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You heard about this? Apparently if you're at a Swedish person's house at dinnertime they'll just leave you in another room and go eat by themselves. Now I'm the first to say that it takes all kinds, different strokes and all that, but let's face it. That's crazy! It's criminal! Time to take those fuckers down a peg. Post your best Swedish roasts here! |
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If you have a neighbor's starving child in your attic...you might just be a Swede! If your dining room has glass walls so your guests can watch you eat...you might just be a Swede! If you think the most important meal of the day is Get The Hell Out Of My House....you might just be....a Swede! If "dinner and a movie" is code for "a movie...." *audience all together*...you might just be a Swede! |
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May 31, 2022 17:01
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*the entire nation of finland nervously wipes their brows and pulls at the neck of their shirts, as one*
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May 31, 2022 17:54
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swedes like to be watched when they, uh,...you know, uh, uh,....go ask your mother about this.
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May 31, 2022 18:05
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i went to a swedish person's house in sweden and they gave me spaghetti with tomato ketchup on it. apparently that's a thing
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May 31, 2022 18:22
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If your last name is Rutabaga, you might be a Swede. |
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May 31, 2022 18:36
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it’s 5 o clock, put on your swede shoes and hit the bricks |
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May 31, 2022 18:41
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We don't have any food here in sweden |
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May 31, 2022 18:48
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If Rodney Dangerfield was Swedish, he might have said the following things: I tell ya, I don't get no respect. When it was time for dinner, my wife had her boyfriend eat with us instead of waiting in the bedroom! I don't get no respect. I woke up this morning, I asked my daughter, what's for breakfast? She said sardines and toast, but it's just for the family. No respect! |
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May 31, 2022 19:02
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i tried surströmming in sweden and i enjoyed it. it's very VERY VERY stonky fish in a can that has kinda gone bad
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May 31, 2022 19:13
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Doing my own version of tha one Jack Black movie but my variations are "Sweded" by replacing all the emotional scenes with instructions on how to preserve fish |
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May 31, 2022 19:38
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Dr. Honked posted:i went to a swedish person's house in sweden and they gave me spaghetti with tomato ketchup on it. apparently that's a thing they do this in norway/finland as well. burn it all down |
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May 31, 2022 20:28
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Dr. Honked posted:i tried surströmming in sweden and i enjoyed it. it's very VERY VERY stonky fish in a can that has kinda gone bad i think surströmming is a crime in germany e: it is! |
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May 31, 2022 20:29
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Dr. Honked posted:i went to a swedish person's house in sweden and they gave me spaghetti with tomato ketchup on it. apparently that's a thing Nosfereefer posted:they do this in norway/finland as well. burn it all down  Why would anyone do such a hideous thing to innocent pasta??!!?
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May 31, 2022 20:39
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Swedish Jesus has the Last Supper all by himself. |
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May 31, 2022 20:55
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bad guy posted:Swedish Jesus has the Last Supper all by himself. Miracle of the five loaves and two Swedish fishes |
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May 31, 2022 20:58
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the swedish cut of chocolat is just 2 hours of a woman stuffing her face with candy in front of sad townsfolk
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May 31, 2022 21:04
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guess y’all can’t come over to my place 
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May 31, 2022 21:09
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teen witch posted:guess y’all can’t come over to my place i wasn't hungry anyways
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May 31, 2022 21:22
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xcheopis posted:
That's how you are supposed to eat pasta 
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May 31, 2022 21:23
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Heather Papps posted:i wasn't hungry anyways f-f-ffine! I don’t need friends anyway [awkwardly dumps 5L of kalops]
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May 31, 2022 21:26
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xcheopis posted:
imagine a land where rotten fish is the only source of flavour. then imagine that land got heinz ketchup |
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May 31, 2022 21:29
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teen witch posted:f-f-ffine! I don’t need friends anyway my canadian politeness instincts have backfired. AGAIN.
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May 31, 2022 21:50
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Nosfereefer posted:imagine a land where rotten fish is the only source of flavour. then imagine that land got heinz ketchup instämmer helt och hållet! Felix, duh 
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May 31, 2022 22:00
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Heather Papps posted:the swedish cut of chocolat is just 2 hours of a woman stuffing her face with candy in front of sad townsfolk |
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May 31, 2022 22:58
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teen witch posted:guess y’all can’t come over to my place If you were swedish, we could come over but you wouldn't feed us |
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May 31, 2022 22:59
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Jarry: So...? How did the date go. Eläine: Not. Good. Not good. I said it was time for dinner and.. Jarry: And? Eläine: He stayed! Krömer: On the first date? Eläine: On the first date! Jarry: Dinner on the first date? Göran: A dinner date? What did you do? Eläine: What could I do? I gave him dinner. Jarry: Well? How was it? Eläine: I kind of liked it, actually... |
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May 31, 2022 23:01
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bad guy posted:If you were swedish, we could come over but you wouldn't feed us I have terrible news for you
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May 31, 2022 23:06
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I mean, if they're having rotten fish and ketchup spaghetti, I probably don't want to eat over. |
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May 31, 2022 23:34
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This is always why I have a slim jim in my pocket, OP. Then I won't seem like I'm trying to horn in on thier chow all the time like a dick. I'll happily sit in the sitting room and consume my tubed meat, rhank you, OP.
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 1, 2022 03:41
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Literally A Person posted:This is always why I have a slim jim in my pocket, OP. Then I won't seem like I'm trying to horn in on thier chow all the time like a dick. I'll happily sit in the sitting room and consume my tubed meat, rhank you, OP. is that a slim jim in your pocket, and are you visiting the swedish?
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Jun 1, 2022 04:21
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biosterous posted:is that a slim jim in your pocket, and are you visiting the swedish? God, the last time I heard that come on I woke up in a purple leotard on an MTA bus. https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 1, 2022 05:12
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Swedish Phish
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Jun 1, 2022 05:50
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Pahilla the Hun posted:Swedish Phish They ask you to wait in the bedroom and then they go play a set in the living room and don't give you a ticket. |
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Jun 1, 2022 14:42
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bad guy posted:Swedish Jesus has the Last Supper all by himself. |
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Jun 1, 2022 15:22
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fact about sweden: swedes eat their food from tubes, like astronauts |
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Jun 1, 2022 15:25
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Nosfereefer posted:fact about sweden: Making your guests wait in the airlock while you eat your tube food |
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Jun 1, 2022 15:29
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bad guy posted:Swedish Jesus has the Last Supper all by himself. The apostle Judas knocks on Swedish Jesus' door. "just a minute!" comes a muffled reply. Minutes pass. "Jesus, it's me Judas. Peter is with us, and Paul, Simon, Thomas... You got our RSVP right?" "Yes! Just a moment, I'm *sounds of chewing* I'm just getting things ready". Judas is about to try the door handle when it opens. Swedish Jesus appears, crumbs in his beard, chewing, empty cup of wine in hand, wine stains on his lips. "come in, come in! You're just in time!" Judas looks over Swedish Jesus's shoulder and sees the remains of a place setting for one, an empty plate with only crumbs. Judas's stomach rumbles. He looks at Swedish Jesus, fuming "You know who caters their parties? The loving Romans." and he turns on his heel and storms off. "What? What? Judas! Oh come on! Oh well, come on in boys, grab a seat and help yourselves to, well there isn't any food, sorry, but grab a seat." |
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Finger Prince posted:The apostle Judas knocks on Swedish Jesus' door. "just a minute!" comes a muffled reply. Minutes pass. "Jesus, it's me Judas. Peter is with us, and Paul, Simon, Thomas... You got our RSVP right?" |
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swedish jesus would expect his disciples to bring their own wine |
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