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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I like to call Hebrew Nationals “heebie-natz” as a term of familiarity. I don’t think it sounds like a slur, I think it sounds like I’m giving credit where it’s due, which is to the Hebrew National company, makers of the heebie-natz we all adore and would give our lives to preserve. Seriously they’re the best, they answer to a higher authority, a voice actor implied to be god in their commercials.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
When Americans say hot dog do they mean any sausage served on a long roll or is it specifically mystery meat wrapped in a rubbery red tube (which has been my experience for every single hotdog I've ever eaten)? Do hotdogs just suck here?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Funky See Funky Do posted:

When Americans say hot dog do they mean any sausage served on a long roll or is it specifically mystery meat wrapped in a rubbery red tube (which has been my experience for every single hotdog I've ever eaten)? Do hotdogs just suck here?

Dude you ate one of the red ones? Gross!

Edit: it means meat ground into a slurry and served as a pre-cooked sausage. Steamed. They steam them. The red ones are a Chicago trick, they’re supposed to be meat slurry colored everywhere else. Did they also tell you you had to eat a giant salad on them? Chicago trickery!

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 01:23 on May 30, 2022

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Funky See Funky Do posted:

When Americans say hot dog do they mean any sausage served on a long roll or is it specifically mystery meat wrapped in a rubbery red tube (which has been my experience for every single hotdog I've ever eaten)? Do hotdogs just suck here?

there's no mystery, they are made of lips and assholes

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Luvcow posted:

there's no mystery, they are made of lips and assholes

Lips and assholes is good eating.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Lips and assholes is good eating.

:hai::hf::hai:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Funky See Funky Do posted:

When Americans say hot dog do they mean any sausage served on a long roll or is it specifically mystery meat wrapped in a rubbery red tube (which has been my experience for every single hotdog I've ever eaten)? Do hotdogs just suck here?

Hot dogs have a specific roll made for them in America that is specifically made to fit them in a way that makes sense. Australians just eat them in white bread and I will never understand it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cold Cats

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Hot dog rolls come in a pack of 6

Hot dogs come in packs of 8

So sometimes you need to be creative with the extra hot dogs. Examples include:

  • sniff hot dogs to see if you have covid
  • pigs in a blanket
  • cut into coins and use as pizza toppings
  • cut into coins and use as a protein in kimchi stew (aka kimchi jigae)

Do not feed hot dogs to canines. The filler could contain onions, which are toxic. Also, they're high in fats and salts.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

sb hermit posted:

Hot dog rolls come in a pack of 6

Hot dogs come in packs of 8

So sometimes you need to be creative with the extra hot dogs. Examples include:

  • sniff hot dogs to see if you have covid
  • pigs in a blanket
  • cut into coins and use as pizza toppings
  • cut into coins and use as a protein in kimchi stew (aka kimchi jigae)

Do not feed hot dogs to canines. The filler could contain onions, which are toxic. Also, they're high in fats and salts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0A-DeOYOJ0

Steve is that you

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Thot Hogs

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

sb hermit posted:

Hot dog rolls come in a pack of 6

Hot dogs come in packs of 8

So sometimes you need to be creative with the extra hot dogs. Examples include:

  • sniff hot dogs to see if you have covid
  • pigs in a blanket
  • cut into coins and use as pizza toppings
  • cut into coins and use as a protein in kimchi stew (aka kimchi jigae)

Do not feed hot dogs to canines. The filler could contain onions, which are toxic. Also, they're high in fats and salts.

Yeah they’ve both always been sold in packs of 8 where I live. Indiana is apparently a permanent test market for new products so I don’t doubt it’s different from where you live.

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016







Nigmaetcetera posted:

Yeah they’ve both always been sold in packs of 8 where I live. Indiana is apparently a permanent test market for new products so I don’t doubt it’s different from where you live.

To be honest, I got the joke from animaniacs but it's true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNGH6JtNU3k

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

dont eat the pink ones

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

sb hermit posted:

Hot dog rolls come in a pack of 6

Hot dogs come in packs of 8

So sometimes you need to be creative with the extra hot dogs. Examples include:

  • sniff hot dogs to see if you have covid
  • pigs in a blanket
  • cut into coins and use as pizza toppings
  • cut into coins and use as a protein in kimchi stew (aka kimchi jigae)

Do not feed hot dogs to canines. The filler could contain onions, which are toxic. Also, they're high in fats and salts.

If hot dogs could be cut into coins I'd cut them all into Kennedy half dollarsand be rich. I don't think you can pay for anything with hot dog coins.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Also please consider investing in #HotDogCoin

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I had a really vivid memory of really bright red hot dogs from McDonald's in the late 90s but I guess that wasn't a thing so now I don't know what I'm remembering

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave



Eye-talian sausages got nothing on these 100% beefers

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Another Bill posted:



Eye-talian sausages got nothing on these 100% beefers

:love:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I don't "get" em enough!!

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Another Bill posted:



Eye-talian sausages got nothing on these 100% beefers

Wana stick these things in my mouth.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I like to call Hebrew Nationals “heebie-natz” as a term of familiarity. I don’t think it sounds like a slur, I think it sounds like I’m giving credit where it’s due, which is to the Hebrew National company, makers of the heebie-natz we all adore and would give our lives to preserve. Seriously they’re the best, they answer to a higher authority, a voice actor implied to be god in their commercials.

Hey as a Jewish person i'd appreciate it if you didn't try to develop new slurs for me and mine thx in advance

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
This thread has made me realize that while I do get hotdogs, I don't like them

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

sudonim posted:

Hey as a Jewish person i'd appreciate it if you didn't try to develop new slurs for me and mine thx in advance

You come up with a better term of endearment for Hebrew Nationals then. You’ve taken it upon yourself and it is now your job. It was mine but you delegated it to yourself. Oh god I can’t help myself I’m gonna deep throat like 30 of them I can’t think of anything but hotdog meat

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






He bought 3 packs of 12 buns ripping out 4 in each for a total of 24 buns, so why didn’t he just buy 2 packs of 12 without needing to rip out any?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

What's to get? You squeeze that dog.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

AcidCat posted:

OP you are nice and soothing pastel but this is turd level posting.

oh yeah like gbs needs less random rear end poo poo like this and more megathreads :rolleyes:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

You come up with a better term of endearment for Hebrew Nationals then. You’ve taken it upon yourself and it is now your job. It was mine but you delegated it to yourself. Oh god I can’t help myself I’m gonna deep throat like 30 of them I can’t think of anything but hotdog meat

I changed my mind, I was completely wrong.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Nigmaetcetera posted:

You come up with a better term of endearment for Hebrew Nationals then. You’ve taken it upon yourself and it is now your job. It was mine but you delegated it to yourself. Oh god I can’t help myself I’m gonna deep throat like 30 of them I can’t think of anything but hotdog meat

How about IDFs: Incredible Dogs & Frankfurters

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
oh you just put them in your mouth and bite down hth

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

i like talking about hot dogs it's ok to talk about them.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Another Bill posted:

How about IDFs: Incredible Dogs & Frankfurters

You shouldn’t call them anything too catchy or funny, because next thing you know there’s an entry about “IDFs (sausages, slur)” on adl.org, and it’s your fault then.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Sophy Wackles posted:

He bought 3 packs of 12 buns ripping out 4 in each for a total of 24 buns, so why didn’t he just buy 2 packs of 12 without needing to rip out any?

You must be fun at parties.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
They cause cancer, don't eat them OP

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Fozzy The Bear posted:

They cause cancer, don't eat them OP

Everything causes cancer. Enjoy life. Don't worry.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Fozzy The Bear posted:

They cause cancer, don't eat them OP

They contain nitrites, which cause cancer. However, the bacteria endogenous to your gut produce way, way, way more nitrites, regardless of your diet. Everything is killing you.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
used to be able to get two heebie natz for a nickel

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I read this thread and decided to get some dogs today.



:getin:

relish the color of kryptonite? Check. Proper dogs goonsire

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
You haven't "gotten" your hotdogs yet? But you asked for them like two days ago!

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I read this thread and decided to get some dogs today.



:getin:

Hell yeah, Chicago style. Love biting into a rock hard pickle while the dog punches through the other side of the bun and falls out.

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