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WELCOME TO THE JUNE OF DOOM
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He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Beer Korma.
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Jun 1, 2022 01:02
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Jedit posted:That's not a three word slogan. Spend The Pounds
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Jun 1, 2022 10:46
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Just Be Rich
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Jun 1, 2022 10:58
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The Jubilee is two days off because her birthday national holiday was moved to make a longer long weekend. Normally it would be next week (her actual birthday was two weeks ago)
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Jun 1, 2022 12:41
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stev posted:Isn't the second day just the May bank holiday we always have, moved a week later? Yeah that's the other one. So I guess they moved one back a week and one forward a week.
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Jun 1, 2022 12:53
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forkboy84 posted:Because why the gently caress would you want strangers cutting about your house, sounds like a loving nightmare? For a moment I thought they were calling him the n word and was confused.
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Jun 1, 2022 12:54
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Failed Imagineer posted:Two Minutes Hate was a failure of Orwell's imagination, both because the British can hate for much longer than that, and also he didn't anticipate the Captain Tom-bots The Tom Minutes 'bate
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Jun 1, 2022 13:00
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what about if they sleep on their back
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Jun 1, 2022 13:24
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I mostly sleep on my back.
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Jun 1, 2022 14:23
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It's Britain in 2022, everywhere is the dump
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Jun 1, 2022 16:51
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I support winegums striking and in fact if the doctors don't strike I will turn up to the hospital with a new illness every day that they will have to groan and treat starting with a biologically impossibly non-stop-cavernous-fart disease
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Jun 1, 2022 21:17
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drat can't believe Guavanaut lives on the UK border with Russia
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Jun 1, 2022 22:02
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Antrodemus posted:hello to the ukmt thread, I have never posted in your lands before but I have a question and don't know where else to ask it https://uk.usembassy.gov/covidtestingproviders/ Honestly if you were just asking for a decent test here I could be more helpful but most of my attempts to Google for your question assumed I was a Brit pretending to be American and treated me like a criminal.
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Jun 2, 2022 00:58
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Which is ironic as I'm 0% Australian.
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Jun 2, 2022 00:59
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If it were me I would just walk into the Kremlin and make Putin stop.
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Jun 5, 2022 14:56
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Looking forward to that shower of bastards to vote to keep the top oval office in charge. Who knows, maybe they heard the booing and the writing on the wall. IF Labour wasn't a barrel of useless tossers they'd have plastered Brenda by her lonesome at Phil's funeral on ConservativeHome rather than an NHS doctor.
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Jun 6, 2022 11:23
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Ah you're just struck with a mild case of despair.
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Jun 6, 2022 11:28
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Rustybear posted:dumbest possible outcome is always a safe bet so i'd say: Dumbest possible option is he loses the vote by 1 vote and it later transpired that Dominic Raab accidentally voted no because thought it meant "no don't fire him"
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Jun 6, 2022 11:47
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Comrade Fakename posted:Nadine’s going scorched earth: Imagine if she's what pushes this over the edge https://twitter.com/ChrisMasonBBC/status/1533784720965873665?s=20&t=SfiMhZhKJHbjghWjMcyY1A
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Jun 6, 2022 14:00
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Rustybear posted:yes, you can spike a vote by having your supporters put in letters so it's called before your opponents have had time to properly lobby their peers. given that pre-jubilee everything sounded a bit lukewarm and it suddenly went to 11 over the weekend, that may have happened here. The flip side is that during the Jubbly they reportedly went back to their constituencies and may have had the ear of the local tory parties pointing out that Boris Johnson is currently as popular as Prince Andrew
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Jun 6, 2022 15:26
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OwlFancier posted:So I looked up shinty and it seems to have a lot of just hitting each other in the ankles with the sticks, which I approve of. Getting kicked off the boat after calls for a song ended with me beating them with sticks
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Jun 6, 2022 15:31
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Oh I hadn't realised that the tories repealed the Fixed Term Parliaments Act. Go on BloJo, really gently caress your cunty party.
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Jun 6, 2022 15:34
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lol https://twitter.com/joolsd/status/1533451757833048065
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Jun 6, 2022 16:32
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The number of beds occupied in hospitals has to keep going up and if they ever go down all the shareholders will pull out.
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Jun 7, 2022 12:30
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Gonzo McFee posted:The level of transphobia will remain essentially the same. 3.6 rontgen
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Jun 7, 2022 12:32
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BUPA definitely has private GPs. They're not as easily accessible and will probably require some travelling.
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Jun 7, 2022 23:45
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https://twitter.com/regionalusfood/status/1527326900229529602?s=21&t=Mb_919x8RpQJdkvD_2GoHg Sir Keith Steamer
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Jun 7, 2022 23:45
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Lungboy posted:I once went for a colonoscopy and the consultant looked up whether I could have gas&air due to my CF while I was lying on the bed with my arse out. Maybe do that first? Maybe you were still a bit farty and he was waiting for you to clear out.
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Jun 8, 2022 09:15
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I'm assuming there's an element of the general defunding of the NHS that overseas data might not get into their database as quickly as someone can add it to Wikipedia. I'd also hope that articles on medicines are stringently monitored to prevent the Ivermectin brigade from doing that poo poo.
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Jun 8, 2022 09:23
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Always barbarism, never socialism.
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Jun 8, 2022 11:39
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:It was also extremely useful when I started getting a dodgy heartbeat because by the time I visited my local GP it wouldn't be doing it, but it was doing it at work when I was temping one time and my boss sent me over to the private GP just a couple of minutes walk away immediately and I was strapped to the ECG and the dodgy heartbeat was picked up straight away. Jesus. I get that the GP is probably overworked but that's just malpractice. I have an ECG on Friday to tell if my faint last week is serious. Kinda wild that I fainted on the Monday, called the doctor on Monday, got a phone appointment Tuesday afternoon, which led to me booked for the next available ECG which is the Friday of the week after.
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Jun 8, 2022 12:53
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I'm more optimistic. The NHS isn't dead forever, it's just dead under Tory malevolence. I've seen enough of Starmer's actions since taking leadership and read enough of the Starmer Project to know that were he to take power he would not return to his socialist roots, the best we can hope for is he stops the deliberate poisoning of the NHS, not because of ideological reasons but for political expedience. Hopefully also maybe press regulation? Or will he be like every other dickhead and think that he's either immune to the press or that they'll back him uncritically.
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Jun 8, 2022 13:02
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forkboy84 posted:The fact Wes Streeting is Shadow Health Secretary should tell you all you need to know about the priority of the NHS under Kieth Reminds me of my mentor at my last job when I asked if he was voting Labour in 2015 (I was wavering between Greens and Labour because I'm a swing constituency) and he said he's not voting Labour because "they've got loving Ed Balls as chancellor" Wes Streeting is the Ed Balls of Starmer
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Jun 8, 2022 13:21
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France is stored in the Bacon
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Jun 8, 2022 13:26
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I mean you saw this with how the Labour Right responded to poo poo like "nationalised energy companies" with "what next, free oxygen?!!?!"
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Jun 8, 2022 13:29
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I mean pointing out that the French government partially owns and thus profits from our privatised energy system kinda highlights how nationally cucked we are by Tory policy.
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Jun 8, 2022 13:37
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Darth Walrus posted:I'm not sure this applies because Starmer's actual chancellor is, if anything, worse than Streeting. Rachel Reeves should be one of the strongest arguments against letting Labour anywhere near power. Oh she's a piece of poo poo for sure, but Wes Streeting is glowing nuclear dogshit.
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Jun 8, 2022 13:52
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Virgin Media would be joint-run by the Spanish government if they hadn't privatised Telefonica.
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Jun 8, 2022 14:18
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TACD posted:https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1534507008937930758 Fine. Let him continue being the albatross. The feathered oval office.
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Jun 8, 2022 14:19
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