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Squatty Potty sent to every household and homeless person. When you're pooping right, nothing is wrong with you. Cures cancer.
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Has anyone suggested creating a forum for mass shooters so it doesn't spill out into the rest of the
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May 31, 2022 17:52
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Mass Shooter high. Where kids go to be the best. Problem will resolve itself.. 
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May 31, 2022 17:55
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Mr_JCE/status/1531625547104673794 Shot kids get neat coffins that the remaining children will enjoy. School shooters get buried in a scrotum coffin with a plaque that says "This is not a micropenis of honor, no highly esteemed dead are commemorated here"
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May 31, 2022 18:59
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old beast lunatic posted:Premium streaming porn subscriptions for everyone with a dick over the age of 15 Would be easier to just castrate them so they don't start getting the impulse to become an alpha male by murdering everyone around them.
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May 31, 2022 19:00
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There's been only, like, one, girl shooter in the history of mass shootings so the answer is staring us all in the face. Ban boys.
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May 31, 2022 19:20
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Ban abortion so we break even on kids
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May 31, 2022 19:37
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Rename the USA to have the same name of a country that doesn’t have mass shootings. There’s a lot so we can just keep changing the name when the count gets too high again
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May 31, 2022 19:45
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Underwater schools rendering guns useless. Your welcome 
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May 31, 2022 19:54
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What about nanobots?
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May 31, 2022 20:07
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make all school lunches vegan so the kids will be too anemic to lift an assault rifle
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May 31, 2022 20:11
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Install bulletproof glass on the magic school bus
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May 31, 2022 20:38
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Wait, I got it TikTok, all the kids are into it ...That's all I got Wait, maybe... maybe the police make a dance video? Maybe they tell you not to shoot children
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May 31, 2022 20:39
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make every video game character who gets shot scream "WHY MAMA WHY!!?" before gurgling to death while staring directly through the screen with shocked, desperate eyes.
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May 31, 2022 20:43
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AntifaSupersoldier posted:Underwater schools rendering guns useless. Your welcome You liberals are always like "under the sea! under the sea!". It's not gonna happen
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May 31, 2022 21:13
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old beast lunatic posted:make every video game character who gets shot scream "WHY MAMA WHY!!?" before gurgling to death while staring directly through the screen with shocked, desperate eyes. Every kill gets an obituary text you have to read into the mic before you're allowed to continue.
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May 31, 2022 22:01
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Set bears loose in schools to hunt down anyone with a gun
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May 31, 2022 22:04
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We need to shut down white men until we figure out what the hell is going on
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May 31, 2022 22:57
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looks like the war on mass shootings was a failure if you ban them people will continue to break the law and put police in danger the clear answer is decriminalization
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Jun 1, 2022 02:32
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have a gameshow to find the #1 school shooter: prosepctive shooters from around the nation compete in a series of trials culminating in a battle royale
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Jun 1, 2022 02:35
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Arm all the school children and staff with knives and katanas and make sure no rooms are greater than 20 feet in length or width so they can easily dispatch any shooter.
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Give all guns to Jim and Dwight for ultimate prank
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Jun 1, 2022 02:44
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do all classes in garrys mod so everyone can shoot AND learn
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Not much scholasticism for the middle ages and its period of proliferation of longbows, but don't think the villagers went on to do a lot of mass shooting all the while maintaining a respectable level of hunting in the woods, so
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make the school out of magnets
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Jun 1, 2022 03:58
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Change your locale to anywhere but The United States of America. Literally anywhere else.
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Jun 1, 2022 06:51
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Make hide and seek part of the core curriculum.
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lol that despite all of the school shootings america is still the greatest country in the world.
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School shootings are just pockets of surplus greatness erupting
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Methanar posted:lol that despite all of the school shootings america is still the greatest country in the world. europe is far greater country, despite the war
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Jun 1, 2022 07:51
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There's a free market opportunity here. Parents can pool money together to create a fund. Our app will connect these parents with local shooters and pay them to not shoot... or maybe to shoot something else. Parents may need to pay more during surge pricing.
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Jun 1, 2022 09:02
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When a school shooter is present all the children should swarm them, cling onto them, and wiggle until they cause thee shooter to suffer fatal heat stroke.
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Jun 1, 2022 10:40
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Lamebot posted:When a school shooter is present all the children should swarm them, cling onto them, and wiggle until they cause thee shooter to suffer fatal heat stroke. All that means is that Josh Duggar will attempt to shoot up a school when he gets out in 12 years.
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Jun 1, 2022 12:19
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Devalue human life enough so that it feels like there are fewer shootings. 
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Jun 1, 2022 12:30
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Find a genie and wish that all the shootings from now on, any shootings, are shittings instead
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Jun 1, 2022 12:38
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Allow military and law enforcement recruitment events In elementary schools so angry kids learn there are acceptable outlets for the violence pent up inside them when they're old enough
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Jun 1, 2022 12:44
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The Alchemist posted:We need to shut down white men until we figure out what the hell is going on This except all children and schools. And by 'what's going on' I mean leave them closed forever and don't allow children in any public setting ever again so that they stop taunting me and screaming about how fat and stupid I am
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Make it so all civilians can only buy rubber bullets, and only police and military can buy regular bullets. That way, only those who work with the police/military could go on a mass killing rampage.
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