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Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
yesterday i had an issue with azure billing and had to call microsoft support. turns out the hyper-american, follow-a-script support talk is a huge asmr trigger :3:

post your asmr stories i guess

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Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

lmbo, consider me asmred

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
for me it’s pretty similar to those chinese wire scalp massagers thingies, but more diffuse.

sorry for y’all who can’t access the wack rear end crystal prison of bliss.

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

echinopsis posted:

it’s the same end result I think but caused by different things




I fear lonely people will get addicted to pretty youtube ladies breathing into a microphone saying things like “I love you” and stuff and then much like porn people will get unrealistic expectations of relationships etc

there’s a similar thing on YouTube where black people and pretty young ladies “react” to 80s metal and like… Pink Floyd. stuff white shutins listen to. and the comment are all super smug, along the lines of “I told you so” and “look who finally decided to listen to good music”. you can almost picture them feeling vindicated for years of social outcast because some people on the internet pretended to like the same music.

:sad:

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
pink floyd, obviously

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