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*audible chatter in the press conference room as the President walks in, visibly sweating*

President: "as you all aware, there has been some information circulating through the media that is causing a great deal of concern. we would like to re-iterate that we have no confirmed reports of lions on land at this time, I repeat, NO confirmed reports of"

*the lights dim and the intro to "The Circle of Life" starts playing, journalists shout questions as the press conference room erupts into pandemonium*

President: (yelling over the commotion) "people, PLEASE remain calm"

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