it's some Snakes on a Plane poo poo. you sweet summer zoomers have your fun 
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Gatto Grigio posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS MORBIUS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORBS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MORBIUS. I DO EVERY MORB AND I DO EVERY MORB HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN A DOCTOR WHO OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY MORB’D THE WORLDS MOST GOTHIC VAMPIRE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORBING 
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May 27, 2022 04:07
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morbius is my favorite dc comics character
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May 27, 2022 04:51
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Mighty Morbin Michael Morbius: The Movie It's Morbin time!
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May 27, 2022 04:59
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Computer, design a dress that can be made with the excess canvas from a Dickies factory.
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May 27, 2022 05:02
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When does Blade join the party? Kinda wanna see Wesley Snipes slice and dice Jared Leto...
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May 27, 2022 05:04
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some muthafuckas just gotta Morb uphill…
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May 27, 2022 05:58
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My So Called (Eternal) Life
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May 27, 2022 06:19
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i am morbin so hard right now
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May 27, 2022 06:21
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Gatto Grigio posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS MORBIUS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORBS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MORBIUS. I DO EVERY MORB AND I DO EVERY MORB HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN A DOCTOR WHO OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY MORB’D THE WORLDS MOST GOTHIC VAMPIRE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORBing AND THEN I MORB
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May 27, 2022 06:21
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Lord Frankenstyle posted:Oops, looks like somebody else accidentally booked a room at the Four Seasons Bogus Adventure posted:Computer, design a dress that can be made with the excess canvas from a Dickies factory. lol. Kudos, to both, take my upMORB
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May 27, 2022 06:42
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/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3640996/Screen_Shot_2015-04-24_at_6.00.14_PM.0.png) But replace “damaged” with “moribund”
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May 27, 2022 06:56
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FAVORITE MOVIE: MORBIUS FAVORITE SUPERHERO: MORBIUS FAVORITE DRACULA: MORBIUS
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May 27, 2022 06:58
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Brother Tadger posted:
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May 27, 2022 07:03
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MORBIN OUT
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May 27, 2022 07:26
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Morb
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May 27, 2022 07:26
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May 27, 2022 07:40
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May 27, 2022 07:45
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If you take the elevator to the 3rd floor of the Geisel Library at UCSD, you can press the 4th floor button twice. This stops the elevator, giving you a chance to whisper a secret password. Those who lustily hiss "Leto" will see the door open to a secret hallway. The hallway, painted in black, ends at a blood-red door. Opening the door will reveal a shrine to our greatest hero: Michael Morbius.    
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May 27, 2022 08:02
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I remember a plot where vampires wanted Morbius' vampire making machine to make more vampires. Bruh, just keep biting people! It's been working perfectly fine so far and I'm sure the natural home grown vamps are superior to some store-bought vampire poo poo like Morbius.
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May 27, 2022 08:08
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Woke up. Morbed.
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May 27, 2022 08:31
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Haven’t seen the movie yet?
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May 27, 2022 08:57
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OP is clearly in crisis my fellow goons. Please be respectful, vote 1 and move on. Mods will be in here to clean up thiOH poo poo IM BEING BITTEN BY A loving VAMPIRE ON MY NECK HELP now hes telling me he's actually 50 years old but he looks like hes in his mid 20s, story checks out
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May 27, 2022 09:09
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Was the bats supernatural? Why did he get superpowers like flight and fog, did the test mouse also get powers? I dont remember much else
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May 27, 2022 10:21
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No wait i remember the limp to no limp scene that felt like 15 minutes
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May 27, 2022 10:24
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"his caaane is still here hmmm mmmm yes its still there my vamp eyes got cane vision so i can see its still there, didnt he need that hmmmm yes is he gonna come back for it? Hello? You left your cane! Hmm Heyy hold up!?!"
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May 27, 2022 10:27
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Pretty good movie tho
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May 27, 2022 10:27
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In da cartoon is steals a vial of Spiderman blood and is doing an experiment on it with a magic science beam. A bat flies in through a window in the dangerous science lab, samples some of the spiderblood and gets shined by the science beam, then bites Morbs in the hand because gently caress you. Then he gets spider powers only it's bat powers because He got the hand things because they couldn't show a dude biting people in the neck and drinking their blood in a cartoon. They did show the water people evaporating and dying in agony several times though so -shrug- Oh and he craved "plasma" and not blood because they couldn't say that he craved blood and wanted to drink it. All the guns were laser guns because guns are bad. e: this is all from memory from a 90s cartoon. I can't remember what I had for dinner tonight. Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 10:34 on May 27, 2022 |
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May 27, 2022 10:48
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I cried when he said "Its time for one final Morb" before the Dr. Who danceoff in the bat cave
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May 27, 2022 11:41
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Does ol' Bathead have the hand suckers in the movie? It's the only interesting thing about him. Do you guys think he has suckers on his dick as well?
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Morbius is 17th on Rotten Tomatoes' Worst SuperHero Movies Of All Time list. https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/worst-superhero-movies/ Coincidentally, it has a 17% critics' approval rating there (i.e., rotten as gently caress).
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May 27, 2022 12:28
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good morbing
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May 27, 2022 12:47
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Gooood morbiuuus Marvel universeeh
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May 27, 2022 12:53
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They see me morbin' They hatin'...
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May 27, 2022 12:57
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please do not morb in public
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May 27, 2022 13:02
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Lol
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Lol part 2
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May 27, 2022 13:09
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Do your morbs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a doctor vampire soldier? Do your morbs hang low?
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Archer666 posted:I cried when he said "Its time for one final Morb" before the Dr. Who danceoff in the bat cave 
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