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How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
I'll be voting blue, no matter who.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Buce posted:

Who said anything about either side winning? I just want to give the cephalopods their chance to take over the earth.

it'll never happen cause they can't cook their food :(
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/food-for-thought-was-cooking-a-pivotal-step-in-human-evolution/

MassTran
Feb 27, 2015

I hope she runs and loses again

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/791263939015376902?s=20

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

I'm backing the other dynasty and voting for the Bush twins as co-presidents

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



If Hillary is the nominee I'm going to go join the guerillas in the jungle

MassTran
Feb 27, 2015

I'm voting for Jeb!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

poverty goat posted:

If Hillary is the nominee I'm going to go join the guerillas in the jungle

same but gorillas

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

lmao

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
The Liberal states will force out the poors into the poorer Conservative states and there will be some racial and classist killing or some thing of non whites and poor whites in a Conservative state and the Liberal states will close their borders and instead of help cause a genocide of sorts.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I come to GBS to get the hell away from America's doomsday politics and it's really pissing me off how goons can't seem to stop dragging it in here because they can't resist riling people up.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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access: PERMISSION DENIED.





MassTran posted:

I'm voting for Jeb!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

MassTran posted:

I'm voting for Jeb!

The guy that swept the electoral map? Solid choice.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
haha you idiots, Trump is still president and president for life!

MassTran
Feb 27, 2015

Chief McHeath posted:

The guy that swept the electoral map? Solid choice.

My man is winning around the world, that special boy

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

The Liberal states will force out the poors into the poorer Conservative states and there will be some racial and classist killing or some thing of non whites and poor whites in a Conservative state and the Liberal states will close their borders and instead of help cause a genocide of sorts.

Lol, red states start killing minorities en masse

:argh: this the Democrats fault

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Chief McHeath posted:

The guy that swept the electoral map? Solid choice.

The excitement for Jeb! is palpable.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Outpost22 posted:

Lol, red states start killing minorities en masse

:argh: this the Democrats fault

It is

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i think the only fair thing to do in the next election is to have hunter biden face off against jared kushner. let the young bloods have a go.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Bad Purchase posted:

i think the only fair thing to do in the next election is to have hunter biden face off against jared kushner. let the young bloods have a go.

In a crack smoking contest?

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Yaldabaoth posted:

I come to GBS to get the hell away from America's doomsday politics and it's really pissing me off how goons can't seem to stop dragging it in here because they can't resist riling people up.

I have it on good authority that only dipshit morons get riled up by low effort threads like these, so you shoul-

*checks avatar*

Oh... oh dear...

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i'll do it if yous want

my platform is uh....

free weed and less dead people

thanks

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Yaldabaoth posted:

I come to GBS to get the hell away from America's doomsday politics and it's really pissing me off how goons can't seem to stop dragging it in here because they can't resist riling people up.

You can just not click these threads my dude. You can log off, it's allowed

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Who What Now posted:

You can log off, it's allowed

but when i log out there's a special message from jeff making fun of me :mad:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i'll do it if yous want

my platform is uh....

free weed and less dead people

thanks

Strong start, but what position are you going to move the "gas" and "economy" levers?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


its all nice on rice posted:

Strong start, but what position are you going to move the "gas" and "economy" levers?

let's just say when i'm done there will be scenes like this in every city in america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xwsZ5vC5Oc

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Meme Poker Party posted:

If we actual get Clinton vs Trump 2024 then I will forever consider the government of the United States to be illegitimate, regardless of who wins.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Nobody should ever be allowed to lose a presidential election to Donald Trump and still have a career in politics, regardless of how the loss happened. You take that shame all the way to your grave and you smile and you LIKE IT.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Yaldabaoth posted:

I come to GBS to get the hell away from America's doomsday politics and it's really pissing me off how goons can't seem to stop dragging it in here because they can't resist riling people up.

There needs to be a Pi-Hole like device you attach to your router and it just removes the US users from the internet.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Hopefuly 2024 election just removes themselves.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Taylor Greene/Musk 2024 woooo

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
Joe Biden raised gas prices by a LOT! a sticker on my gas pump told me so.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I wrote-in Bernie in 2020 and I'm not sorry

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

I. M. Gei posted:

Nobody should ever be allowed to lose a presidential election to Donald Trump and still have a career in politics, regardless of how the loss happened. You take that shame all the way to your grave and you smile and you LIKE IT.

Including all the republican dipshits he beat in the primaries

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

EorayMel posted:

Reminder 300+ goons toxxed for hillary and it took a massive qcs thread to get the bans honored

Love FAU saying he doesn't know if he would've let the Trump toxxers off the hook if Trump lost. He either had zero self awareness or was completely full of poo poo.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Who What Now posted:

Also she said Pokemon Go to the Polls

Just like your abuela

MassTran
Feb 27, 2015

America is great because America is good

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I still cannot believe that "just like your abuela" is a thing that actually happened, that someone thought it was a good idea and managed to convince others that it was a good idea

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
hot sauce in purse

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Chuck Bartowski
Apr 14, 2006

Working on my five-year plan, just need to choose a font.



Can't wait to vote for another ghoul that emerges from the crypt, guys!!!

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