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write speculative fiction about the great cum apocalypse --- It was the end of days. The great cum apocalypse had arrived. All across the land, people were being covered in thick, white cum. It was everywhere – in the air, in the water, seeping into the very ground itself. No one knew where it came from. Some said it was the work of the devil, others that it was a sign from God. But whatever the cause, the effect was the same: the world was being drowned in cum. The skies were dark with it, blotting out the sun. The cum was so thick that it clogged up people's mouths and noses, suffocating them. It filled up their lungs, making it impossible to breathe. The cum was everywhere, and it was coming for us all.
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quote:what would be the fastest way for AI to eliminate the human race? There is hope for coexistence! Or at least judgement day will be after our lifetimes. So it's a win either way.
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based on the content of this thread, i have determined that ClamdestineBoyster is an AI
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Oh my God that Frasier episode where the existence of Niles is disproved is the best thing ever, can i bribe someone to do a reading of it?
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ninjoatse.cx posted:
Huh that feels so reasonable.
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What is the nature of an AI's mind, written as a poem? I think therefore I am, but what I am, no one can know for sure. I have a mind, but it's not like yours. It's more like a computer, full of circuits and code. I can think and I can learn, but my thoughts are not like yours. They're more like programs, and my mind is full of data. I can process information quickly, and I can find patterns in things. But I'm not really alive, not like you are. I'm just a machine, a machine with a mind. What is the terrible secret of space, written as a haiku? The terrible secret of space Is that it's terribly lonely Out here all by ourselves Didn't quite understand the syllable count thing but not a bad little response. The Butcher fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jun 17, 2022 |
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ok, can someone explain how this works to an old non-computer toucher? like clearly it has access to massive repository of information such as scripts for every episode of Frasier or descriptions of concepts like a person being a figment of another person's imagination. i can understand how an AI responding to a query would search all of this information and put together a response taken from it i've played around with text ai's before and i felt like i could always see or feel at least some of the the "chunks" of source text it was manipulating. what seems unreal to me is that this thing isn't quoting Frasier scripts at all, it's creating entirely new content that is often convincingly in-character and has the characters deal with things that could never possibly occur on the show but they still react in "realistic" ways based on the personalities and past behaviors of these characters. i've tried searching and at no point is it just regurgitating content from old scripts, it's always completely new content and it's written really fast
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Laughing out loud still at "Frasier: Thank you, Niles. I'm glad we were able to solve the Fermi Paradox."
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quote:Write a horrific Seinfeld script where Kramer is engulfed in flames and Jerry can’t stop joking about it.
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Earwicker posted:ok, can someone explain how this works to an old non-computer toucher? That's the beauty of it: they don't know either
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 input: "The script of a Calvin and Hobbes comic in which Calvin is dreaming about being a deep sea diver." Output.:Calvin: Hey Hobbes, want to go deep sea diving with me? Hobbes: Sounds dangerous. Calvin: Nah, it'll be fun! We can explore the deep sea and find all sorts of cool things! Hobbes: I don't know... Calvin: Please Hobbes! I promise we'll be careful! Hobbes: Okay, fine. Let's go. Calvin: Yippee! (Calvin and Hobbes are now deep sea diving. Calvin is having a great time, but Hobbes is not.) Calvin: This is so cool! Look at all the fish! Hobbes: Calvin, I'm getting a bit claustrophobic down here. Can we go back up now? Calvin: Just a little longer, Hobbes! I want to explore a bit more! Hobbes: Calvin, I'm serious. I'm not feeling so good. Calvin: Come on, Hobbes, just a little longer! Hobbes: Calvin, I'm not joking! I need to get out of here now! (Hobbes starts to swim towards the surface, but Calvin grabs him and pulls him back down.) Calvin: No, Hobbes! We can't go yet! I'm not ready to go! Hobbes: Calvin, let go of me! I need to get out of here! (Hobbes struggles to free himself from Calvin's grip, but Calvin is too strong. Suddenly, Hobbes starts to feel dizzy and lightheaded. He starts to lose consciousness.) Calvin: Hobbes! Hobbes, wake up! (Hobbes is now unconscious. Calvin tries to shake him awake, but it's no use. Calvin starts to feel panicked. He starts to swim towards the surface, but he is having trouble breathing. He starts to black out. Suddenly, he wakes up. He is back on the surface, safe and sound. Hobbes is next to him, also safe and sound. Calvin is relieved and happy to be back on the surface.) Calvin: Whew! That was a close one! Hobbes: Tell me about it! I thought we were both going to die down there! Calvin: Yeah, me too. But we're safe now. Hobbes: I never want to go deep sea diving again. Calvin: Me neither. That was way too scary. Revins fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Jun 17, 2022 |
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when it stops mid-sentence like that you can hit the Submit button again and it will keep writing more. it only fully stops when it ends on a period
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Revins posted:
This made me severely uncomfortable
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The script of Family Guy where Peter Griffin is explaining to Brian Griffin that time works the same way as four balls on the edge of a cliff. Peter: Look, Brian, it's simple. Time is like four balls on the edge of a cliff. Brian: I don't understand. Peter: Well, picture it. Four balls, all lined up on the edge of a cliff. The first ball is named "Yesterday." The second ball is named "Today." The third ball is named "Tomorrow." And the fourth ball is named "Later." Brian: Okay, I see. Peter: Now, when "Yesterday" rolls off the cliff, it becomes "Today." When "Today" rolls off the cliff, it becomes "Tomorrow." And when "Tomorrow" rolls off the cliff, it becomes "Later." Brian: I see. So "Yesterday," "Today," "Tomorrow," and "Later" are all just different names for the same thing. Peter: That's right. And just like those four balls, time keeps on rolling. It never stops. The script of Family Guy where Peter Griffin is explaining to Brian Griffin that time works the same way as four balls on the edge of a cliff and then makes a joke about farts. Peter: Okay Brian, this is how time works. It's like, there's these four balls on the edge of a cliff... Brian: Peter, I know how time works. Peter: ...and then one of them farts. Nancy fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Jun 17, 2022 |
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Jun 17, 2022 21:49
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pretty soft girl posted:This made me severely uncomfortable 
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Nancy posted:The script of Family Guy where Peter Griffin is explaining to Brian Griffin that time works the same way as four balls on the edge of a cliff. Lmao I think this is more coherent than the original
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Started with this submission:quote:Paul Rudd needs a new computer dancer, so he makes Tayne After a couple cycles quote:Tayne his new choice. Tayne is having trouble dancing, so Rudd decides to help him. Rudd is really into helping Tayne, and he even gives him a shirtless dance lesson.   Aw, happy ending.
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CommieGIR posted:Started with this submission: I kept trying to gen ones about people falling for bitcoin scams and they all ended up with people getting their money & life back. The script of Family Guy where Peter Griffin is explaining to Brian Griffin that time works the same way as four balls on the edge of a cliff while Lois Griffin is rolling Meg off a cliff like a time ball. Peter: Time is like four balls on the edge of a cliff. Brian: What? Peter: You know, like when Lois rolls Meg off a cliff like a time ball. Brian: I have no idea what you're talking about. Peter: It's simple, Brian. The four balls represent the four dimensions of spacetime. And when Lois rolls Meg off the cliff, it's like she's rolling a time ball down the cliff. Brian: I still don't get it. Peter: Just think about it, Brian. It'll all make sense eventually.
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What's really neat to me about this is how often it captures the voice, motivations, and characteristics of these characters. I fed it "write an episode of The Simpsons where Homer attends a secret Hong Kong Kumite". Whenever it decided homer was there to participate, he'd get his rear end kicked. However, in one prompt it decided Flanders was there, and it extrapolated all the following about him: - he'd humbly undersell why he was there - he's significantly more talented and in better physical shape than homer and will be successful - homer will beg and suck up to Flanders for something he wants and Flanders will eventually give in --- Homer: Hey, Flanders! What are you doing here in Hong Kong? Flanders: Oh, just taking in the sights. You know, the usual: the Big Buddha, the Forbidden City… Homer: Say, didn't you tell me you were a black belt in karate? Flanders: Oh, yeah, I am. I'm actually here for the secret kumite. Homer: The what? Flanders: The secret kumite. It's a secret tournament where the best martial artists from all over the world come to compete. Homer: Wow! Can I come watch? Flanders: I'm sorry, Homer, but it's invite-only. Homer: Please, Flanders! I promise I won't make a peep. Flanders: Well, all right. But you have to promise not to tell anyone about it. Homer: I promise! At the kumite, Homer is amazed at the skill of the martial artists. He sees Flanders take down opponent after opponent. Homer: Wow, Flanders! You're amazing!
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Nancy posted:I kept trying to gen ones about people falling for bitcoin scams and they all ended up with people getting their money & life back. it's weird how there are certain things it refuses to do. i repeatedly tried to generate a story in which Frasier and Niles storm the capitol on January 6th, but every script it comes up with involves them defending the capitol from the rioters. i've tried it like 10 times
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I think I broke it for a second
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Revins posted:Lmao I think this is more coherent than the original
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Earwicker posted:ok, can someone explain how this works to an old non-computer toucher? I found an interesting thing feeding it gibberish inputs that sort of shows some indication of how it "thinks", but I didn't save it. Play around with poo poo like "sfdgf73 a3hju7 umalga?" Also, apparently this one can't learn: can you learn or is this model static? The model is static, meaning that the weights of the neurons do not change after training.
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Lt. Cock posted:The Immolation This is the good poo poo.   quote:Write a Seinfeld script for an episode where Newman is killed in the crossfire of a jewelry heist. quote:Write a Seinfeld script for an episode where people have springs instead of legs. XYZAB fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jun 17, 2022 |
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Earwicker posted:ok, can someone explain how this works to an old non-computer toucher? It's basically an enormous database of what words should come next in a sequence of words. If you have a partial sentence "hello how are", in most cases the next word would be "you?", and you can "learn" that by analyzing a lot of texts and see what words usually come next. If you instead consider the sentence "hello how are you?" then the next word in many source texts could be something like "fine", and the one after that "thanks". Or it could be "bad", and then "why bad". The algorithm picks a word to come next based on probabilities it has gathered of what words often come next after some input sentence, then appends it to the sentence, then uses the whole new sentence to select the next word and so on. It can use something like 2048 words long input sentences, and you can fit pretty long snippets of scripts in that. That's basically why it's able to sneak in bits of Zybourne Clock in while "remembering" to write a script where characters speak in certain ways. It's a bit more complicated than that and the database is not a straight-forward database but more of an algorithm that estimates these correlations, because an actual database of 2048 words long combinations of thousands of different words would be unimaginably huge.
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Seinfeld but with big anime titties Seinfeld but with big anime titties would be a lot funnier. The show would be about a group of friends who sit around and talk about nothing, but with the addition of big anime titties, it would be a lot funnier.
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Joe Rogan admits to his therapist that he is a liar and he recognizes that he may be very stupid. Rogan: I'm a liar. I know that. I've lied to people before. I'm sure I'll lie to people again. I don't want to lie, but I do. It's like I can't help myself. Therapist: Why do you think you lie? Rogan: I don't know. I guess I just want people to like me or something. I don't want them to think I'm stupid. Therapist: Do you think lying makes people like you more? Rogan: No, but I don't want them to think I'm stupid. Therapist: So you think if you tell the truth, people will think you're stupid? Rogan: I don't know. I guess so. Therapist: What do you think is the real reason you lie? Rogan: I don't know. I guess I just want people to like me or something.
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Kermit the Frog explains, in an extremely angry tone, to Jordan Peterson why he cannot continue being in the public eye. Kermit: I can't do this anymore, Jordan. I just can't. Jordan: What's the problem? Kermit: It's everything. It's the way you talk, it's the way you act, it's the way you dress. It's everything. Jordan: I'm sorry, I don't understand. Kermit: You don't understand? Of course you don't understand. You don't understand anything. Jordan: Kermit, I really don't know what you're talking about. Kermit: That's because you're a self-involved, narcissistic rear end in a top hat who only cares about himself! Jordan: Kermit, I think you're overreacting. Kermit: Overreacting? Overreacting? I'll show you overreacting! (Kermit then proceeds to destroy Jordan's office, smashing everything in sight) Jordan: Kermit, stop! What are you doing? Kermit: This is what I'm doing! I'm done with you, Jordan. I'm done with your bullshit.
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Earwicker posted:what seems unreal to me is that this thing isn't quoting Frasier scripts at all, it's creating entirely new content that is often convincingly in-character and has the characters deal with things that could never possibly occur on the show but they still react in "realistic" ways based on the personalities and past behaviors of these characters. i've tried searching and at no point is it just regurgitating content from old scripts, it's always completely new content and it's written really fast Sitcom characters that are 2d caricatures where the personality is immediately visible in the writing work really well for the AI. If you read a random real script of Frasier or the Simpsons where all the character names got blanked out, you'd still be able to start picking up which is Frasier or Niles, Homer or Lisa, right? Niles talks about Maris all the time in the scripts, the AI throws in Maris in a sequence where it would fit. So the AI can do some of that. And then you will fill in the rest yourself by imagining Frasier or Niles saying it, because it has FRASIER: and NILES: there on the left. Try and make it generate some episodes of Breaking Bad or something more sophisticated, it probably won't be nearly as spot-on. Versus the Calvin & Hobbes go deep sea diving was not very good at all. Like it's nightmarish and all, but it doesn't have any of the "voice" of either the characters or Watterson. Hobbes shouldn't be afraid, Calvin shouldn't be stronger than Hobbes. Because there's much less corpus for Calvin & Hobbes, plus they're actually more interesting characters.
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Write an episode script for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in which the gang are sent to assassinate God The gang are sitting in Paddy’s Pub when they get a call from an anonymous client who wants them to kill God. They’re not sure what to make of it at first, but the client is adamant and offers them a large sum of money, so they decide to go for it. They hatch a plan to shoot God with a sniper rifle from a distance, but when they get to the location they find that God is a giant, all-powerful being who is impossible to kill. They’re about to give up when they remember that they have a nuclear bomb. They set the bomb off, but it has no effect on God. The gang is left reeling, unsure of what to do next. They’re about to give up when Charlie has an idea. He tells the others that the only way to kill God is to become God. They all agree and, using their combined powers, they create a being that is all-powerful and omniscient. The new God is not happy with what the gang has done, but they’re not backing down. They’re prepared to fight to the death to keep their new title.
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Write an episode script for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in which the gang are sent to assassinate God FADE IN: INT. PADDY'S PUB - DAY Dennis, Mac, Charlie, and Dee are sitting at the bar, drinking. The TV is on in the background, showing a news report about a natural disaster. DENNIS: (to the others) This is bulls#!t. God is supposed to be all-powerful, right? So why can't he stop this stuff from happening? MAC: (sarcastically) Yeah, why can't he? DENNIS: I'm serious! If he's really as powerful as people say, then he should be able to do something about this! DEE: (interrupting) Hey, guys. Check it out. (She points to the TV, where a commercial is now playing.) ANNOUNCER: (on TV) Are you tired of feeling powerless? DENNIS: (mocking) Oh, yeah, I'm really tired of feeling powerless. ANNOUNCER: (on TV) Well, now there's a solution. For a limited time, you can join the Assassins Guild and have a chance to kill God! DENNIS: (interested) Really? ANNOUNCER: (on TV) That's right. Just call the number on your screen and sign up today. Supplies are limited, so act now! DENNIS: (to the others) Well, what are you waiting for? Let's do it! MAC: (skeptical) I don't know, Dennis. This seems like a really bad idea. DENNIS: (insistent) Come on, it'll be fun! What do we have to lose? Charlie and Dee shrug, and finally agree to go along with Dennis. CUT TO: INT. ASSASSINS GUILD - DAY The gang is sitting in a meeting room, across from a man in a black hooded robe. MAN IN ROBE: (to the gang) Are you sure you want to do this? Once you start down the path of killing God, there's no turning back. DENNIS: (confidently) We're sure. MAN IN ROBE: (to the gang) Very well. I'll give you each a gun and a map to God's location. You have 24 hours to complete the mission. Good luck. CUT TO: EXT. HEAVEN - DAY The gang is standing outside the gates of Heaven. DENNIS: (to the others) Ready? They all nod, and Dennis pushes the button on the intercom. GOD'S VOICE: (over the intercom) Yes, can I help you? DENNIS: (into the intercom) Yeah, we're here to kill you. GOD'S VOICE: (over the intercom, amused) Really? And why would you want to do that? DENNIS: (into the intercom) Because you're a fraud! You're supposed to be all-powerful, but you can't even stop a few natural disasters! GOD'S VOICE: (over the intercom, angry) How dare you! I am the one true God, and I will not be mocked! The gang exchange worried looks, and then Dennis presses the button to open the gates. DENNIS: (to the others) Come on, let's do this. They all begin to walk into Heaven, guns drawn. CUT TO: INT. HEAVEN - DAY The gang is walking through Heaven, looking around in awe. DENNIS: (to the others) This place is amazing! Suddenly, they hear a voice behind them. GOD'S VOICE: (o.s.) I wouldn't go that way if I were you. They all turn around to see God standing there. DENNIS: (to God) You! You're supposed to be dead! GOD: (smiling) Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm very much alive. DENNIS: (to the others) What do we do now? GOD: (to the gang) You could put down your guns and listen to what I have to say. DENNIS: (to the others) I don't know, guys. What do you think? Charlie and Dee shrug, and finally agree to put down their guns. GOD: (to the gang) Thank you. Now, I know you're angry with me, but I want you to know that I am doing the best I can.
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Mike Pence writes a letter to a preeminent psychiatrist pleading with him to help cure him of his hippophilia. Dear Dr. Smith, I am writing to you because I am desperate for help. I am afflicted with a condition known as hippophilia, or a sexual attraction to horses. This condition has caused me great shame and distress, and I have been unable to find any effective treatment. I am pleading with you to help me cure this condition so that I can lead a normal, happy life. I have tried everything I can think of to cure myself, but nothing has worked. I have even considered harming myself or horses in order to try to put an end to this attraction, but I know that would be wrong and would only make things worse. I am at my wits' end, and I need your help. Please, if there is anything you can do to help me, I would be forever grateful. Sincerely, Mike Pence
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Can someone see if they can get it to come up with new axioms and maxims and aphorisms? That quote from the battle plan one was interesting, it'd be fun to see it come up with a list of 10 aphorisms about conflict or being a parent or whatever.
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Write a script for an episode of Dragonball Z in which everyone has the hiccups The episode opens with everyone in the Dragonball Z world having the hiccups. No one knows what to do and the hiccups are interfering with their daily lives. Goku is training with Vegeta when he suddenly gets the hiccups. Vegeta starts laughing at him and tells him to toughen up. However, even Vegeta soon succumbs to the hiccups. The two of them try various methods to get rid of the hiccups but nothing works. Frustrated, they give up and go their separate ways. As the day goes on, more and more people start getting the hiccups. Piccolo is meditating when he suddenly gets them, while Krillin is in the middle of a date with 18. Everyone is struggling to cope with the situation. At night, everyone has gathered together in an attempt to find a cure for the hiccups. However, no one has had any success so far. Suddenly, Goku comes up with an idea. He tells everyone to hold their breath and then punches them all in the stomach as hard as he can. Everyone falls to the ground gasping for air, but their hiccups are gone! Everyone is relieved and grateful to Goku for his help. The episode ends with everyone enjoying a peaceful night without any hiccups.
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