[TRUM] I am the fucking President. Take me to the Capitol now.

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worst thing about june This poll is closed.
that god drat terrible glass animals song that	41	11.05%
only 30 days in which to trumo	75	20.22%
too hot	90	24.26%
amerikkka still exists	165	44.47%
Total:	243 votes

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DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

tacodaemon posted:

the football player who starts shooting dudes in the opening is played by Billy Blanks, later known as the Tae Bo guy

he was also Jason Storm in the wild-as-gently caress scifi martial arts movie TC2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuR0kuOkow0

# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 05:11

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 21:14

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mdemone posted:

I've seen this 1000 times and I still wince. Kaitlin really sold that one -- surely the car door was a fake and the sound is dubbed?

quote:

Yes. Yes, she did. "That was my head," Olson confirms.

"They had a stunt double there, and I was like, 'Yeah, but you're going to watch [me] all the way out and then [the double] throw her body.' I think that's part of the acting. I don't want someone else to do it for me. So, yeah, I needed to see a chiropractor many times afterwards, but whatever, it worked out."

# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 20:45

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gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1532493903470817280

this is funny for a lot of reasons of course but i think the best one is yet another horrible thing happening to the rays, gods least favorite child

# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 23:58

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i used to pay attention to the Beautiful Game in the late nineties and early aughts and i just assume bad things kept happening to them well after they changed their name to avoid creditors

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 00:01

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WrasslorMonkey posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 04:03

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FizFashizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/kthomasdc/status/1532740765880827904?s=21&t=NuxKuYuNra2HVcprzour0A

hahaha

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 16:24

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AxGrap posted:

Earbuds don't stay in for me either, I have some kind of more evolved ear than the average consumer

i have that issue too so I almost exclusively use earhooks when i'm out and about - i got a set of tranya t40 on discount for 20ish dollars, and while not the pinnacle of audiophile technology they sound totally fine, run for 8+ hours, have mirrored physical controls on each ear and stay attached to my skull without maintenance

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 18:37

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Mustached Demon posted:

hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXi0V-s_FqM

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 00:19

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Plinkey posted:

like an australian pack of cigarettes

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 01:56

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robot roll call posted:

https://twitter.com/Luiz_Fernando_J/status/1533114322192420864?s=20&t=xHCM8POUBcztR1RfVOClQg
morbin time is OVER

hahaha i loving knew this would happen

napkin math says that's $85/theater on average, or like between six and eight people

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 19:28

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tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/LouisStaples/status/1533004090178928642

thrown out for demanding ice-cold slaw, a slab of onion and something called the "big stack"

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 20:38

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hell yeah the neighbors cat stopped by to get petted :pcgaming:

# ¿ Jun 5, 2022 04:18

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its raining so the neighbors cat came back over and yelled in the window until i let her in to dry off :3:

# ¿ Jun 5, 2022 05:00

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BAE OF PIGS posted:

https://twitter.com/buckadeath/status/1533870307299233793?t=ci4I6R_2f3d4qd5oBIcHeg&s=19

for the last time im not starting a webcam

# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 00:29

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day crew comes home after a hard days posting :patriot:

https://i.imgur.com/W9F9zDW.mp4

# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 04:13

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WrasslorMonkey posted:

We should do the same for Gigli! I'm gonna Gigli! It's Gigli time! Gettin Gigli with it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCQEs4uXbSc

# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 04:31

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tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/asswarfare/status/1534204352163893248

im the dude honking at the explosion

# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 01:18

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tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/loscharlos/status/1534053206853947393

dumb worrywart parents: are you sure you know what youre doing because to the untrained eye it looks like youre making our sick daughter play hide-and-seek with glados

me, a very real doctor: if youre really that concerned you can check my accredited medical certifications over on the wall

my medical certifications:

# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 06:53

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when polled nationwide, a majority of children stated their top three most soothing images are 3. jim carrey's gums and tongue 2. tommy lee jones (disfigured) 1. eye contact from val kilmer

# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 06:59

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goth smoking cloves posted:

loving finally, beef jerky that gets you high

and here i thought nobody was reading my letters to the editor

# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 23:41

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ram dass in hell posted:

That's ALF, shnorkles is the dog turds guy

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 04:47

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there was tons of cool prestige scifi movies in the sixties and seventies but none of them made anyone rich beyond belief so :shrug:

# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 06:26

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Man Musk posted:

omg we ain't even over the hump of 2022 it's going to be a poo poo show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-q3bEuBUuU

# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 06:59

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https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1534217828949278721

# ¿ Jun 11, 2022 03:35

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https://i.imgur.com/ZKw0j69.mp4

# ¿ Jun 11, 2022 05:54

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tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/gavreilly/status/1535498919307878401

# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 00:35

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Red Baron posted:

I see arf is taking his probe well, keeping up the epic trolls

Someone apparently ran on stage and shouted "guns are hecka cringe, epic fail" shortly after a moment of silence for victims of gun violence at the March For Our Lives rally.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 00:44

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VideoKid posted:

remember when steroids made trump bisexual?

the boxing event where he reacted with genuine confusion every time the more muscled fighter lost and kept complaining about how the boxers arent as engorged / geared out as they used to be in the eighties?

# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 01:03

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RealityWarCriminal posted:

the suicide deaths were likely linked to CTE but a lot died from enlarged hearts due to chronic steroid use

regarding professional wrestlers, the show We Hate Movies once said something to the effect of "don't go looking them up on wikipedia because everyone that made your childhood special is dead"

# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 01:21

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BAE OF PIGS posted:

Lmao
https://twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1533565882580013057?t=tbo9bwlEG4LbtdktDyBsww&s=19

YOU CAN JUST LEAVE

-oceans
-airspaces
-atmospheres if your quick

# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 03:45

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the man lives entirely on mcdonalds and diet coke, hes gotta be melting the porcelain wherever he goes

# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 04:03

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oh man its been a while since i visited the real great comedy acts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAcY1Ht15Ck

you know hes getting ready to tell a joke when he says "hey guys" and whenever he does i like to say "hi dan