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I noticed that when Japanese people are on TV, especially when they're speaking into the camera or giving a presentation, they do a lot of motions that are like halfway between a bow and a nod. Like a miniature bow or an extra deep nod. Then I realized this isn't any weirder than how Americans on TV like to shake their heads when they're saying they like something
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American on TV: It's so great. Amazing. *Shaking head like a toddler refusing to eat a bite of food*
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Jun 16, 2022 02:02
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big giant splooge lol
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Jun 16, 2022 03:47
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Blinking real hard Lifting your heel early when walking or barely putting it down
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Jun 16, 2022 03:57
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I thought you were wizard master for a second
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*covers face with hand while giggling* *Hiding my weird eye-tooth over tooth face that seems popular for some reason* Wendigee fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jun 16, 2022 |
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Jun 16, 2022 03:58
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wnen someone cuts off tne top part of their letter n's so they look like n's. tnat really pets my peeves
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Jun 16, 2022 04:04
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Dudes readjusting their dicks. A lot of teachers did it
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Jun 16, 2022 04:56
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you know
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Jun 16, 2022 05:18
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I also notice japanese people on tv
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I also notice that a lot of idiots pronounce the "t" in often. And they really emphasize it.
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Jun 16, 2022 05:23
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Indians do a head wiggle which seems to be some kind of agreement or acknowledgement or something like that. It seems to have a lot of purposes.
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I notice a lot of people mime putting a gun to their heads when I try to share with them my favorite T.V. show. I think this might be an inside joke I'm missing.
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Jun 16, 2022 06:02
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If you speak in one discernible rhythm, I want to kill you.
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Jun 16, 2022 06:05
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Where's my computer toucher homies who have offshore co-workers in India who do that head-bobble shite  
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Jun 16, 2022 06:07
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Drunk white people will take any opportunity to prove they can do a cartwheel.
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Jun 16, 2022 06:12
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i notice when nazis do a sieg heil
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Jun 16, 2022 06:36
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I'm a goon so I am unable to read body language or recognize speech patters
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Jun 16, 2022 06:37
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I pantomime "wtf" at cars that almost hit me and am usually met with dulleyed stares.
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Jun 16, 2022 06:39
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Caesar Saladin posted:Indians do a head wiggle which seems to be some kind of agreement or acknowledgement or something like that. It seems to have a lot of purposes. The head bobble? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_bobble
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Jun 16, 2022 06:41
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I do my absolute hardest to pretend other people don’t exist.
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Jun 16, 2022 06:43
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Taking tiny rapid steps, giving the illusion of moving faster.
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how bout online mannerisms which most of you jerks can relate to you ever notice the new trend where people type like they're speaking you know, they do ellipses and poo poo. go onto reddit, there you will find at least one fuckface who posts like this "but...you...you..do realize that posting like this makes you seem like an rear end in a top hat, right?"
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Jun 16, 2022 07:34
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people saying 'actually' in the context of 'it's actually very good'. like i realise of course, we're above this stupid thing whatever it is, but in this case i deign to make an exception to taste and proclaim it's good enough, as an authority on good stuff when i say people i mean me. i hate it.
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Jun 16, 2022 07:41
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everyone is constantly nodding including me its got to be a conspiracy.
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roomtone posted:people saying 'actually' in the context of 'it's actually very good'. like i realise of course, we're above this stupid thing whatever it is, but in this case i deign to make an exception to taste and proclaim it's good enough, as an authority on good stuff Similarly, people who apply both emphasizing and deemphasizing qualifiers to the same statement. "It's kind of a big problem." "I really sort of think that we should go." I even occasionally hear people use "big" and "little" to describe the same thing in the same sentence.
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Jun 16, 2022 08:27
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:Dudes readjusting their dicks. A lot of teachers did it What do you want me to do, have an uncomfortable dick position in my pants? Who the gently caress are you? MY DICK FEELS WEIRD
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Jun 16, 2022 08:57
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Notice how black people are like THIS, and white people are like this
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Jun 16, 2022 11:04
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When you run into an associate you haven't seen in years who just got a divorce and they come at you with full on best friend energy with their hands out like they just saw a ghost That only happened to me once but it was still weird enough that I remember it
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Jun 16, 2022 11:08
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Charles Bukowski posted:What do you want me to do, have an uncomfortable dick position in my pants? Who the gently caress are you? MY DICK FEELS WEIRD Just get it reinstalled
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Jun 16, 2022 11:09
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idgaf about other peoples mannerisms I'm too busy paying attention to every little thing I do due to crippling anxiety
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When someone awkwardly holds onto a mug for the entire 3 hours they talk about Dr Who for.
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Jun 16, 2022 12:13
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:idgaf about other peoples mannerisms I'm too busy paying attention to every little thing I do due to crippling anxiety Hi five! hi fives are a stupid dated gesture why the gently caress did I think hi five was the thing to do time to add this to the litany of embarassments scorched onto my brain
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Jun 16, 2022 12:22
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Shall I shave?
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Jun 16, 2022 12:32
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My legs and feet turn outward so I walk and bend weird. I also tend to put all my weight on the balls of my feet so I walk tiptoed as well. It is exhausting trying to force myself to walk like everyone else in public, but I've always been terrified of not doing so. I can imagine some sort of horrible bullying event happened continuously and I've long blocked it out. I'm 35 and people still comment about it and I feel so embarrassed despite haaaaating caring about other people's opinions. I'm sure this will be a problem until I'm dead and I'm already in therapy.
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Jun 16, 2022 12:46
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Without further ado let's get right into it
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Jun 16, 2022 12:46
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Every time I notice someone act strangely in an embarassing way I just assume they're a goon
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Charles Bukowski posted:My legs and feet turn outward so I walk and bend weird. I also tend to put all my weight on the balls of my feet so I walk tiptoed as well. It is exhausting trying to force myself to walk like everyone else in public, but I've always been terrified of not doing so. I can imagine some sort of horrible bullying event happened continuously and I've long blocked it out. I'm 35 and people still comment about it and I feel so embarrassed despite haaaaating caring about other people's opinions. I'm sure this will be a problem until I'm dead and I'm already in therapy. I would talk to a doctor about that, you can probably fix it to some degree with orthotics, or at least they may make walking a bit more comfortable. The gait you describe probably isn't great for your joints and could cause you worse issues when you're older.
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When I fiddle with the clasp on my cloak.
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