UKMT Summer 2022 - The Pipes, The Pipes Are Empty

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Comrade Fakename posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeStephenson96/status/1531929585901871104

rory mcgrath is hard up these days eh

# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 19:01

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:36

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appeh jubbleh luvvehs what yiz doin fit' jubbleh weekend?!?!??!??! :britain:

# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 19:03

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Tesseraction posted:

Which is ironic as I'm 0% Australian.

australian is a state of mind imo

if you can address someone as a oval office in a friendly way, you're there

# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 13:50

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in glasgow and in my part of the world that kind of thing is much more about asserting your belonging to your tribe, really

if we're being serious, i suppose

# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 13:57

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that interview with del boy really encapsulates a lot about what's wrong with this country: the interviewer and him having a little chortle about the queen making an obscenely racist remark about a person she'd just met

# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 14:01

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oh okay

probably my interpretation was going on her late husband's many remarks that could very well have attracted penalties for hate crimes rather than heart warming chortles had anyone else made them

# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 14:34

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i gen'rally think she is a horrible old bag and wouldn't give her the benefit of any doubt tbh

# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 14:46

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congratulations on becoming a dame of the round table, wee jimmy krankie https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-61659804

more good news!!

# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 15:05

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it was linked a few pages ago

# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 15:08

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PLATTEH JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :britain:

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 14:05

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she has had to work hard to keep from the public a secret concealed by the royal family for decades. mountbatten, diana and many nameless souls privy to the private lives of the royals have paid the ultimate price for threatening to reveal their darkest of secrets, whether through carelessness, righteousness or blackmail. the royals would lose all legitimacy in a stroke should that secret ever be learned

they all have thick mackem accents

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 16:14

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i've never understood the concept of that show: what exactly is it about the women that is loose

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 17:56

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the last time i put it on they were debating whether or not the president of france was sexy

the dissenter of the group found him to be excessively hirsute

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 17:58

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NORMAN

NORMAN!!!!! ARE YOU WATCHING THOSE LOOSE WOMEN AGAIN

I TOLD YOU YOU'RE TO WATCH BARGAIN HUNT BEFORE THE NEWS, NORMAN, THOSE LOOSE WOMEN ARE LIBERAL LEFTIES NORMAN, THEY'RE WOMEN'S LIBBERS!!!!

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 18:28

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Barry Foster posted:

lol

This is weird, feels very different to colds/flus. Don't know how to describe it

i probably have the thing because i was at my ma's most of the day yesterday and she rang me last night to tell me she'd tested positive

managed to avoid it until now

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 18:29

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Barry Foster posted:

Same. I feel quite annoyed about it, to be honest, I really did think I could hold out indefinitely.

If/when I feel better (and that "if" isn't insignificant, given what we know) I guess I am looking forward to a couple weeks of relief, though. Maybe I'll actually go inside pubs and stuff!!!

I hope if you do got it you don't got it bad, though. Take care!

thanks - i have three doses of vaccine and so does my mum. the person who brought it into my aunt's house (and gave it to her and in turn to my mum) is my cousin who has 0 doses of vaccine because she believes it is the mark of the beast and part of the satanic globalists' plan for the world

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 18:43

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that's actually a vampire hunting vehicle: the gun merely sprays holy water and that's also what's in the tanks, there

the shovel is actually the most lethal weapon used in combat

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 15:03

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Oliver Cromwell: Vampire Hunter

i have a new creative writing project

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 15:21

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i mean i was just being silly

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 15:28

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vampires are bastards, simple as, end of :manning:

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 15:36

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yeah everybody in themdays spoke probly like folks in the west country or rural norfolk and it's a shame that isn't the case today imo

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 17:45

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-61691816

the sensible centrist brain really knows no limits in its determination to see both sides eh

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 20:47

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what a stupid oval office

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 20:47

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i disagree i think russia should be isolated and humiliated as much as possible

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 21:05

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the russian army has been doing a fine job of humiliating itself, mind

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 21:07

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DesperateDan posted:

I don't think putin is likely to launch

WELL HE'S LOST MY VOTE THEN :mad:

# ¿ Jun 5, 2022 20:01

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Ziggy Tzardust posted:

https://twitter.com/tomhfh/status/1533713550929276928?s=21&t=PCzEBpWHms57-POxsSblWQ

This poo poo looks like a village newsletter

looks a bit like the SIGN'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that someone puts up in the kitchen at work, a lot

# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 09:07

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there is an official brick that is used to make sure the door doesn't close tight if everyone has to leave and the brick is also temporarily PM during any such evacuation

# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 10:36

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it always gets worse, so presumably we'll get patel or JRM next

# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 10:59

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or desmond swayne

# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 10:59

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wururwuurghgwughghgh

LOL just on the TV right now "Labour are now claiming to be the party of patriotism - are they?!?!"

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crispix fucked around with this message at 12:17 on Jun 6, 2022

# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 12:13

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61578618

quote:

16 April 2021: Two gatherings in Downing Street to mark the departures of No 10 officials

Two separate leaving events took place in No 10, one for director of communications James Slack and one for another official
Alcohol was consumed and speeches were made at both events, and the two groups eventually came together in the Downing Street garden
Some people damaged a child's swing/slide in the garden
Staff members stayed until the early hours, the last leaving at 4.20am
Gatherings of two or more people indoors or more than six outdoors were prohibited

# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 16:47

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I THINK THAT ROBERT KIL-ROY-SILK WOULD BE A GOOD PRIME MINISTAR FOR BRITAN AND FOR OWAR COUNTRY I THINK HE WOULD STAND UP TO THEM LOONY LEFTY BARMY EUROCRATS,

IN,

BRUSSELLS,

AND THE LABOWR-PARTY

AND HE WOULD BE A GOOD AMBASIDOOR FOR, BEST OF BRITISH, BRITAN

# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 16:52

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strong and stable government with david cameron sure worked out well

# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 10:16

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long loving live boris as PM if keith party is the alternative imo

# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 11:18

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i just cannot give a gently caress anymore

# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 11:20

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at least with boris government, you get a bit of cash after it comes out that he had a party and there's a photo of his fat arse pressed up against the glass of a downing street window or w/e

# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 11:25

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boris says crap like this and painting model buses to get people to change the subject lol

# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 13:51

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it's gewd but it's nat right

# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 18:31

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:36

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the GP i had in my teens when i first experienced really black depression and was feeling suicidal for the first time told me i just needed to mix more with other boys and should take up rugby to let out some aggression lol

# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 10:30

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