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Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
drat Jay is a great character and promo

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Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

KOJIMA

VS

GO

Lariats will be had

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Seams posted:

were you aware he's not even 30

Yes it's loving insane. He seems to have mastered everything about wrestling and he's got years and years ahead of him yet.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Kojima is in the Ultraman hq?

Sooper Gila
Apr 23, 2014

Love
Peace
and Harmony
Thank you Jay. Hugs and Kisses.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

cut the poo poo, it's Go time

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
time for a freshly baked main event

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Disappointed with the result. Not because I don't love Switchblade but this means that Okada is likely to get saddled with Cole for FD or the title match is going to be multi-man.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Jay White spent two years languishing in America to the point he had to become a regular on IMPACT and nobody really cared about it. One match and two promos tonight immediately made him feel like the most important wrestler in the world. That's a talented fella

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
i cant wait to see the despicable slimy evil switchblade get almost decapitated by a thunderous buckshot lariat delivered by AEW's own Hangman Adam Page and pinned 1, 2, 3.

until then though, thank you Jay

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Okay Go, you got a LOT to live up to now!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Always chuckle whenever I see Ogawa at the beginning of the parade of champions

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
for those wondering: yes, japan does have a lot of dance troupes

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Disappointed with the result. Not because I don't love Switchblade but this means that Okada is likely to get saddled with Cole for FD or the title match is going to be multi-man.

I'm not disappointed at all cause Hangman/Jay is the match that made both men and now they get to redo it on the biggest stage possible

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Ah, so THIS is Bread Club

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CyberFight really went all out for the entrances tonight, eh?

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
Now that Dominion is over I'm just in time to watch this NJPW prelim guy main event the big cyberfest show

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ah yes, an entrance that perfectly evokes satoshi kojima

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
holy moly can't believe switchblade won. His after promo was amazing and he somehow topped that in his post match press conference.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Penguin Patrol posted:

ah yes, an entrance that perfectly evokes satoshi kojima

Lamuella posted:

Ah, so THIS is Bread Club

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Auritech posted:

for those wondering: yes, japan does have a lot of dance troupes

Yakuza 0 & 5 prepared me for the notion that you can't move more than a few feet in Osaka without getting caught up in a dance-off.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

I fail to see the connection between this group of dancers and Satoshi Kojima

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Crapple! posted:

As long as that loving gnome Adam Cole stays the hell out of the Okada/Hangman match, Forbidden Door is shaping up to be exactly what I want. Mox/Tanahashi was one of my dream matches for that show and thanks to a freak twist of fate, it's even for the AEW title. Okada/Hangman is going to own and now Danielson/ZSJ might happen? For me, that might be the most hype match you could make out of any 2 wrestlers in the entire world. If they announce Miro vs Shingo Takagi next I might pass the gently caress out

Lmao

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

something i've always wondered: why is Satoshi Kojima the only person who wrestles with a breath strip over his nose, you'd think more people would do it for aesthetic even if it doesn't help them breathe

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Stall_19 posted:

Now that Dominion is over I'm just in time to watch this NJPW prelim guy main event the big cyberfest show

It's a NOAH match and Kojima is 50+, so his main event status makes perfect sense and he's surely the favorite to win.

However what NOSAWA doesn't realize is that Kojima is actually still legitimately a great wrestler!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SG Bamboo posted:

I fail to see the connection between this group of dancers and Satoshi Kojima

Kojima asked to be represented by a bunch of guys out there trying to make that bread.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

NOAH's Satoshi Kojima is way cooler

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Is.... is Go a Caesar....?

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Rarity posted:

I'm not disappointed at all cause Hangman/Jay is the match that made both men and now they get to redo it on the biggest stage possible

Don't get me wrong, I'm really looking forward to that match. I just think Adam Cole is a waste of Okada

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

SG Bamboo posted:

I fail to see the connection between this group of dancers and Satoshi Kojima

it's easy

1. they are japanese
2. they all like bread

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Uh oh, Go gonna do human sacrifice.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Now Go gets dancers as well

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ah, the vestal virgins, of course

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lamuella posted:

Uh oh, Go gonna do human sacrifice.

NOSAWA: Kiyomiya, I have the PERFECT role for you tonight.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Imagining the dumb poo poo they'd be doing if Fujita was still champ.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Auritech posted:

it's easy

1. they are japanese
2. they all like bread

Did you see how cut those men were, they've never seen a bread in their lives :colbert:

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
oh lol

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

King poo poo

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Nice throne.

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