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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

My coworkers husband took a new job and he's traveling to Finland for training. He ate some chocolate from there, he said he'd save some for her but joked she wouldn't be able to taste it due to covid and proceeded to eat all the chocolate over FaceTime.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 01:26

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 01:03

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I was at an airport looking for a snack and the cashier told me about how they changed the recipe for Reese's Pieces and that the taste had changed drastically for the worse. I think she was onto something

# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 02:49

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I was offered ivermectin again by a lady in my office. It wasn't apple flavored, so I declined.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 12:35

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Being an explosive ejaculator of cum has always delighted my past lovers. Copious volumes of cum is a sight to behold when shot in ropes, not dribbling out the tip.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 16:10

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

yeah i mega cum loud too

Like vocally or quite literally the action of ejaculating is an audible fffpppppptt?

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 18:07

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

YeahTubaMike posted:

I don't consider myself easily squickable but there's something viscerally gross about the word "cummies" that I can't quite explain

I think a lot of people cheat by typing it more than saying it outloud

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 18:43

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I will be reunited with my foreskin in heaven, but I was a child when it was taken from me so maybe I'll put it on a necklace or something

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 20:26

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Seems a bit chewie, like ordering calamari in Missouri

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 20:32

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

You put a peepee tepee when you change their diaper because the air always makes them piss

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 23:12

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Someone told that doctor measure once, cut twice!

# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 00:45

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

You think nooner read the brochure before signing up? lmao

# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 01:38

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Maybe That's what drove Anakin crazy in the Star wars movies. Probably had fuckin' sand in his foreskin still.

Pet peeves

# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 11:03

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

People who got sand in their craw sure do rub me the wrong way

# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 14:32

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

When people don't enunciate or elaborate ^^^^^^

# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 14:55

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Being called defensive when I'm really just more argumentative

# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 16:11

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

My grandpa would call em spear grasses, fogging out an indoor bathroom with piss stink is one thing, but pissing outside and someone is downwind and notices the smell of urine? It's got some legs

# ¿ Jun 11, 2022 13:52

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I eat asparagus raw and uncooked. Slap some in a Pringles can you didn't cum down the barrel of then you got a treat at your leisure. The aroma of raw asparagus is a more profound bouquet of smells

# ¿ Jun 11, 2022 14:10

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

It wasn't smelly but I farted very loud during a dramatic and silent part of Contact in the movie theatre.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 16:50

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I think you mean intoxicating

# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 18:30

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

The scene in Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin was always a classic smelly fart scene of friendship.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 00:06

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Snoop Dogg at Lollapalooza when it used to travel used to travel around

# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 02:54

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I really wanted to see Bush and Veruca Salt when I was in 5th grade. I even clipped the ad out of the paper, but my parents wouldn't buy me tickets.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 11:53

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I chipped my left front tooth in elementary school when I decided it was a good idea to stick my foot into the spoke of my bicycle while flying down a hilly road towards my house. I fling myself over my handlebars face first into the cement.

When I got braces in middle school they pulled it down and sanded it flat across.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2022 23:56

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 01:03

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I played a Nickelback greatest hits playlist while working yesterday. Good 4 or 5 songs

# ¿ Jun 20, 2022 02:58

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