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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


-Team Location: SAINT LOUIS, MO
-Team Name: THE GRAVOIS GRUNDLERS
-Team Abbreviation: GAY

C: Quimp Brendwadge
1B: "Pantsless Kevin" from Home Economics
2B: Tinder Jason Holding A Sand Bass
SS: Grindr Jason That's Not A Fish Wow
3B: Kate Bush But From 1985
LF: Clothilde Barnscrobble
CF: Rita M. Wheep
RF: Pernt Grunkol
DH: Large Son Harold S. Truman, IV

Other sportsman:

-Garnishment Clitorati
-Pendleton Blanquette
-Hatchet Mary
-Anheuser "Huge Unruly" Busch
-Blintzen Cremen
-Frand Retzscher
-Crimbo Dustragge
-Kim
-Small Kim
-Leticia Poderswaithe
-ACTUALLY Just Tom Waits

Randy Travesty fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jun 2, 2022

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I rubbed my beautiful, glistening players down with hot buttermilk and I'm whispering that they're beautiful and strong and the best pigs in this whole barn and they are going to win a blue ribbon every last one of them and I will spite Mr. McGreavy the old hog farmer and he will spit on the ground and snatch his wig from his own head and crumple it up and throw it down and just be rip rarin mad I tell you what

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