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Not sure but if one does get made it needs that wax sculpture from Disney world that was clearly meant to be Hillary but got sloppily switched last second to be him on central display.
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chainchompz posted:Not sure but if one does get made it needs that wax sculpture from Disney world that was clearly meant to be Hillary but got sloppily switched last second to be him on central display. Oh, that's a robot
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Jun 5, 2022 10:03
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There’s already a fine library at Trump University. No need to build another.
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Jun 5, 2022 11:21
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if the toilets at the trump library don't flush like jet engines I will raze the entire structure
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Jun 5, 2022 12:05
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He's waiting until after his second term, duh.
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Jun 5, 2022 14:01
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Blue Footed Booby posted:If you were a former president, what would your presidential library hold? Mine would have a shitload of books with covers identifying them as great literature, but the contents are all shapeshifter erotica. Are you suggesting that shapeshifter erotica is not great literature? 
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Jun 5, 2022 14:08
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Trump is more likely to build a presidential museum to himself like Biff Tannen had in Back To The Future 2 and charge a huge admission fee for his loyal maga-heads, who will gladly pay it.
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Jun 5, 2022 14:39
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I was at the JFK one last month and it's not really a library, the stuff visitors see is just a collection of items and documents from his life and stint as president and I think there's plenty of good material. So the lack of books/reading ability isn't a problem. The truck Trump pretended to drive, parked outside for kids to climb and honk the horn  The tax code or whatever the gently caress that was, so you visitors can experience the scale IRL  Big, beautiful letter from Kim  The sharpie map  Just like Jackie, Melania is also included with this shovel, shoes and dress that she used to plant trees  A room with berders. Could act as an actual cafeteria at the end, just pick your cold berder and pay at the gift shop. 
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Jun 5, 2022 15:13
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I’m a security guard at trump’s library and my only job is to keep an eye out for Trump Jr wearing elaborate disguises trying to sneak in copies of his book(s).
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Jun 5, 2022 16:52
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In the trump library a book can only be there if it has been taken into the toilet Piss
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Jun 5, 2022 17:08
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Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QTRO9MG6z8
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Yaldabaoth posted:Trump is more likely to build a presidential museum to himself like Biff Tannen had in Back To The Future 2 and charge a huge admission fee for his loyal maga-heads, who will gladly pay it.  I drive my entire family 250 miles every day to the Trump Library and pay the $50 per head admission fee, and will continue to do so until our life savings are gone. Then I'll sell the house and carry on! My wife and kids think I'm insane BUT I'M NEVER GOING TO STOP SUPPORTING ARE PRESIDENT!
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Szyznyk posted:There’s already a fine library at Trump University. No need to build another. No, I think there is a fine for going to the library at Trump University. Common misunderstanding
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Jun 5, 2022 17:37
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mobby_6kl posted:Big, beautiful letter from Kim lol I hadn't seen this one before. Must-have for the extremely presidential library
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Genesplicer posted:Serious post: I bet one doesn't get set up in his lifetime, because he simply won't be interested in setting one up, because he can't profit from it, and it won't be set up in a way that aggrandizes him in the way he wants. If one ever gets set up, it will be some time after he dies by some archivist that wants to prevent the documents from being scattered and lost. It will probably end up being at some college somewhere, and it will be little more than a small building with a collection of documents that historians will go through, with a few, random objects on display. Nothing like most presidential libraries, that end up becoming big museums of cultural/political history of the president and the times in which he served. This rings true, and makes me happy to envision a future where he’s dead and barely memorialized.
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Honestly the fact that he's doing so much grifting to run again. Once the election passes, I'd expect him to realize he can solicit donations for the "yugest, greatest Presidential library ever" since he'll figure out he can pay his own contractors and development company to develop the library, and probably pay the Trump Organization to run it.
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pseudanonymous posted:Honestly the fact that he's doing so much grifting to run again. Once the election passes, I'd expect him to realize he can solicit donations for the "yugest, greatest Presidential library ever" since he'll figure out he can pay his own contractors and development company to develop the library, and probably pay the Trump Organization to run it. then not pay for it
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:then not pay for it I wonder what sort of rules exist about presidential libraries. Oh, maybe he can't start charities anymore. But maybe the donations to presidential libraries arent tax-free who knows. https://www.obamalibrary.gov/about-....%20Presidents.
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pseudanonymous posted:I wonder what sort of rules exist about presidential libraries. It's President Donald J Trump. The rules don't apply
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It’s going to be the single most presidential library in history. Super presidential. The best books you’ve ever seen. Very presidential books.
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crispix posted:that stupid sack of poo poo has never even made it through a Goosebumps He's infamous for tearing up papers and eating them
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MrQwerty posted:Trump's presidential library would be 100,000 copies of Art of the Deal being sold for $14.88 a piece He'd sell out then piss and moan about his big beautiful library being "totally depleted"
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They should make a Trump liberry and when he goes to show it off they should lock the doors and burn it down while he’s inside and then also drop a few bombs on it and maybe the bombs are filled with piss and dog vomit
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Jun 6, 2022 02:47
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i hear donald trump is an intersting man. some say he likes beautiful young women even more than me
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Trump had Epstein whacked for leaving Baron a one star review on rub maps.
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Yes he will have a library. Here is the site for it. https://djtrumplibrary.com/
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:They should make a Trump liberry and when he goes to show it off they should lock the doors and burn it down while he’s inside and then also drop a few bombs on it and maybe the bombs are filled with piss and dog vomit 
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Tarkus posted:Yes he will have a library. Here is the site for it. https://djtrumplibrary.com/ I... ohhhh... its a joke... fuckin hell
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maybe it'll be a room at the mar-a-lago and you need to stay there to get access to it he'll have to get a bunch of books ghost written for him to stock the gift shop also, you can play a game where you reassemble memos that he tore up but it turns out that you're just doing free work
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I clogged up the Donald Trump presidential library earlier, and managed to replace a flapper on it. So it doesn't leak anymore.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:If you were a former president, what would your presidential library hold? Mine would have a shitload of books with covers identifying them as great literature, but the contents are all shapeshifter erotica. Mine would be full of books about all the conspiracy theories that I found out were actually spot-on when I became president. If you went into a Presidential Library and half the books were about Roswell and the CIA killing JFK, you’d probably get the hint. It’d be my way around fighting to actually get things declassified.
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I should tell you aboput ,y librarian. She was witness to me checing out Horor over and and over again. She gave mer a special stamp. ok. but the story goues deeper, who e;se dpes she give Zeluth fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Jun 15, 2022 |
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The Trump Library would just be The Art Of the Deal on thousands of shelves and an unpaid person at each shelf where you can take a picture near it There is no loving imaginable way Donald Trump has ever read a book except the one his ghost writer wrote
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Aesop Poprock posted:The Trump Library would just be The Art Of the Deal on thousands of shelves and an unpaid person at each shelf where you can take a picture near it He quoted from mein kampf I thought?
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pseudanonymous posted:He quoted from mein kampf I thought? He probably did but it was no doubt fed to him and he he didn't know it was related to Hitler. The guy relied on lawyers to survive his entire life and when he was out under extreme public scrutiny he collapsed. He has no actual expertise aside from having no morals or ethics. He just went after his own daughter on Twitter (the one he said he wanted to bang) because she said she trusted Barr's decision about the January 6th poo poo
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The library's going to be filled with a bunch of thumbed through romance novels stolen from a Goodwill, then a pristine copy of "The Art of the Deal" that cannot be looked at or touched. That Disney Hall of Presidents Trump-bot will be given free reign to roam the halls of the library, devouring any children who might wander into the dark corners of the cursed place. There's also gonna be a celebrity wall where it's just pictures of Trump with famous people, smiling and giving a thumbs up. Ted Cruz will be positioned in the bathroom, scrubbing any toilets and talking about how great his "best friend Donald" is.
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