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I like to call Hebrew Nationals “heebie-natz” as a term of familiarity. I don’t think it sounds like a slur, I think it sounds like I’m giving credit where it’s due, which is to the Hebrew National company, makers of the heebie-natz we all adore and would give our lives to preserve. Seriously they’re the best, they answer to a higher authority, a voice actor implied to be god in their commercials.
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:05 |
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When Americans say hot dog do they mean any sausage served on a long roll or is it specifically mystery meat wrapped in a rubbery red tube (which has been my experience for every single hotdog I've ever eaten)? Do hotdogs just suck here?
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:19 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:When Americans say hot dog do they mean any sausage served on a long roll or is it specifically mystery meat wrapped in a rubbery red tube (which has been my experience for every single hotdog I've ever eaten)? Do hotdogs just suck here? Dude you ate one of the red ones? Gross! Edit: it means meat ground into a slurry and served as a pre-cooked sausage. Steamed. They steam them. The red ones are a Chicago trick, they’re supposed to be meat slurry colored everywhere else. Did they also tell you you had to eat a giant salad on them? Chicago trickery! Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 01:23 on May 30, 2022 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:When Americans say hot dog do they mean any sausage served on a long roll or is it specifically mystery meat wrapped in a rubbery red tube (which has been my experience for every single hotdog I've ever eaten)? Do hotdogs just suck here? there's no mystery, they are made of lips and assholes
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:26 |
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Luvcow posted:there's no mystery, they are made of lips and assholes Lips and assholes is good eating.
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:28 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Lips and assholes is good eating.
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:29 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:When Americans say hot dog do they mean any sausage served on a long roll or is it specifically mystery meat wrapped in a rubbery red tube (which has been my experience for every single hotdog I've ever eaten)? Do hotdogs just suck here? Hot dogs have a specific roll made for them in America that is specifically made to fit them in a way that makes sense. Australians just eat them in white bread and I will never understand it
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:29 |
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Cold Cats
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:40 |
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Hot dog rolls come in a pack of 6 Hot dogs come in packs of 8 So sometimes you need to be creative with the extra hot dogs. Examples include:
Do not feed hot dogs to canines. The filler could contain onions, which are toxic. Also, they're high in fats and salts.
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:40 |
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sb hermit posted:Hot dog rolls come in a pack of 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0A-DeOYOJ0 Steve is that you
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:43 |
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Thot Hogs
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:44 |
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sb hermit posted:Hot dog rolls come in a pack of 6 Yeah they’ve both always been sold in packs of 8 where I live. Indiana is apparently a permanent test market for new products so I don’t doubt it’s different from where you live.
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:45 |
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Another Bill posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0A-DeOYOJ0 Nigmaetcetera posted:Yeah they’ve both always been sold in packs of 8 where I live. Indiana is apparently a permanent test market for new products so I don’t doubt it’s different from where you live. To be honest, I got the joke from animaniacs but it's true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNGH6JtNU3k
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:52 |
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dont eat the pink ones
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# ? May 30, 2022 01:54 |
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sb hermit posted:Hot dog rolls come in a pack of 6 If hot dogs could be cut into coins I'd cut them all into Kennedy half dollarsand be rich. I don't think you can pay for anything with hot dog coins.
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# ? May 30, 2022 02:06 |
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Also please consider investing in #HotDogCoin
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# ? May 30, 2022 02:07 |
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I had a really vivid memory of really bright red hot dogs from McDonald's in the late 90s but I guess that wasn't a thing so now I don't know what I'm remembering
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# ? May 30, 2022 02:10 |
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Eye-talian sausages got nothing on these 100% beefers
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# ? May 30, 2022 02:10 |
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Another Bill posted:
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# ? May 30, 2022 02:14 |
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I don't "get" em enough!!
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# ? May 30, 2022 02:22 |
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Another Bill posted:
Wana stick these things in my mouth.
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# ? May 30, 2022 04:17 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I like to call Hebrew Nationals “heebie-natz” as a term of familiarity. I don’t think it sounds like a slur, I think it sounds like I’m giving credit where it’s due, which is to the Hebrew National company, makers of the heebie-natz we all adore and would give our lives to preserve. Seriously they’re the best, they answer to a higher authority, a voice actor implied to be god in their commercials. Hey as a Jewish person i'd appreciate it if you didn't try to develop new slurs for me and mine thx in advance
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# ? May 30, 2022 05:23 |
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This thread has made me realize that while I do get hotdogs, I don't like them
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# ? May 30, 2022 05:24 |
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sudonim posted:Hey as a Jewish person i'd appreciate it if you didn't try to develop new slurs for me and mine thx in advance You come up with a better term of endearment for Hebrew Nationals then. You’ve taken it upon yourself and it is now your job. It was mine but you delegated it to yourself. Oh god I can’t help myself I’m gonna deep throat like 30 of them I can’t think of anything but hotdog meat
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# ? May 30, 2022 05:35 |
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Another Bill posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0A-DeOYOJ0 He bought 3 packs of 12 buns ripping out 4 in each for a total of 24 buns, so why didn’t he just buy 2 packs of 12 without needing to rip out any?
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# ? May 30, 2022 05:36 |
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What's to get? You squeeze that dog.
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# ? May 30, 2022 06:03 |
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AcidCat posted:OP you are nice and soothing pastel but this is turd level posting. oh yeah like gbs needs less random rear end poo poo like this and more megathreads
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# ? May 30, 2022 06:09 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You come up with a better term of endearment for Hebrew Nationals then. You’ve taken it upon yourself and it is now your job. It was mine but you delegated it to yourself. Oh god I can’t help myself I’m gonna deep throat like 30 of them I can’t think of anything but hotdog meat I changed my mind, I was completely wrong.
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# ? May 30, 2022 06:11 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You come up with a better term of endearment for Hebrew Nationals then. You’ve taken it upon yourself and it is now your job. It was mine but you delegated it to yourself. Oh god I can’t help myself I’m gonna deep throat like 30 of them I can’t think of anything but hotdog meat How about IDFs: Incredible Dogs & Frankfurters
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# ? May 30, 2022 06:17 |
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oh you just put them in your mouth and bite down hth
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# ? May 30, 2022 06:18 |
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i like talking about hot dogs it's ok to talk about them.
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# ? May 30, 2022 07:04 |
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Another Bill posted:How about IDFs: Incredible Dogs & Frankfurters You shouldn’t call them anything too catchy or funny, because next thing you know there’s an entry about “IDFs (sausages, slur)” on adl.org, and it’s your fault then.
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# ? May 30, 2022 07:22 |
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Sophy Wackles posted:He bought 3 packs of 12 buns ripping out 4 in each for a total of 24 buns, so why didn’t he just buy 2 packs of 12 without needing to rip out any? You must be fun at parties.
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# ? May 30, 2022 07:24 |
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They cause cancer, don't eat them OP
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# ? May 30, 2022 07:27 |
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Fozzy The Bear posted:They cause cancer, don't eat them OP Everything causes cancer. Enjoy life. Don't worry.
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# ? May 30, 2022 07:28 |
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Fozzy The Bear posted:They cause cancer, don't eat them OP They contain nitrites, which cause cancer. However, the bacteria endogenous to your gut produce way, way, way more nitrites, regardless of your diet. Everything is killing you.
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# ? May 30, 2022 07:32 |
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used to be able to get two heebie natz for a nickel
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# ? May 30, 2022 12:04 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I read this thread and decided to get some dogs today. relish the color of kryptonite? Check. Proper dogs goonsire
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# ? May 30, 2022 12:14 |
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You haven't "gotten" your hotdogs yet? But you asked for them like two days ago!
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# ? May 30, 2022 12:24 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I read this thread and decided to get some dogs today. Hell yeah, Chicago style. Love biting into a rock hard pickle while the dog punches through the other side of the bun and falls out.
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