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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

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The Apple Worldwide Developers Conference kicks off with exciting reveals, inspiration, and new opportunities. Join the worldwide developer community for an in-depth look at the future of Apple platforms, directly from Apple Park.

i havent heard anything but then again i'm not paying attention. hbu

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
is this the one where they don't show anything new and just talk about sdks?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
yeah i love sdks

Sucking DicKS

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

is this the one where they don't show anything new and just talk about sdks?

noramally yes, but this year the store is down so you'll be able to buy something new in a few hours

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

bump_fn posted:

yeah i love sdks

Sucking DicKS

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Steve Apple better have a new macbook air with magsafe. I don't care if it's M1 or M2 as long as it isn't a loving wedge anymore (fu jony ives)

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

i have the day to watch this, and enjoy some time with the yospos crew; whatup :c00lbert:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Good Sphere posted:

i have the day to watch this, and enjoy some time with the yospos crew; whatup :c00lbert:

:hfive:

these apple events are about the only time I post in the YOS'

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


i'm here for the montage of random devs talking about how good it is to make stuff for mac

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

neutral milf hotel posted:

:hfive:

these apple events are about the only time I post in the YOS'

high five. i wish there were 5 of me, and maybe i'd dedicate a few of them to posting, but realistically, it's probably better for everyone if i don't!

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

njsykora posted:

i'm here for the montage of random devs talking about how good it is to make stuff for mac

I'm here for the games made with Metal that will fade into obscurity immediately.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Good Sphere posted:

high five. i wish there were 5 of me, and maybe i'd dedicate a few of them to posting, but realistically, it's probably better for everyone if i don't!

if there were five of me then four of them would be napping right now

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i hope they announce that theyre kicking the facebook apps out of the app store on privacy grounds live on stage

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

poty posted:

i hope they announce that theyre kicking the facebook apps out of the app store on privacy grounds live on stage

:pray:

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...




Can you imagine the applause

Pulcinella
Feb 15, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

MrQueasy posted:

I'm here for the games made with Metal that will fade into obscurity immediately.

Yep. Love all the no name MOBAs that get announced every year.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



poty posted:

i hope they announce that theyre kicking the facebook apps out of the app store on privacy grounds live on stage

please don't get my hopes up like this

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



this is a pretty good placeholder loop. not a huge user of memojis but they make cool abstract shapes when they're textureless

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



has anyone said "crapple event" yet

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

3D emoji… new in Swift SDK. biggest announcement since iPod.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


well this is nightmarish already

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

don’t fall tim!!

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
steve would be so mad that he spent so much time on that office to have people working from home

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

give us a good image loader apple

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



tim rocking the cool grandparent sweater

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



dubya dubya day say

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
the best part of being IK was probating cremnob 15 minutes before every apple event

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



rotor posted:

the best part of being IK was probating cremnob 15 minutes before every apple event

such an incredible and appropriate flex

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



rotor posted:

the best part of being IK was probating cremnob 15 minutes before every apple event

rip

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

rotor posted:

the best part of being IK was probating cremnob 15 minutes before every apple event

omg lol

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/LanceUlanoff/status/1533857019416879109

it sounds like the live viewing thing is a couple of minutes ahead of the apple tv stream

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



hell yeah kicking it over to craig right off the bat

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

lol wtf

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

they make at least $340M a year just from developers lol

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Craig: hey baby, let's head... downstairs :wink:

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


I never want these to stop being virtual because of poo poo like that

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



poty posted:

https://twitter.com/LanceUlanoff/status/1533857019416879109

it sounds like the live viewing thing is a couple of minutes ahead of the apple tv stream

drat can't believe twitter would spoil that they're making another ios!

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Do they actually use these giant glass rooms for a cafeteria or something when they aren't doing livestreams

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Hair Force One Takes the Express Elevator

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


the lockscreen, now with apple watch complications

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