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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

*Attends baseball game and trashes city with empty beer cans. Gets kicked out of Temple Bar for putting $40 worth of Hoobastank on the jukebox. Complains that Detroit is dirty and dangerous*

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Aunt Teefa
Mar 17, 2015


Hey man, not sure if you’re still looking or not but I’ll go with you.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


refinement and elegance are an illusion. embrace death

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

He also apologized for ever saying anything homophobic.


hell yeah

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

it really is the best answer you could possibly give

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Hell Yeah posted:

kid rock was from romeo michigan

Hell Yeah posted:

enjoy working at your dad's company i guess. lol

I'm sure you know this but for the rest of the class kid rock despite his carefully crafted urban redneck image is the son of a millionaire car dealer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPshLmo97NY

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Junk posted:

what is a juggalo?

I'm glad you asked

What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
'cause he could give a gently caress less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
gently caress!

What is a juggalo?
A loving lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, gently caress, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the gently caress up
Get the gently caress the out of here

What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and poo poo out connect four

What is a jug..?
What the gently caress? Connect four?
Man that poo poo is whack
Don't worry about my poo poo
Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, bloop!

What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
'cause your a stupid rear end dump fuckin idiot

What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts

What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the gently caress up
Get the gently caress the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) (3x)
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

SalTheBard posted:

I'm glad you asked

What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
'cause he could give a gently caress less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
gently caress!

What is a juggalo?
A loving lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, gently caress, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the gently caress up
Get the gently caress the out of here

What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and poo poo out connect four

What is a jug..?
What the gently caress? Connect four?
Man that poo poo is whack
Don't worry about my poo poo
Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, bloop!

What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
'cause your a stupid rear end dump fuckin idiot

What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts

What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the gently caress up
Get the gently caress the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) (3x)
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?

:hmmyes:

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Hell Yeah posted:

dearborn and dearborn heights

I’m picturing you living in that massive labyrinth of houses just south of Ford road where one of my friends in high school lived. Who in God’s name designed that drat thing?

Coin
Jan 9, 2006

I'm no shitposter; I always know how I'm posting is wrong. I'm just a guy that doesn't like reading the thread, effortposting, and respecting the mods. So if you think about it, I'm the best poster here.

Gaz2k21 posted:

Thanks to this thread I have discovered there is an unofficial UK gathering that occasionally occurs

jugga[b]lo[kes]

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

i wonder if violent j also feels the same way now about using "ninja" in the past as a way to cheekily-but-not-really try and get around saying the racist slur like he did about using the gay slur

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

AHH F/UGH posted:

i wonder if violent j also feels the same way now about using "ninja" in the past as a way to cheekily-but-not-really try and get around saying the racist slur like he did about using the gay slur

Probably not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh1GCx2CcKM

Vakal
May 11, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDKrv5PE0cw

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

This song came out in like 1995.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Hell Yeah posted:

refinement and elegance are an illusion. embrace death

Shutup

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Whoop whoop

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

SalTheBard posted:

I'm glad you asked

What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
'cause he could give a gently caress less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
gently caress!

What is a juggalo?
A loving lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, gently caress, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the gently caress up
Get the gently caress the out of here

What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and poo poo out connect four

What is a jug..?
What the gently caress? Connect four?
Man that poo poo is whack
Don't worry about my poo poo
Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, bloop!

What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
'cause your a stupid rear end dump fuckin idiot

What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts

What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the gently caress up
Get the gently caress the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) (3x)
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?

i'm glad we sorted that out

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
one of my s-i-l's cousins has a bunch of clown tattoos and will if asked about it give a little speech about how clowns symbolize how hosed-up normal society really is. also he keeps a razor blade in his mouth.

as you might imagine, this person had never heard of ICP.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
ICP was also pretty incredible in their response to the pandemic. They were more responsible than a lot of state Governors were (and Trump for that matter). Then for their annual Hallowicked show they had an acoustic concert at Violent J's house where everyone had to be masked and have a negative covid test prior to the event.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c0DZtHJad0

Here is a little clip of it. Even though I'm not a fan of theirs anymore I was really into ICP when I was younger (I would say from like 1996 to about 2007). I really identified with being a Juggalo and it was a huge part of who I was. While I'm now slightly embarrassed about somethings I did, it's a really cool to see how the Juggalos have turned into this really wholesome fandom and I think it's bullshit that they are labeled as Gang Members.

For what it's worth United States of Insanity is a really good documentary that shows just how much being labeled as a gang has really impacted the lives of people.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecw9Mnh8vdg

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Empty Sandwich posted:

one of my s-i-l's cousins has a bunch of clown tattoos and will if asked about it give a little speech about how clowns symbolize how hosed-up normal society really is. also he keeps a razor blade in his mouth.

as you might imagine, this person had never heard of ICP.

Has he heard of being in prison because that sounds like some being in prison type behaviour

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Poohs Packin posted:

Has he heard of being in prison because that sounds like some being in prison type behaviour

poo poo, you do raise a good point. prison cosplay, basically. I'll double check how he's doing now (it's been a while)

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=araU0fZj6oQ

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

yeah lmao the ninjas thing is problematic

i hope they address it someday because until then I'm gonna hold off on saying they're cool

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Empty Sandwich posted:

also he keeps a razor blade in his mouth.

Wut

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

AHH F/UGH posted:

yeah lmao the ninjas thing is problematic

i hope they address it someday because until then I'm gonna hold off on saying they're cool

I knew two brothers who were locked up together for 7 years and they affectionately referred to that time together as "ninja school" which is heart-warming, hilarious, and terrifying at the same time.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

ninjoatse.cx posted:

I’m picturing you living in that massive labyrinth of houses just south of Ford road where one of my friends in high school lived. Who in God’s name designed that drat thing?

are you talking about near outer drive?

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

AHH F/UGH posted:

yeah lmao the ninjas thing is problematic

i hope they address it someday because until then I'm gonna hold off on saying they're cool

But would you say that, at least one of them, is....dope?

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

AHH F/UGH posted:

yeah lmao the ninjas thing is problematic

i hope they address it someday because until then I'm gonna hold off on saying they're cool

You cant keep moving goalposts one at a time, you need to express all your problems so mister violent clown can prepare full statements that finally allow you to enjoy icp. Surely faygo is also a stealth slur???

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

fah

muh

lee

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Hell Yeah posted:

are you talking about near outer drive?

I went to look his house up and it turns out he was in dearborn. Never really connected the dots with how oddly shaped the heights are.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Jelly posted:

Violent J seems like a really good dad.

AHH F/UGH posted:

What about Shaggy 2 dope though

https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q7riyo629t1qi466n.mp4

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I'm serious about Vanilla Ice tho. He had a free concert at the state fair, in 2010 so of course I went. He was trying to talk about his label and how he was at the top of the charts in Europe or something and everyone started the Family chant and he was so upset because we all knew he was signed on Psycho.

I got hit with a water bottle that day but he still did the go ninja go song so...worth it.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

:unsmith:

cauxist
Feb 6, 2005
Does anyone remember seeing some juggalos who were caught stealing hung from suspended cages. I stg i seen that poo poo.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

cauxist posted:

Does anyone remember seeing some juggalos who were caught stealing hung from suspended cages. I stg i seen that poo poo.

That doesn’t sound funny at all. :crossarms:

cauxist
Feb 6, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That doesn’t sound funny at all. :crossarms:
There was photos in some mega thread years ago. I'm not having any luck finding it.

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Dec 6, 2021

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SalTheBard posted:

ICP was also pretty incredible in their response to the pandemic. They were more responsible than a lot of state Governors were (and Trump for that matter). Then for their annual Hallowicked show they had an acoustic concert at Violent J's house where everyone had to be masked and have a negative covid test prior to the event.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c0DZtHJad0

Here is a little clip of it. Even though I'm not a fan of theirs anymore I was really into ICP when I was younger (I would say from like 1996 to about 2007). I really identified with being a Juggalo and it was a huge part of who I was. While I'm now slightly embarrassed about somethings I did, it's a really cool to see how the Juggalos have turned into this really wholesome fandom and I think it's bullshit that they are labeled as Gang Members.

For what it's worth United States of Insanity is a really good documentary that shows just how much being labeled as a gang has really impacted the lives of people.

Yeah to be honest I’ve enjoyed ICP but like sort of never felt like listening to them because of their fans.

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