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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Change user Internet Explorer's name to Microsoft Edge

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Internut Exfucker

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Microsoft I'mgonnacooommmmmeeeeuuuuuuuugggghhhhh

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
It's with the bonzi buddy now


And winamp

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Mozi posted:

Microsoft I'mgonnacooommmmmeeeeuuuuuuuugggghhhhh

slow down....ease off a bit. take your hands away. that's it. just breathe.

~Microsoft

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

syntaxfunction posted:

It was such a clusterfuck and it was great. Disable IE and suddenly you can't see file sizes or random other bugs. I can't remember specifics but it was fun times.

For all the current clusterfuck that is Windows they've definitely learned to decouple a lot of stuff.

They didn't do it on accident, they specifically tied IE into the OS to kill off Netscape, the vastly superior browser at the time. Once it had been murdered, Microsoft could safely adhere to the antitrust laws and decouple the browser and the OS and dominate the web market.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
IE is already dead inside, it's like Microsoft is pulling the plug on a comatose patient


:master:

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
lemme smoke you up on your final day

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
"What is my purpose?"
"You download better browsers."
"Oh my god."

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Hungry Computer posted:

lemme smoke you up on your final day



:patriot:

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Idiot Exploiter :xd:

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I know there's got to be a picture of someone's dick through the CD but I'm not looking for it

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Seth Pecksniff posted:

My work has been begging people for months to switch to Edge, and it's gonna be real funny when it's deleted off computers and people are confused. We also have specific applications that are IE only which is going to be just stellar to work through
There's a way to launch an IE session within Edge that'll run in the old browser engine with full IE add-on support and everything. But if your IT people haven't figured that out yet they probably won't so it'll be more fun to watch those old apps crash and burn.

syntaxfunction posted:

My favourite part of IE was that Windows was so poorly designed in so many parts that the OS assumed IE was there, and so many calls would rely on it. So many nerds who forcefully removed IE experienced a lot of issues because random, unrelated apps and services would try to make a call that relied on IE, only to get nothing and crash.
The fact that iexplore.exe is being disabled, but not removed, makes me think this is still the case.

Also from what I've read they're doing a gradual rollout of the update to kill it and the 15th is just the first day it's getting pushed, so some of you might get a few extra days or weeks of IE.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Hungry Computer posted:

lemme smoke you up on your final day



a fitting tribute

Knormal posted:

There's a way to launch an IE session within Edge that'll run in the old browser engine with full IE add-on support and everything. But if your IT people haven't figured that out yet they probably won't so it'll be more fun to watch those old apps crash and burn.

Oh they figured it out; I'm pretty sure the end users aren't going to be able to!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

My work has been begging people for months to switch to Edge, and it's gonna be real funny when it's deleted off computers and people are confused. We also have specific applications that are IE only which is going to be just stellar to work through

:same: although I’m no longer at work.

Gonna be real cool for the guys still at work when they can’t access work orders anymore. I got Edge to act as a faux IE for the time being before I quit, but I never showed anyone else how to do it. None of the other guys are computer savvy lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You paid for the whole browser, but you’ll only need….the Edge!

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

It is complete now
2 ends of time are neatly tied
A one way street
She's walking to the end of the line
And there she meets
Faces she see's in her heart and mind
They say,
Good Try
Tomorrow IE's going to die.
Tomorrow IE's going to die.

Underneath the chilly gray November sky
We can make believe that Kennedy is
Still alive and
We're shooting for the moon and
Smiling Jackies drivin' by
They say,
Good Try
Tomorrow IE's going to die.
Tomorrow IE's going to die.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
gently caress Internet explorer!!1

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Sad to hear, I always liked their posting

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=79434

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
am i too late to say "i had many fond memeories usin' ie to download any mozilla based browser"?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Also since Internet Explorer is a mod, and Seth is a mod and Seth is telling us IE is going to die, is this a case of Mods Knew?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Zil posted:

Also since Internet Explorer is a mod, and Seth is a mod and Seth is telling us IE is going to die, is this a case of Mods Knew?

mods knew

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3719971

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

MrQwerty posted:



My friend, that is called ACTIVE DESKTOP TECHNOLOGY and it is the way of the future, care of this unwieldy gigantic browser plugin

MISS ME YET?

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
My main memories of Explorer were it constantly installing poo poo without my permission or knowledge. Trojans, search bars, spamware, adware, the list goes on and on. It felt more like that browser was pro-scammer than pro-user. I remember when some porn site installed like 50+ porn links into the bookmarks folder without my knowledge, and my mom flipped out and took away my computer privileges for a while. I also hated the uncontrolled ads and pop-ups, and all the other jank it had without ever getting better because Microsoft had a monopoly at that point and didn't have to do poo poo for anyone. I was so happy to find Opera back in the early 00s. Its tabbed browsing blew my mind, and its control of all the poo poo Explorer had no control over was amazing at the time.

Rest in Pisssssssss, Explorer. Netscape had so much more charm.


Edge isn't all that bad, but I wouldn't give up Vivaldi for it. However, for my needs, Edge is one of the best OS-built-in PDF readers around. It allows for text highlights in multiple colors, adding notes and handwriting, AND it saves it all permanently in the PDF itself, meaning all your additions will show up no matter where else or in what software you open it with later. It was a great help during my master's degree because I could always keep a cloud back-up of all the articles with my notes and open them on my phone or tablet, or send them to my cohort if necessary.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Thought this thread was going to be about Kirk Johnson. Goons were claiming he died around the same time as Lowtax, but at the same time rumors of his death have been circulating since... probably the first time somebody got Goatse'd, honestly. If no evidence of his death exists then we can safely proclaim Goatse to be eternal.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




kirk never died, he ascended directly to heaven

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Goodnight sweet prince.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

syntaxfunction posted:

My favourite part of IE was that Windows was so poorly designed in so many parts that the OS assumed IE was there, and so many calls would rely on it. So many nerds who forcefully removed IE experienced a lot of issues because random, unrelated apps and services would try to make a call that relied on IE, only to get nothing and crash.

Hate to break it to you, but that's how it is now with Windows 10/11 and Edge, except 1000x worse. MS intentionally made Edge not just a requirement for the OS to function properly, but an integral part of it.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
IE was good for the 5 years in-between netscape crapping out and firefox launching

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
There's two Edge's... Edge HTML (originally shipped with Windows 10) and the newer current Edge which is Chromium based.

So why would anyone use Edge Chromium instead of Chromium itself, or just Google Chrome?

Personally, I keep Edge HTML around just because it's an alternate browser, while Edge Chromium isn't.

I also keep IE11 around just in case!

Main browser is Firefox Developer.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


https://blogs.windows.com/windowsexperience/2021/05/19/the-future-of-internet-explorer-on-windows-10-is-in-microsoft-edge/ posted:

If you’re a web developer working on a modern website or app, we know you’ve been waiting for this day for a long time.

no poo poo i am :peanut: rest in piss

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Mozzilla is viewing

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

MrQwerty posted:



My friend, that is called ACTIVE DESKTOP TECHNOLOGY and it is the way of the future, care of this unwieldy gigantic browser plugin

I spent a month writing a grant to get the cash to set up a 40-computer learning lab, with Internet access. We got the grant, got the computers, got the Internet access (A fractional T-1 frame relay!) and within a month of letting kids get onto it, every single computer was laboring under the slowdown caused by BonziBuddy. Apparently, the district had not added some of the security software that we had specified, because they thought it was not necessary. Without the software, kids were free to add BonziBuddy (and lots of other malware) which pretty much wrecked the computers until the district relented and gave us the software.

Everyone has a learning curve.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
REB ROWSER

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
Good riddance.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Bargearse posted:

Good riddance.

Hey, hey now.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Genesplicer posted:

(A fractional T-1 frame relay!)

I worked in enterprise telecom for a while and as recently as 2015 there were still a bunch of smaller companies using fractional T-1s for internet access. Some of them were set up for VOIP over the same line so if your coworker in the next cube over was on the phone your shared 768kb connection dropped to 744kb and so on. Also these little companies were so cheap that that it required Herculean efforts to get them to upgrade to the full T-1 (a whopping 1.5Mb). Also keep in mind that a T-1 can be like $500 a month or more depending on location.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Genesplicer posted:

I spent a month writing a grant to get the cash to set up a 40-computer learning lab, with Internet access. We got the grant, got the computers, got the Internet access (A fractional T-1 frame relay!) and within a month of letting kids get onto it, every single computer was laboring under the slowdown caused by BonziBuddy. Apparently, the district had not added some of the security software that we had specified, because they thought it was not necessary. Without the software, kids were free to add BonziBuddy (and lots of other malware) which pretty much wrecked the computers until the district relented and gave us the software.

Everyone has a learning curve.

hahaha this rules

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