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We paid a retard 10k to dispense them to southern racists. Doesn't make sense but its our culture. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 29, 2022 04:36
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i was just down at the shops and saw a sign for hot dogs at one of the food joints. how did i resist the siren song of the hot dog? now, reading this poo poo thread i want the hot dog i didn't get.
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May 29, 2022 04:53
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I went to Costco today and didn't buy a hotdog. I have failed the thread and myself. 
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May 29, 2022 04:56
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I went to Costco today and didn't buy a hotdog. I have failed the thread and myself. Shameful
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May 29, 2022 04:57
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I went to Costco today and didn't buy a hotdog. I have failed the thread and myself. oh dear. i'm sorry sir we're going to have to take your costco hotdog enthusiast card now.
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May 29, 2022 04:59
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I like only high quality hot dog that adhere to special rules I piss my pants if these rules aren't followed every time.
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May 29, 2022 05:00
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hot dogs are the most competitive of foods, designed for hardcore professional eaters
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May 29, 2022 05:15
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I like a good potato bread bun with my hotdog sorry if that offends ive just been a potato bread bun fan from way back
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May 29, 2022 05:17
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Hotdogs are very sleek, streamlined, and aerodynamic A champion's food
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May 29, 2022 05:18
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hot dogs are the prog rock of food
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May 29, 2022 05:34
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Wet meat > dry meat
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May 29, 2022 05:35
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Publix has BOTH Nathan's and Hebrew National on BOGO this week.
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May 29, 2022 05:45
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Also some weak Oscar Mayer ones I think.
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May 29, 2022 05:46
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The only good ones are Ball Park Franks. I remember when Michael Jordan did ads for them.
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May 29, 2022 05:52
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I think it is mostly a retro thing, people are like "lol, let's eat a 'hot dog,' that's so seventies." Pretty sure they had them in the Brady Bunch episode where Greg starts calling his dad "dude," that's where this started from.
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May 29, 2022 05:52
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:I think it is mostly a retro thing, people are like "lol, let's eat a 'hot dog,' that's so seventies." Pretty sure they had them in the Brady Bunch episode where Greg starts calling his dad "dude," that's where this started from. It started even earlier than that. The Hot Dog Fad began in France in 1929 when René Magritte created the famous La saucisse casquée (The Helmeted Sausage - pictured below) which incised the Baron of Sausage, Duke Von Sausage and lead to the Sausage Wars which nearly wiped France off the map in 1931. Before every last living Sausage was eliminated the French citizen was encouraged to "bite the helmet off", that is to bite the head off of sausages. I have n o idea how it made it to America 
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May 29, 2022 05:58
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OP you are nice and soothing pastel but this is turd level posting.
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May 29, 2022 06:13
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What's not to get op? You stick them in your butt
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May 29, 2022 06:16
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But this was a delusion.
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May 29, 2022 06:18
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You put them in your butt to warm them up. Can’t warm up a chicken sandwich in your butt, reckon. 
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May 29, 2022 06:23
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AcidCat posted:OP you are nice and soothing pastel but this is turd level posting. If I pull the classic "I was only pretending to be bad at posting" card can I get a free pass just this once?
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May 29, 2022 06:25
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:we already have Beef Jerky Sticks and they were just fine, we don't need wet versions of the same thing
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May 29, 2022 06:28
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:If I pull the classic "I was only pretending to be bad at posting" card can I get a free pass just this once? Well not now.
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May 29, 2022 06:31
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:If I pull the classic "I was only pretending to be bad at posting" card can I get a free pass just this once? You radiate good vibes, so your pass is in order. Think on your actions and proceed with careful thought in future.
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May 29, 2022 06:34
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Devils Affricate posted:Jerky sticks are just cheap, desiccated facsimiles of hot dogs, OP. One should be asking why we have jerky sticks, not the other way around. Jerky sticks should be asking why we are around???
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May 29, 2022 06:36
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:If I pull the classic "I was only pretending to be bad at posting" card can I get a free pass just this once? Its aot cooler to just actually be bad at posting, take it from a fucjing pro 
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May 29, 2022 07:00
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Good! More for me!
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May 29, 2022 09:13
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Aesop Poprock posted:You can't eat Beef jerky sticks as a meal you nutbag yes you can
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May 29, 2022 09:46
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:we already have Beef Jerky Sticks and they were just fine, we don't need wet versions of the same thing
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May 29, 2022 10:58
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Hotdogs canonically have squeaky voices.
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May 29, 2022 11:51
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Every hot dog eaten was a chance to have the superior sausage, a bratwurst, that was missed But ffs if you have to eat a hot dog for some reason at least get some goddamn browning going on like a grill or skillet or something so you're not just horking down a bland tube of mashed lips and assholes
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May 29, 2022 11:54
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I steamed some white bread and put more microwave dags on em with mayo and sriracha, melted some American cheese on em. Pretty good!
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May 29, 2022 12:14
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the costco dog is so good it's SINFUL! 😈
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May 29, 2022 12:38
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:the costco dog is so good it's SINFUL! 😈 miss the polish dog a lot tbqh, why'd it have to plum give out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QX57aIDbDU
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May 29, 2022 12:39
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You were not put on this earth to "get" hot dogs.
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May 29, 2022 13:37
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Red snappers are the best hot dogs I am prepared to die on this hill but I won't because God is on my side
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May 29, 2022 14:21
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Treecko posted:They're good just eat em
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May 29, 2022 14:22
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Slow grilled all beef weiners with spicy kimchi and toasted buns are next level delicious
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May 29, 2022 14:36
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I'm pretty sure you are suppose to cram them into your rear end.
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